Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: midnight Target on April 11, 2003, 11:58:44 AM
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1. Your driver’s license was revoked in Tennessee, but no problem. When you’re driving, you carry a bubblegum card with a photo of you driving the baseline.
2. You’re already on probation for a pot conviction, so when you’re smoking pot while driving your highly-customized Hummer, you keep your speed under 100 mph so as not to attract attention.
3. You’re so buzzed that you think people will believe your agent when he says that even though there is not a scrap of evidence against you, you’re not going to fight a misdemeanor pot charge because you want to save the state time and money.
4. Your favorite Krispy Kreme drive-thru is the one that just opened up at the arena, in the players’ parking lot.
5. When the coach diagrams a play during a time out, you ask him, “How come the O’s always get to be on offense?”
6. You keep asking the ref, “Which one is our basket?”
7. Stoner fans pop the head off your bobblehead doll, drill a hole or two in your body and use it as a bong.
8. You are convinced that a player on the other team is following you around, trying to steal the ball.
9. Teammates have to restrain you from attacking the TV when, during the Academy Awards telecast, the list of nominees for best actor does not include Cheech or Chong.
10. You giggle uncontrollably at the antics of the team mascot.
(Scott Ostler)
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7. Stoner fans pop the head off your bobblehead doll, drill a hole or two in your body and use it as a bong.
LOL!:D
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Any wonder why all the best coaches and players the Blazers have seen now coach in Sacramento?
I've been a blazer fan all my life. There have been some disappointing seasons... but this is the first time I've not liked the Blazers at all. I haven't watched a single game this season. I won't support this team. Every long time Blazer fan I know is of the same mentality.
Sigh... I could deal with it if they were just plain bad. This team seems more like it just doesn't care about anything.
MiniD
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Sigh... I could deal with it if they were just plain bad
you want just bad sports teams? you could move to Seattle! our teams have taken being bad to an art.
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Is Rider still with Portland? :) We had him up in Minnesota. Lot of talent when he's motivated, BUT...
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No.. Rider hasn't played here for some time. Think its been at least 5 years.
MiniD
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wallace is a waste.
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Originally posted by Mini D
Any wonder why all the best coaches and players the Blazers have seen now coach in Sacramento?
Better buds?
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ok, sounds like he defined the team ethos before he left tho. BTW, does NBA random test for marijuana now? The Players Union held out against that for a long time.
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Rasker marijuana isn't on the list of banned substances in the NBA. The International Olympic Committee has banned marijuana, and when the IOC last month announced new rules calling for unannounced drug testing for all Olympic atheletes all the previously committed USA basketball team members except Tim Duncan quit the team.
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Originally posted by Rasker
ok, sounds like he defined the team ethos before he left tho. BTW, does NBA random test for marijuana now? The Players Union held out against that for a long time.
Actually, that's pretty accurate. Though... I think it was more timing than anything. I think its more Bob Whitsit than anything. They both came in about the same time. And Rick Addleman left.
Now, it doesn't matter what coach we bring in. These guys are such a bunch of losers that it just won't matter.
MiniD
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well. since it looks like the T-Wolves and Portland might be in the 4/5 seed Western conference first round playoff, I find those remarks encouraging. :)
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Wouldn't count on that... Look at the standings again. 4 games to go and the Lakers are only 1/2 game back. The way Portland is playing right now, they'll go in 6th.
MiniD
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lol :)
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the LAKERS!!!! NOOOOOO-OOOOOOO!!!!!