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Title: information minister
Post by: Furball on April 17, 2003, 12:53:48 PM
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Title: information minister
Post by: BGBMAW on April 17, 2003, 03:16:16 PM
its sick,,,,but i miss this guy..it was fukn hilarious...
Title: Drugs?
Post by: Syzygyone on April 17, 2003, 03:19:23 PM
I wonder what hallucinogenic drugs he was taking?  Must have been a real squeak when they wore off!
Title: information minister
Post by: blitz on April 21, 2003, 03:20:33 PM
News, News, News, News, News, News, News, News, News, News, News


He was just hired by Bush for propaganda minister because he fits perfekt in the Team :D


Regards Blitz




America was threatened by Iraq in no way, it was just plain ridiculous
Title: information minister
Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 21, 2003, 03:26:32 PM
Haha you get it guys, info minsiter sahaf was right all along and the US forces were mercilessly slaughtered on the walls of baghdad and now Bush has hired Sahaf to cover up the distater...

Bliz you are a disgrace, every one of your ridiculous predictions and announcements has proven false yet you still just keep saying the same old thing.. Do you rwalize how stupid you appear?
Title: information minister
Post by: blitz on April 21, 2003, 03:32:58 PM
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Haha you get it guys, info minsiter sahaf was right all along and the US forces were mercilessly slaughtered on the walls of baghdad and now Bush has hired Sahaf to cover up the distater...

Bliz you are a disgrace, every one of your ridiculous predictions and announcements has proven false yet you still just keep saying the same old thing.. Do you rwalize how stupid you appear?



False???  It's a just secret to public that sahaf joined Bush team, no biggy- so many more secrets along with the "Team of Liars" :D


Regards Blitz




America was threatened by Iraq in no way, it was just plain ridiculous
Title: information minister
Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 21, 2003, 03:40:32 PM
"Team of Liars"

I think you and yours are the only subatantial liars here so far Blitz...

Thats OK though, I'll just let you spew in the Iraqi peoples newfound right to protest and practice religious festivals banned for 25 years under saddam.
Title: information minister
Post by: BGBMAW on April 21, 2003, 03:45:46 PM
vrooom vrooom.....


vrooom

vrooooooooooooooooommmmm


I hear Mr Bulldozer warming up Blitz....tiem to protest??:D



Love
BiGB
xoxo
Title: information minister
Post by: blitz on April 21, 2003, 04:02:17 PM
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
vrooom vrooom.....


vrooom

vrooooooooooooooooommmmm


I hear Mr Bulldozer warming up Blitz....tiem to protest??:D



Love
BiGB
xoxo




These bulldozers heroes  only kill unarmed little girls these days, as you know :(


Regards Blitz




America was threatened by Iraq in no way, it was just plain ridiculous
Title: information minister
Post by: Arlo on April 21, 2003, 04:15:47 PM
(http://www.gawth.com/~desolate/dieter.jpg)

I'm as happy as a little girl![/size]

*chuckle*

Welcome back from your temp ban Blitzie. ;)
Title: information minister
Post by: blitz on April 21, 2003, 04:25:38 PM
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Originally posted by Arlo
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I'm as happy as a little girl![/size]

*chuckle*

Welcome back from your temp ban Blitzie. ;)



Tell me arlowhiner: Do you have internet cafes in the States ? :D


Regards Blitz





America was threatened by Iraq in no way, it was just plain ridiculous
Title: information minister
Post by: Arlo on April 21, 2003, 04:29:03 PM
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Originally posted by blitz
Tell me arlowhiner: Do you have internet cafes in the States ? :D


Oh certainly. But we can also access the internet from our homes. I'm sure some there can as well but don't let that get you down about being a virtual vagrant. ;)
Title: information minister
Post by: blitz on April 21, 2003, 04:41:37 PM
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Originally posted by Arlo
Oh certainly. But we can also access the internet from our homes. I'm sure some there can as well but don't let that get you down about being a virtual vagrant. ;)



Ol' Europe is different. We call that 5 weeks of sparetime holydays, try it, it's great :D


Regards Blitz




America was threatened by Iraq in no way, it was just plain ridiculous
Title: information minister
Post by: Sandman on April 21, 2003, 04:45:15 PM
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Title: information minister
Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 21, 2003, 04:48:41 PM
That gives me an idea.. :D
Title: information minister
Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 21, 2003, 04:49:46 PM
Blitz must be Siaf-Csf...
Title: information minister
Post by: Arlo on April 21, 2003, 04:50:30 PM
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Originally posted by blitz
Ol' Europe is different. We call that 5 weeks of sparetime holydays, try it, it's great :D


C'mon, dieter. Everyone knows there's only one "holy" day you and klaus really enjoy. Five weeks out of a year? Must still be honeymooners.

