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Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Ripsnort on April 03, 2003, 04:30:12 PM
They were British, should have sent the US Marines in ;) (Compliments of Mitch, AGW)

(http://home.earthlink.net/~ripsnort/Humor/coalitionlose.jpg)
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Arlo on April 03, 2003, 04:35:36 PM
I've heard of more fatalities at world cup matches than most battles in Iraq. Better watch it.
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: midnight Target on April 03, 2003, 04:36:40 PM
ahem... Dowding

Notice the wrist on the "Marine".


just sayin.....
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: SOB on April 03, 2003, 04:40:37 PM
LOL!
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Ripsnort on April 03, 2003, 04:45:18 PM
LOL Midnight :)
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: icemaw on April 03, 2003, 05:20:53 PM
I have noticed that wrist on anyone that ever played that wimpy thing they call football. They should call it limpwristball.
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Ripsnort on April 03, 2003, 05:31:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
ahem... Dowding

Notice the wrist on the "Marine".


just sayin.....


I guess we could call the Brits "Terrorwrists" ?
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Rasker on April 03, 2003, 06:35:58 PM
who recalls the Monty Python skit about the drilling pansy-soldiers :)
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 04, 2003, 02:56:43 AM
Holy hell -am- and boroda were right all along... :D
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Vulcan on April 04, 2003, 03:43:34 AM
Quote
Originally posted by icemaw
I have noticed that wrist on anyone that ever played that wimpy thing they call football. They should call it limpwristball.


Watchit, while you mock the soccer sissy's, the rugby world mocks you.
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Dowding on April 04, 2003, 03:45:47 AM
If the US Marines had tried to play, not only would they have insisted on wearing full kevlar body armour and helmet, but they probably would have dropped a LGB on the whole proceedings or machinegunned half the players and spectators in an 'unavoidable' friendly fire incident.

I'm actually surprised an A-10 didn't come along and liven things up a bit.
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Swoop on April 04, 2003, 04:25:36 AM
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Originally posted by icemaw
I have noticed that wrist on anyone that ever played that wimpy thing they call football. They should call it limpwristball.



See, actually that Marines' wrist was broken during a real hard tackle by an Iraqi and he carried on playing anyway cos British Royal Marines are that hard.

:p

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)

P.S.  Dowd, possibly not the best place for that.......
P.P.S.  NEVER!
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: hazed- on April 04, 2003, 05:13:19 AM
comon wasnt the fact the marines had forced marched 200 miles and played with a pack of 80lbs in weight on their backs a contributing factor to the score? plus we let them win of course for PR reasons :)

there was a small game of American football at the village and the US marines decided to call it the 'World Cup American football challenge' but it seems they won by default due to the fact only american teams were accepted in their "WORLD" league ;)
hehe it always cracks me up how you yanks call it a world game when only 2 or 3 other countries even play it, be it US football or whatever else you guys make up :)

what id like to have seen would be a rugby match :D  damn it would have been worse than the actual war footage :cool:
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Smut on April 04, 2003, 05:16:44 AM
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Originally posted by Dowding
If the US Marines had tried to play, not only would they have insisted on wearing full kevlar body armour and helmet, but they probably would have dropped a LGB on the whole proceedings or machinegunned half the players and spectators in an 'unavoidable' friendly fire incident.

I'm actually surprised an A-10 didn't come along and liven things up a bit.


Somehow, I'm totally missing the humor in the above statement.

I guess I don't find fratricide very funny. Maybe that's why I work on Combat ID programs now...

-Smut
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Dowding on April 04, 2003, 05:49:22 AM
Yeah, given the circumstances you're probably right. Sorry about that.
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: -tronski- on April 04, 2003, 05:59:37 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan
Watchit, while you mock the soccer sissy's, the rugby world mocks you.


The americans have a rugby team?  

Would seem a bit rough for them :D

 Tronsky
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: SC-Sp00k on April 04, 2003, 06:11:20 AM
Americans playing soccer..Now thats amusing ;)
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Furball on April 04, 2003, 06:59:49 AM
http://eurosport.planet-rugby.com/stats/matches/results_listing.phtml/eurosport?tm1Code=US&search_type=results&navCode=US&setCode=country (http://eurosport.planet-rugby.com/stats/matches/results_listing.phtml/eurosport?tm1Code=US&search_type=results&navCode=US&setCode=country)

USA (rugby team) results :D

notice : United States 8 : 106 England
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Martlet on April 04, 2003, 07:06:10 AM
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Originally posted by Furball
http://eurosport.planet-rugby.com/stats/matches/results_listing.phtml/eurosport?tm1Code=US&search_type=results&navCode=US&setCode=country (http://eurosport.planet-rugby.com/stats/matches/results_listing.phtml/eurosport?tm1Code=US&search_type=results&navCode=US&setCode=country)

USA (rugby team) results :D

notice : United States 8 : 106 England


Well, there had to be SOMETHING you can beat us in.

