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Title: French's Mustard
Post by: Mark Luper on April 10, 2003, 08:12:46 AM: The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:

"We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".
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Post by: hazed- on April 10, 2003, 08:17:16 AM: lol id buy their product. :)
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Post by: Mickey1992 on April 10, 2003, 08:29:58 AM: While funny, it's an urban legend.
Title: French's Mustard
Post by: straffo on April 10, 2003, 08:39:53 AM: yer speaking of Moutarde ?
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Post by: Saintaw on April 10, 2003, 08:43:29 AM: Drop it Straffo, they think mustard is yellow.
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Post by: vorticon on April 10, 2003, 08:44:09 AM: actually it is french style mustard...any of you ever try real english mustard hehehehehe
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Post by: Dowding on April 10, 2003, 08:45:24 AM: That's not true. English mustard is the yellow stuff you put on hot-dogs.
Title: French's Mustard
Post by: Mickey1992 on April 10, 2003, 08:52:59 AM: Quote
Originally posted by vorticon
actually it is french style mustard...any of you ever try real english mustard hehehehehe

I thought French was the name of the founder of the company. :confused:
Title: French's Mustard
Post by: vorticon on April 10, 2003, 08:59:07 AM: lol...its frenches mustard (non non english kind of mustard) that you put on the hotdogs...real english mustard is REALLY REALLY REALLY HOT...think of english mustard as il2s flight model and frenchs (non english mustard) as aces highs flight model...
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Post by: Curval on April 10, 2003, 09:01:35 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
That's not true. English mustard is the yellow stuff you put on hot-dogs.

You might put that red-hot nasty assed stuff on your hotdogs...I'll stick with the American artifical version.
Title: French's Mustard
Post by: Dowding on April 10, 2003, 09:01:44 AM: I'm English and English mustard isn't that hot. But I do like spicy food, particularly curry, so I might be biased. :)
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Post by: straffo on April 10, 2003, 09:08:16 AM: Sorry gents but american mustard is something I should use to educate my daughter before switching to real moutarde :)
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Post by: SC-Sp00k on April 10, 2003, 09:11:18 AM: If the condiment isnt Vegimite, its not a real condiment.
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Post by: Wanker on April 10, 2003, 09:16:16 AM: Quote
"The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".

Ouch.

LOL! :D
Title: French's Mustard
Post by: Batz on April 10, 2003, 09:16:18 AM: you are a moutarde.

vorticon you dont know what talking about. You had a mustard horseradish blend. Dowding is right and he should know as he's English.

Mustard varies all over the world. Plane yellow mustard is English.

I think Mickey's right as its called French's mustard.
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Post by: straffo on April 10, 2003, 09:18:31 AM: this :
http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/vegemite/vegemite.html

???
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Post by: Dowding on April 10, 2003, 09:21:11 AM: Vegimite? lol :D
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Post by: straffo on April 10, 2003, 09:26:28 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
Vegimite? lol :D

don't laught but at first I've read : vaginite :)
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Post by: Dowding on April 10, 2003, 09:42:04 AM: lol Straff :D

Not quite the same thing. ;)
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Post by: Curval on April 10, 2003, 09:42:35 AM: It's like Bovril...almost as nasty as English mustard.
Title: French's Mustard
Post by: john9001 on April 10, 2003, 10:17:55 AM: what is this, a "my mustard is hotter than your mustard" contest?

almost as bad as a "my beer gets me drunker than your beer " contest.
Title: French's Mustard
Post by: Curval on April 10, 2003, 10:29:11 AM: Quote
Originally posted by john9001
what is this, a "my mustard is hotter than your mustard" contest?

almost as bad as a "my beer gets me drunker than your beer " contest.

It really should be a "My wife/girlfriend is hotter than yours" thread...with pictures to back up the claims. ;)
Title: French's Mustard
Post by: hazed- on April 10, 2003, 10:53:18 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Batz
you are a moutarde.

vorticon you dont know what talking about. You had a mustard horseradish blend. Dowding is right and he should know as he's English.

Mustard varies all over the world. Plane yellow mustard is English.

I think Mickey's right as its called French's mustard.

Maybe not as im English and I know english mustard is NOT what you put on hotdogs at least not usually. You might have a ham+lettuce and English mustard sandwich or maybe a pork pie and English mustard.The stuff we get in burger bars in England is similar to your 'Frenches' mustard in that its the 'same sweet' stuff)

English mustard(usually collmans)....is yellow, Thick like almost peanut butter and is mildly hot.Made from mustard seeds so if you have ever chewed one you'll know what i mean.

French mustard....Slightly browner and not very hot at all,Much milder than English Mustard but still very nice...also thicker than:

Frenches mustard....Yellow full of sugar and is more sweet than it is hot, runny conistancy and rather nice on hotdogs.More likely to make your bowels run than to heat up your mouth! :)

What do you know Dowding would seem on the surface to be wrong ! the shock! :eek: still, isnt he Gay? ;)