Dieter professes his love for Klaus (http://www.gawth.com/~desolate/klaus.wav)
Title: information minister
Post by: blitz on April 21, 2003, 04:53:32 PM
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Blitz must be Siaf-Csf...



Love you , gruen, just gimmie a few hours of sleep, than i  fight you and your communist ideas back to where ya belong: In the trash of history :D


Regards Blitz





America was threatened by Iraq in no way, it was just plain ridiculous
Title: information minister
Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 21, 2003, 04:55:17 PM
And blitz#2 he admits it...
Title: information minister
Post by: Wanker on April 21, 2003, 05:02:41 PM
LOL Sandman! :D
Title: information minister
Post by: fffreeze220 on April 21, 2003, 05:27:59 PM
Do the americans spend their 2 days  holidays a year at K-Mart ?
Title: information minister
Post by: Sandman on April 21, 2003, 05:29:53 PM
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Originally posted by fffreeze220
Do the americans spend their 2 days  holidays a year at K-Mart ?


Where the "K" stands for kwality!!
Title: information minister
Post by: sling322 on April 21, 2003, 05:31:03 PM
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Blitz must be Siaf-Csf...


No way....Siaf spells much better.
Title: information minister
Post by: Arlo on April 21, 2003, 05:57:11 PM
New Year's Day is Wednesday, 1 January, 2003: Manditory K-Mart shopping day. Kicking a protester in the groin optional.

Birthday of Martin Luther King is Monday, 20 January, 2003: Stay home and take care of athlete's foot fungus. If no AFF, then watch satellite TV.

National Freedom Day (signing of 13th Am.; pres. procl) is Saturday, 1 February, 2003: Kick a war protester in the groin.

Groundhog Day is Sunday, 2 February, 2003: Blitch? Blitch, you down there?

Lincoln's Birthday is Wednesday, 12 February, 2003: Avoid K-Mart. Go to Wal-mart.

Valentine's Day is Friday, 14 February, 2003: Visit Chicago. Take a "tommy-gun" just in case.

Washington's Birthday (Observed) is Monday, 17 February, 2003: Kegger! Drink to George. Speak Texan.

Washington's Birthday is Saturday, 22 February, 2003: Having forgatten about the previous kegger ... have another.

St. Patrick's Day is Monday, 17 March, 2003: Ahhh good .... another excuse to drink. Only this time everything (including the complexion of many) is green.

April Fool's Day is Tuesday, 1 April, 2003: Send Blitch a card.

Daylight Saving Time begins Sunday, 6 April, 2003: Also known as "National late an hour to work Monday - forgot the time change day".

Federal Income Taxes are due Tuesday, 15 April, 2003: National panic day.

Easter is Sunday, 20 April, 2003: Go to church. Later kick a protester in the eggs.

Earth Day is Tuesday, 22 April, 2003: Chop down a tree and eat tunafish sandwiches around the campfire.

Administrative Professionals' Day is Wednesday, 23 April, 2003: Yeah, I didn't know about this one either. I think it replaced Secretary's Day. I bet that pissed `em off.

Arbor Day in many locations is Friday, 25 April, 2003, but please see The List of Arbor Dates for States: Plant a weed.

Mothers' Day is Sunday, 11 May, 2003: Call yer mom.

Armed Forces Day is Saturday, 17 May, 2003: Fly the flag. Invade something and piss off Germany because it makes them jealous.

Memorial Day is Monday, 26 May, 2003: Remember those who died for "Germoney's" freedom.

Flag Day is Saturday, 14 June, 2003: Fly the flag. Tell someone French to kiss yer arse.

Fathers' Day is Sunday, 15 June, 2003: aka national "Oh look, another tie day".

Canada Day is Tuesday, 1 July, 2003: WGAF

United States of America Independence Day is Friday, 4 July, 2003: We the people of the United States of America say "kiss our arse".

Parents' Day is Sunday, 27 July, 2003: Mainly ignored.

Labor Day is Monday, 1 September, 2003: Picnic, Bar-B-Que, squeak about no pay raise this year.

Grandparents Day is Sunday, 7 September, 2003: Send kids to spend day with them as a "reward".

Citizenship Day is Wednesday, 17 September, 2003: Kick a protester in the groin.

Columbus Day (Traditional) is Sunday, 12 October, 2003: Speak with an Italian accent all day.

Columbus Day (Observed) is Monday, 13 October, 2003: Speak with a Spanish accent all day.

United Nations Day is Friday, 24 October, 2003: A day of mirth.

