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Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: funkedup on April 10, 2003, 01:47:31 PM
Sand will disable all American high tech equipment!

Iran and Syria will join the war!

Saddam will use poison gas in Baghdad!

The people of Iraq will revolt against the invaders.  Iraq will be the new Palestine!

The Republican Guard will turn Baghdad into a new Stalingrad.  The Euphrates will run red with the blood of civilians and infidel invaders!

You can't use precision munitions in an urban setting.  Hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians will die!

Boy all those shrill little birdies are awful quiet suddenly ain't they?
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: Skuzzy on April 10, 2003, 01:52:25 PM
I suspect the crow is caught in thier windpipes.  Give em time to recover....they'll be back.
Title: Re: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: Ripsnort on April 10, 2003, 01:55:17 PM
I'll play the typical Liberal in this thread...

The sand will disable all American high tech equipment!
Many blackhawks down, could have been sand.

Iran and Syria will join the war!
Syria pretty much did, as well as Iran, they're known as "paramilitary fighers"

Saddam will use poison gas in Baghdad!
War is not over yet...

The people of Iraq will revolt against the invaders.  Iraq will be the new Palestine!
War is not over yet

The Republican Guard will turn Baghdad into a new Stalingrad.  The Euphrates will run red with the blood of civilians and infidel invaders!
War is not over yet

You can't use precision munitions in an urban setting.  Hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians will die!
Your press does not show you the horrific side of this war where thousands of civvy's died.

How'd I do?
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: Skuzzy on April 10, 2003, 01:56:41 PM
I give it a 6
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: Martlet on April 10, 2003, 01:56:55 PM
Just not the same, Rip.
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: Rasker on April 10, 2003, 02:01:08 PM
hmm, weapons grade plutonium just found?
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: Frogm4n on April 10, 2003, 02:06:30 PM
it still might turn into a mess. when another country overthrows a government it tends to leave a leadership void, because the revolution didnt come from within. hopefully things will work out though.
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on April 10, 2003, 02:07:51 PM
I wanna try....

The sand will disable all American high tech equipment!
Helicoptors dropping like flies, Pravda and Al Jazeera have shown hundreds of helicopter wrecks with their crew taken prisoner by our loveable and soon-to-be victorious Saddam. Several tanks have had their infrared and night vision optics jammed with tiny granuals of sand loyal only to the great and fearless Saddam!


Iran and Syria will join the war!
They have, but your western media has been nothing but lies and edited video tape to only show you the good side of the war so you feel fat and happy. You ignorant capitalist pigs are already back against the wall, cornerned and cowering like the cowards you are. Soon the great Arab nations will have your forces obliterated from the great middle east and a million WTC and 9/11 attacks shall soon reign down on the great satan Amreeka! Death to the capitalist invaders, all praise Saddam!

Saddam will use poison gas in Baghdad!
Saddam has no WMDs, it's all a great lie perpetrated by your president to invade Iraq for it's oil and to murder it's civilians! Death to great satan bosh!

The people of Iraq will revolt against the invaders. Iraq will be the new Palestine!
Your western media has not shown you the strong opposition your forces are facing, already your army is down to half it's strength in the region with victorious Republican Guards driving back the capitalist pigs in their newly acquired M1 Abrams and Apache helicopters.

The Republican Guard will turn Baghdad into a new Stalingrad. The Euphrates will run red with the blood of civilians and infidel invaders!
Again, your "free press" western media is not showing you the true story. All the recordings are from the coastline facing the opposite direction so you don't actually see the heavy opposition annihilating your weak armed forces!

You can't use precision munitions in an urban setting. Hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians will die!
Your press does not show you the horrific side of this war where thousands of civvy's died. <--- Well, I can't do better than that one.
-SW
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: Scootter on April 10, 2003, 02:09:55 PM
Sorry Rip he gets a 7.5

:D
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: Skuzzy on April 10, 2003, 02:10:23 PM
Still,...I gotta give that an 8.5.

It has more gut-wrenching appeal and smoothes itself with self-righteousnous.  Nicely done.  Had you gotten the last one,..might have made a 9.9
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: lazs2 on April 10, 2003, 02:18:22 PM
borada was the best tho with his... "the iraqui citizens will drop burning rags on your tanks"  (actually that is a paraphrase but very close).

haven't seen too many burning abrams from the fierce resitance... he also talked about how we (the U.S.) were in for fierce urban fighting that we have no experiance in..

What about all the guys who said that " sure saddam may have been a tiny bit harsh on his people but when the U.S. imperialistic invaders touch arab soil they will all unite behind their leader in a glorious jihad."  
lazs
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: NUKE on April 10, 2003, 02:18:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
I suspect the crow is caught in thier windpipes.  Give em time to recover....they'll be back.


I want to see Genene Gorrofolo ( sp?) now after she came on The Factor almost frothing at the mouth telling us how 100's of thousands on inocent people were going to die.

She chimed " look, I have a statelite dish and I'm telling you!" on Bill O'Reilly
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: ra on April 10, 2003, 02:25:50 PM
My try:

Sand will disable all American high tech equipment!


Iran and Syria will join the war!


Saddam will use poison gas in Baghdad!


The people of Iraq will revolt against the invaders. Iraq will be the new Palestine!


The Republican Guard will turn Baghdad into a new Stalingrad. The Euphrates will run red with the blood of civilians and infidel invaders!


You can't use precision munitions in an urban setting. Hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians will die!
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: Rasker on April 10, 2003, 02:28:13 PM
The shoes! Don't forget, the hitting with the shoes!  Also, being forced to eat weapons grade plutonium, which we dont have!  :)
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: Skuzzy on April 10, 2003, 02:29:04 PM
Ohhhh,..that's a 9.
Title: Litany of the Naysayers
Post by: Lance on April 10, 2003, 04:49:24 PM
Heh, I will admit it, I was against the war.  Not for any of those reasons you mentioned, but because I didn't feel Saddam was such a threat as to warrant paying all of the costs of initiating a unilateral war. How completely our military has kicked his ass, and that he has not used any WMD while they were tearing his world down around him only reinforce that opinion in my mind.

That said, I hope that you all turn out to be right, that the long-term costs for the war turn out to be negligible, and that the coming peace goes as smoothly as the war has.