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Title: random limmericks
Post by: Octavius on April 14, 2003, 10:59:28 PM

Fart

What a relief it is to fart
Bustin bellybutton should be an art
Let it bloody rip
Won’t give ya no lip
One smelly whiff and off I dart

-Anonymous

Title: random limmericks
Post by: AKIron on April 14, 2003, 11:11:08 PM

Prunes prunes
dried plums with no pit
the more ya eat
the more ya sh*t

-me

Title: random limmericks
Post by: Sixpence on April 14, 2003, 11:14:09 PM

Beans, beans
good for your heart
the more you eat em
the more you fart


-From the bowels

Title: random limmericks
Post by: NUKE on April 14, 2003, 11:30:25 PM

you guys need to know what a limmerick is....


I shall make one up on the spot
with hardley a hint of a thought
without a true clue
I'll take a big poo
and wipe my soiled arse on your cot

Title: random limmericks
Post by: Hangtime on April 15, 2003, 12:17:59 AM

there once was a guy named nuke..
who's girlfriend thought was so cute
she smiled and gasped
his prong was a rasp
oh, how she like she liked it up the chute

Title: random limmericks
Post by: Sixpence on April 15, 2003, 12:32:43 AM

There once was a guy named hang
Who sat on the throne to do his thang
tried to force a big poop
and ripped his chute
and let out the scream of a dame