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Title: French hydrocephalic lepers
Post by: moot on April 13, 2003, 08:39:49 PM

The squad Sauvelanaturecommemoifaisdesp routsauxgpl is looking for leper hydrocephalic french pilots ages 62-78, true white hair men and wearing black spade socks under gardening boots only. If you've been admitted to the 15/20 hospital in the 13th district of paris it's a plus, otherwise we have some spare skin bits to fedex you.

our ACM will focus largely on minimum joystick and graphic movement and there will not be tolerated any keyboard usage to respect everyone's sensibilities.

There are no guarantees you fit in otherwise.

email applications with fingerprints to CO moot.

Title: French hydrocephalic lepers
Post by: wetrat on April 13, 2003, 10:20:49 PM

ROFL... stick it to that redneck! :D

Title: Re: French hydrocephalic lepers
Post by: moot on July 18, 2008, 10:17:14 AM

Bump.. We're hiring!  We need people for picker and vulcher positions, as well as CO treasurer!  Someone to act as drill instructor would be great too.

Title: Re: French hydrocephalic lepers
Post by: evenhaim on July 18, 2008, 03:08:03 PM

pick me pick me,  je suis une petite fille poilue

 :D

Title: Re: French hydrocephalic lepers
Post by: moot on July 18, 2008, 10:55:12 PM

We don't take kindly to people who cut their bits before leprosy gets to em  :mad:

Title: Re: French hydrocephalic lepers
Post by: Guppy35 on July 19, 2008, 03:14:31 AM

Quote from: moot on July 18, 2008, 10:17:14 AM

Bump.. We're hiring!  We need people for picker and vulcher positions, as well as CO treasurer!  Someone to act as drill instructor would be great too.

Do you need any spies?  my cover has been blown, and I need a change of scenary.  France sounds nice.

Title: Re: French hydrocephalic lepers
Post by: evenhaim on July 19, 2008, 04:15:10 AM

Non, nous n'avons pas besoin d'espions seuls les hommes qui ont coupé leur camelote

Title: Re: French hydrocephalic lepers
Post by: moot on July 19, 2008, 09:10:01 AM

Dan I don't think France is the place you're looking for :) There's no place like home, and in my (short) experience, home is where you make it.  It's nowhere and everywhere.

Freez, you have no idea how funny "coupé leur camelote" sounds :P

Title: Re: French hydrocephalic lepers
Post by: evenhaim on July 19, 2008, 11:42:43 AM

haha what the f does it mean :lol

Title: Re: French hydrocephalic lepers
Post by: Slash27 on July 19, 2008, 11:51:56 AM

Can you change the name to "Patriot Hydrocephalic Leper" by any chance?