When I was in the service, I was on a brit ship for a few weeks.  The tossers talked me into playing rugby.  We played and drank all afternoon, and I never figured out the rules.

Looking back on it now, they probably just enjoyed banging the crap out of me.
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Furball on April 04, 2003, 07:12:33 AM
ahh its pretty easy really

http://www.scrum.com/primer/genprinciples.asp
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Dowding on April 04, 2003, 07:22:35 AM
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Looking back on it now, they probably just enjoyed banging the crap out of me.


Don't be coy, Roy. You enjoyed every pillow biting moment, you big gay yank. :p
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Martlet on April 04, 2003, 07:30:44 AM
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Originally posted by Dowding
I can't hide it any longer. I hope you won't think bad of me. I've known it for a while, ever since I bought that 'Greatest Hits of Barbara Streisand' CD.


(http://home.attbi.com/~martlets93/Pictures/youaregay.jpg)
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Dowding on April 04, 2003, 07:34:05 AM
So is that a book you read before you were banged by a bunch of drunk sailors, or after the experience, to come to terms with the satisfaction you felt?
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Martlet on April 04, 2003, 07:40:25 AM
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Originally posted by Dowding
So is that a book you read before you were banged by a bunch of drunk sailors, or after the experience, to come to terms with the satisfaction you felt?


I've never been banged by a bunch of drunk sailors.  Tell me, is it fun?

You're the one that said you were gay, don't try to pass it off on me.  I'm just trying to help you out.
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Dowding on April 04, 2003, 07:44:14 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Martlet
When I was in the service, I was on a brit ship for a few weeks.  

Looking back on it now, they probably just enjoyed banging the crap out of me.


You said it, bud.
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Martlet on April 04, 2003, 07:44:51 AM
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Originally posted by Dowding
You said it, bud.


heh, I guess I did.

touche.
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: SOB on April 04, 2003, 11:44:31 AM
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Originally posted by Swoop
See, actually that Marines' wrist was broken during a real hard tackle by an Iraqi and he carried on playing anyway cos British Royal Marines are that hard.


Umm, so, British Marines get hard when they're playing games with other sweaty men?  Interesting...Is Dowding a Marine???


SOB
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Dowding on April 04, 2003, 11:53:43 AM
Sorry to dispel your erotic, perverted fantasies SOB. You'll just have to find yourself a real gimp for your sailor-boy antics.
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: SOB on April 04, 2003, 11:55:47 AM
My fanasies about you are NOT perverse!  They're very tastefully thought out, thank you very much.


SOB
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Dowding on April 04, 2003, 12:04:59 PM
Tastefully? What... you mean to wine and dine me or something?

Well, I can't help out in this capacity. I hear MiniD has a 'Yatta' DVD. It's well used, the box has a few unidentified stains on the cover and the 'Free Butt Plug' voucher has long since been redeemed but otherwise it might be right up your alley.

You drooling perv.
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: SOB on April 04, 2003, 12:14:49 PM
Methinks thou dost protest too much, Mary.  :D


SOB
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Dowding on April 04, 2003, 12:34:05 PM
In relation to your advances, I don't think that is possible. :D
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Saintaw on April 04, 2003, 12:35:42 PM
I get it now, the avatar, the Jebus... SOB is hanibal Lecter, Run dowding RUN!!!
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: SOB on April 04, 2003, 12:43:32 PM
:D
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: hazed- on April 04, 2003, 01:14:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Methinks thou dost protest too much, Mary.  :D


SOB


man that really made me chuckle!
 
lol dowding and SOB.
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Swoop on April 04, 2003, 01:37:03 PM
Dowding,


NEVER!  

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Replicant on April 04, 2003, 03:15:37 PM
Judging by the kit the Iraqis were wearing, the official referee & linesmen, I wouldn't be surprised if they were all regular (or national?) football players.

Good credit to them, must be tough playing any game in that heat!  
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: anonymous on April 04, 2003, 03:41:55 PM
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Originally posted by Smut
Somehow, I'm totally missing the humor in the above statement.

I guess I don't find fratricide very funny. Maybe that's why I work on Combat ID programs now...

-Smut


that sounds dangerous. it only a matter of time before pissed off OIC can put id tag on one of his boys so CAS pilot see "this is the guy that banged your wife when you were deployed last time" right? :)
Title: Coaltion gets butt kicked
Post by: Yeager on April 04, 2003, 04:07:43 PM
Perhaps now the Iraqi Soccer team will get to keep their testicles.
I imagine that takes a load off their minds.