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Title: THE most important news article...
Post by: Octavius on April 08, 2003, 09:13:48 PM

...EVER!

http://www.theonion.com/onion3531/gene_chips.html

Think about the world of good that can be done with this knowledge!

Title: THE most important news article...
Post by: ra on April 08, 2003, 09:27:43 PM

Now if they could discover the DNA sequence which causes me to drink a whole whoopee sixpack.

Title: THE most important news article...
Post by: john9001 on April 08, 2003, 11:54:03 PM

whats wrong with drinking a six-pack?

Title: THE most important news article...
Post by: Ike 2K# on April 08, 2003, 11:55:43 PM

it turns you six pack into flabs:D

Title: THE most important news article...
Post by: Rasker on April 09, 2003, 01:20:51 AM

into a 12 or 18 pack :)

Title: THE most important news article...
Post by: Ike 2K# on April 09, 2003, 02:22:17 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Rasker
into a 12 or 18 pack :)

and your fist would bounce back of you punch an 18-packer:D

Title: THE most important news article...
Post by: StSanta on April 09, 2003, 06:55:56 AM

Beer is just nature's way of creating natural shock absorbers in humans males and females.

Drinking enough beer will actually make you more ecological; instead of walking downhill, you can conserve energy by rolling on yer tummie. less energy used means you'll have to eat less, which means that one cow will die anyway but not get eaten, which is ecologically sound. If you ask animal rights activists. And I do. Often.