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Title: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: spacecrab on April 19, 2003, 07:10:56 AM
Free for all: your opinion please.
Title: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: Furball on April 19, 2003, 07:25:14 AM
whats a spacecrab?
Title: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: StSanta on April 19, 2003, 08:18:03 AM
The problem with me is one of perfection.

Once someone has reached my advanced state of Total And Utter Perfection, there is little to go for. Thus motivation goes down. Or it doesn't, since I am perfect.

Some would argue that I am too fond of leather g-strings with metal studs on the inside. Ah, such fools - this is part of being perfect - that an an affinity for planes like the F@ck-Wolf One N90 -  which is the price it costs to have their claws/teeth removed.

Yes, nothing wrong with me, except perfection. Move along.

Spacecrab; resending email - odd you haven't gotten it.
Title: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: SOB on April 19, 2003, 08:55:35 AM
You mean, besides being infested with space crabs?
Title: Re: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: Udie on April 19, 2003, 12:13:44 PM
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Originally posted by SOB
You mean, besides being infested with space crabs?


That's pretty mean of you to give the boy/girl space crabs and not hand over the cure.



:mad:
Title: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: Mini D on April 19, 2003, 12:56:55 PM
My guess would be too much starch in his thong.
Title: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: Airhead on April 19, 2003, 01:24:06 PM
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Originally posted by Mini D
My guess would be too much starch in his thong.



Uh....that's not starch.....
Title: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: capt. apathy on April 19, 2003, 02:42:34 PM
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The problem with me is one of perfection.
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I can relate.

the big problem I've found with being better than everyone else is that the lesser people tend to think you're arrogant and become resentful.
Title: Re: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: X2Lee on April 19, 2003, 02:48:11 PM
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Originally posted by spacecrab
Free for all: your opinion please.


Something.
Title: Re: Re: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: SOB on April 19, 2003, 03:02:15 PM
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Originally posted by Udie
That's pretty mean of you to give the boy/girl space crabs and not hand over the cure.


Shows what you know.  I gave him the cure...he just didn't wanna use it.  Said he enjoys the company.


SOB
Title: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: funkedup on April 19, 2003, 03:03:35 PM
He has tiny, misshapen genitals.
Title: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: funkedup on April 19, 2003, 03:16:41 PM
Which cause his leather thong to "ride up" and chafe his exit port unless he makes liberal use of "udder balm".
Title: What is Wrong with StSanta?
Post by: Saintaw on April 19, 2003, 03:46:51 PM
Heh, watch out, I think Crabs ans Funked are hitting on ya Santa