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Title: The Infamous Iraqi Spokesman
Post by: rogwar on April 15, 2003, 08:29:51 PM
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf

I really miss that guy. No watermelon and not kidding, you know that guy probably could have played that role out in Hollywood or related film arts areas and made some descent dinero. He was almost getting cult status in the USA. I turned from being irritated to amused after watching him for some time. He should have come on out and cut a deal as we were rolling into the capital (too late now though).

I thought of another potential role as well. What if we (the USA) hired him to be our Arab Spokesman for that region? We could have him say that we have no plans to invade Syria or Iran.

Imagine this....

BBC World: "US M1A2s and Bradleys appear to be doing a Thunder Run through Damascus this early morning".

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf (for the coalition): The Coalition is nowhere near Syria. There are no intentions at all to invade a neighboring, friendly, Arab country.
Title: The Infamous Iraqi Spokesman
Post by: Gunthr on April 15, 2003, 08:43:16 PM
I was thinking about that dude too, wondering if he is aware that he tickles millions of Americans... he's sitting on a gold mine, I bet they would pay him 6 figures to host Saturday Night Live...
Title: The Infamous Iraqi Spokesman
Post by: Hangtime on April 15, 2003, 09:44:11 PM
i think he's goo in the bottom of a crater.

bummer. that guy was comedy gold.
Title: The Infamous Iraqi Spokesman
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 15, 2003, 10:09:53 PM
He could have had an outstanding career in the US - endorsements - everything.

"Drink Coke... Pepsi doesnt exist."
Title: The Infamous Iraqi Spokesman
Post by: Bluedog on April 16, 2003, 12:32:28 AM
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Originally posted by Hangtime
i think he's goo in the bottom of a crater.

bummer. that guy was comedy gold.



Agreed on both points, and I miss him too....was worth a real good laugh EVERY time he opened his mouth, thats rare talent indeed.
Title: The Infamous Iraqi Spokesman
Post by: Raubvogel on April 16, 2003, 12:37:23 AM
He and Tariq Aziz ate 4 JDAMs at their last dinner.
Title: The Infamous Iraqi Spokesman
Post by: Maverick on April 16, 2003, 12:08:21 PM
Tariq Aziz bought it????? Darn he was almost as slimey as the stereotypical ambulance chaser combined with Joe Isuzu!


:)
Title: The Infamous Iraqi Spokesman
Post by: Dowding on April 16, 2003, 12:10:21 PM
Not true Raubvogel - there was a press conference the day after that attack, I'm sure.
Title: The Infamous Iraqi Spokesman
Post by: Wlfgng on April 16, 2003, 12:16:48 PM
a report is saying he may have commited suicide...
Title: The Infamous Iraqi Spokesman
Post by: AWMac on April 16, 2003, 12:28:39 PM
Pretty sure they both bought the goat farm.

:D
Title: The Infamous Iraqi Spokesman
Post by: SunKing on April 16, 2003, 12:58:34 PM
For awhile I was staying up to 3am eveyday just to watch him come on tv live.
Title: The Infamous Iraqi Spokesman
Post by: Fishu on April 16, 2003, 02:22:08 PM
Awww.. anyone but not him!