Daylight Saving Time ends Sunday, 26 October, 2003: aka national "Stay up late and still manage to oversleep on Monday in spite of the extra hour gained. "I messed up setting the clock."

Halloween is Friday, 31 October, 2003: Set up booby traps for those damned kids with the eggs and toilet paper.

Election Day is Tuesday, 4 November, 2003: Vote and sweety day.

Veterans' Day is Tuesday, 11 November, 2003: Fly the flag. Kick a protester in the balls. Send Blitch a sympathy card.

Thanksgiving Day is Thursday, 27 November, 2003: mmmmm Turkey. Watch the game. Mmmmm dressing. Watch the game. Mmmmm .... pun-kin pie. Watch the game ..... etc.

Bill of Rights Day is Monday, 15 December, 2003: Kick a leftie in the groin.

Christmas Day is Thursday, 25 December, 2003: Happy birthday Jesus. Kick a protester in the groin and say "Hallelujah".

:D
Title: information minister
Post by: X2Lee on April 21, 2003, 06:02:23 PM
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Originally posted by blitz
False???  It's a just secret to public that sahaf joined Bush team, no biggy- so many more secrets along with the "Team of Liars" :D


Regards Blitz




America was threatened by Iraq in no way, it was just plain ridiculous



Your the #1 liar around here Blitz
Title: information minister
Post by: Syzygyone on April 21, 2003, 10:36:42 PM
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Originally posted by X2Lee
Your the #1 liar around here Blitz


Nah, Blitz doesn't lie.  Lie's usually have some sense of logic and purpose to them.  Blitz's posts are devoid of logic and purpose except to prove just how totally ignorant of truth and reality he is.
Title: information minister
Post by: J_A_B on April 21, 2003, 11:14:50 PM
Actually the "K" in K-mart stands for Kresge, the name of the founder of the SS Kresge line of stores which the modern K-mart chain is an outgrowth of.

That concludes today's useless tidbit.

J_A_B
Title: information minister
Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 21, 2003, 11:24:53 PM
No, the K stands for KKK.... Anybody who shops at K-Mart supports the Klan!  :D
Title: information minister
Post by: Tumor on April 21, 2003, 11:39:59 PM
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Haha you get it guys, info minsiter sahaf was right all along and the US forces were mercilessly slaughtered on the walls of baghdad and now Bush has hired Sahaf to cover up the distater...

Bliz you are a disgrace, every one of your ridiculous predictions and announcements has proven false yet you still just keep saying the same old thing.. Do you rwalize how stupid you appear?


....what the HELL is a DISTATER??  Can you disrespect a potato?  Is disrespect as an action verb even a word?  What do taters have to do with this guy anyway?
Title: information minister
Post by: Reschke on April 21, 2003, 11:53:34 PM
Gee I wonder why they have all those damn "holidays" in Europe (specifically Germany)...I work for a parent corporation that is German and they don't do half of what they are supposed to 47 weeks out of the year. Mainly because they are coming in late and leaving at lunch time 2 days of 52 weeks out of the year.

Oh here is a tiny list of German holidays that we Americans just wouldn't understand.

National Holidays

Germany

Fixed Public Holidays


01 Jan New Years Day
 
06 Jan Epiphany (Baden-Wurttemberg, Bavaria, Saxony-Anhalt)
 
01 May May Day or Labour Day
 
15 Aug Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary – Bavaria and Saarland only
 
03 Oct Day of German Unity
 
31 Oct Reformation Day (in Evangelical Communities only)
 
01 Nov All Saints Day (in Catholic Communities only)
 
16 Nov * Repentance Day – Saxony only
 
24 Dec Christmas Eve (Shops only open for half day)
 
25 Dec Christmas Day
 
26 Dec 2nd Day of Christmas
 
31 Dec New Year Eve
 
* This date is the Wednesday before the first Sunday in Advent

Moveable Public Holidays

 2002
 2003
 2004
 
Good Friday
 29 Mar
 18 Apr
 09 Apr
 
Easter
 31 Mar
 20 Apr
 11 Apr
 
Easter Monday
 01 Apr
 21 Apr
 12 Apr
 
Ascension
 09 May
 29 May
 20 May
 
Pentecost Sunday
 19 May
 08 Jun
 30 May
 
Pentecost Monday
 20 May
 09 Jun
 31 May
 
Corpus Christi *
 30 May
 19 Jun
 10 Jun
 
* Corpus Christi is a holiday only in the states of Baden-Wurttemberg, Bavaria, Hessen, North Rhine-Westphalia, Rhineland-Palatinate: it is a holiday in communities in Saxony and Thuringia which have a majority of Catholic inhabitants.