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Title: That Iraqi Minister of Information is....
Post by: sling322 on April 07, 2003, 08:39:28 AM: a very funny guy. Its like comedy gold listening to him deny that coalition forces occupy the airport and that the Iraqi forces have killed most of the enemy. I mean, what world does this guy live in anyway?

What would really be funny is for him to be giving one of his speeches and a Marine walks up behind him, taps him on the shoulder, and kinda waves to the camera. That would be some funny ****.
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: Sixpence on April 07, 2003, 08:43:56 AM: The world that says if he doesn't say what he is told to say he gets shot.
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 07, 2003, 08:57:31 AM: I had the bright idea yesterday that some camera crew should organize to film an American M1 rolling by with a big cloth sign hanging off the side that reads "We're not here" with smiling soldiers in tow.

Great propaganda shot. :D
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: lazs2 on April 07, 2003, 09:02:09 AM: He really doesn't sound that much different than cnn or the german or russian posters on this BBS. It will be fun to post some quotes from them when this is over.
lazs
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: BUG_EAF322 on April 07, 2003, 10:55:52 AM: I hope this funny guy recieves a bullit through his head in front of the camera soon.

What would he say than??
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: Drunky on April 07, 2003, 11:44:53 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
I had the bright idea yesterday that some camera crew should organize to film an American M1 rolling by with a big cloth sign hanging off the side that reads "We're not here" with smiling soldiers in tow.

ROFLMAO :D

Too damn funny...would be a good shot.
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: Mini D on April 07, 2003, 11:48:20 AM: I think he is being this rediculous to save the SNL authors from having to work too hard on a script. (blatantly stolen from Grunherz)

Personally, I think it would just be better if a couple of marines were standing behind him as he gave his last speach swearing that the U.S. never actually made it into Iraq at all. No need to shoot the guy. He did that to himself about a week ago.

MiniD
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: Otto on April 07, 2003, 01:37:20 PM: I think that's the 'Information Minister'.... The one that looks like Elmo?
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: sling322 on April 07, 2003, 01:43:17 PM: Dangit...you're right Otto. Edited original post, but it wont change the thread title.... :(
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: Suave on April 07, 2003, 02:05:10 PM: Hehe did anybody see Saturday Night Live last night .
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: StSanta on April 07, 2003, 02:47:06 PM: 'ridiculous'

Gets to my nerves to see that word not spelled right. Sure, it might be moking blitz, but English ain't his first language.
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: Mini D on April 07, 2003, 02:51:25 PM: LOL! when you're American you can spell it however you want. Till then santa.. shuddup.

MiniD
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: ra on April 07, 2003, 02:53:10 PM: Quote
it might be moking blitz

mocking
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: Martlet on April 07, 2003, 02:56:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ra
mocking

BAH, you beat me to it.
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: Frogm4n on April 07, 2003, 02:57:33 PM: remember there is a gun to his head no doubt.
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: Rasker on April 07, 2003, 03:15:59 PM: I think that Minister of Information has a great future as an anti-spokesman: someone to say something that you want people to believe the opposite of. Such as, "don't shop as Smith Motors, their prices are ridiculously high". [ mebbe while an M1 pushes throught the wall behind him.] :)
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: StSanta on April 09, 2003, 05:46:51 AM: MiniD:

shuddup = shut up.

PTFFFFFFFFH

And if ya start analyzing my sentences, expect nothing short of vast quantities of poisonous gasses slowly seeping into the place where you dwell

Evil Amreekan! :D
Title: That Iraqi Minister of Defense is....
Post by: Pepe on April 09, 2003, 05:56:07 AM: You mean Comical Ali?