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Title: Smart Drunk
Post by: Ozark on April 16, 2003, 11:33:13 PM

Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married'!"

Title: Smart Drunk
Post by: Mickey1992 on April 17, 2003, 09:40:29 AM

:D

Title: Smart Drunk
Post by: Saurdaukar on April 17, 2003, 09:42:07 AM

ROFL  Outstanding!  :D

Title: Smart Drunk
Post by: OIO on April 17, 2003, 09:42:13 AM

Awesome LOL! :D

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Post by: Saintaw on April 17, 2003, 10:12:22 AM

:D

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Post by: loser on April 17, 2003, 10:21:50 AM

thanks :)

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Post by: AWMac on April 17, 2003, 10:40:43 AM

We have a Winner!!!!

:D

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Post by: Mini D on April 17, 2003, 10:42:05 AM

It's a rerun... but well worth reading again.

MiniD

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Post by: Hawklore on April 17, 2003, 10:44:12 AM

Thats a thumbs up.

Sending to my dad.. :D

Title: Smart Drunk
Post by: SaburoS on April 17, 2003, 02:28:54 PM

LOL!!! Nice one. Thanks!  :D