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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Saurdaukar on April 22, 2003, 10:55:47 AM
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MiniD's thread got me thinking about one word movies and I realized there are a whole lot of great lines and exchanges that dont make the cut because they are more than one word. Can you indentify these? Any others?
1. "You must be the brains."
2. "This isnt really a brains type of operation." (pretty obscure film)
1. "Ive been watching that house ever since they moved in. No visitors, no deliveries. What do you think they're eating over there, Ray?." (classic)
1. "Lesbian Nazi hookers, abducted by UFO's and forced to join weight loss programs... all on the next Town Talk." (cult classic)
1. "No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle." (miss all the rest, make yourself feel better with this one)
1. "Moscow in flames, missiles headed towards New York, film at eleven." (if you saw it, youll remember it)
1. "Hey Bones."
2. "**** you ****ball." (tons of great lines from this movie)
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
1. "No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle." (miss all the rest, make yourself feel better with this one)
Gotta be Life of Brian...
Replaced with 2 easy blockbusters.
1. "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
1. "We need a bigger boat."
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"I'm getting too old for this s***."
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"Did you bring a horse for me?"
"Looks like we're shy one horse."
"I think you brought two too many."
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"Don't throw.. bloody spears.. at me"
"It's just a flesh wound"
Gatso
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Guesses:
1. "You must be the brains."
2. "This isnt really a brains type of operation." (pretty obscure film)
Way of the Gun
1. "Ive been watching that house ever since they moved in. No visitors, no deliveries. What do you think they're eating over there, Ray?." (classic)
The Burbs
How about:
"I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead."
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1. "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
2. "We need a bigger boat."
Predator and Jaws.
OK, here are mine.
1. "I stole the baby from you, while you were taking a pee-pee!"
2. "Game over man, Game over!"
3. "There is always some dumb mother-F*&&er trying to ice skate uphill."
4. "Revenge is a dish best served cold"
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1. "I stole the baby from you, while you were taking a pee-pee!"
Willow
2. "Game over man, Game over!"
Aliens
3. "There is always some dumb mother-F*&&er trying to ice skate uphill."
Blade
4. "Revenge is a dish best served cold"
Well, this was in Wrath of Khan, but it's hard to believe that's its origin. Did it come from somewhere else (and don't tell me that it's an old Klingon proverb - geeks).
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Originally posted by Samiam
"I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead."
The Outlaw Jose Whales
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Originally posted by Mini D
The Outlaw Jose Whales
You've got the right genre. But picture Danny Glover holding a Henry rifle.
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Ah.. then its been said in a couple. If its glover with a rifle then it has to be Silverado. I'm pretty sure Clint said it near the end of OJW too.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Mini D
Ah.. then its been said in a couple. If its glover with a rifle then it has to be Silverado. I'm pretty sure Clint said it near the end of OJW too.
MiniD
Could be. I think Silverado ripped off all the good old oaters.
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Originally posted by Major_Hans
2. "Game over man, Game over!"
Ailens (the older brother from weird science)
how about:
"Carole the waitress ... meet Simon the studmuffin."
"good evening Dave.... everything's running smoothly... and you?"
"you're gonna tell me something today tough guy. ... ok i'll tell you something... go f*** your mother"
"there's the television... it's all right there, it's all right there... look, listen, kneel, pray"
"we believe that bad sex and good drugs are the cornerstone of a great democracy"
"now you will see that evil will always triumph... cause good is dumb"
"life moves pretty fast ... you dont stop and look around once and a while you could miss it."
"how about a nice game of chess?"
"i'm not gonna hurt ya... im just gonna bash your brains in... i'm gonna bash 'em right the f*** in"
"i hated the colnel with his wee beady eyes.... and that smug look on his face.... oh your gonna buy my chicken ooooohhhhhh"
"my name is john johnson but everyone here calls me vikki" (same movie as above. just too good a line to not use)
"this movie was shot in 3-b ... three beers and it looks great"
"a compliment for us is a complment for you.... naww this negativity only makes us stronger.. we're gonna rock portland next weekend."
i know .. some easy some hard. have fun with them.
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1. C'mon, let's go do those crimes. Let's order sushi and not pay!
2. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Charon
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"Carole the waitress ... meet Simon the studmuffin."
As Good As it Gets
"good evening Dave.... everything's running smoothly... and you?"
Not 100% sure, but it must be 2001 a Space Odessey
"you're gonna tell me something today tough guy. ... ok i'll tell you something... go f*** your mother"
Goodfellas (one of my all time favorite movies)
"there's the television... it's all right there, it's all right there... look, listen, kneel, pray"
Hmm. Seems familiar but it's not coming to me.
"we believe that bad sex and good drugs are the cornerstone of a great democracy"
Bull Durham
"now you will see that evil will always triumph... cause good is dumb"
No Idea
"life moves pretty fast ... you dont stop and look around once and a while you could miss it."
Hehe, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"how about a nice game of chess?"
Oh yeah, War Games
"i'm not gonna hurt ya... im just gonna bash your brains in... i'm gonna bash 'em right the f*** in"
Our friend Jack again in The Shining
"i hated the colnel with his wee beady eyes.... and that smug look on his face.... oh your gonna buy my chicken ooooohhhhhh"
"my name is john johnson but everyone here calls me vikki" (same movie as above. just too good a line to not use)
So I Married an Axe Murderer
(only from the second line)
"this movie was shot in 3-b ... three beers and it looks great"
Of course, Strange Brew
"a compliment for us is a complment for you.... naww this negativity only makes us stronger.. we're gonna rock portland next weekend."
Don't recall this quote, but sounds like This is Spinal Tap
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1. C'mon, let's go do those crimes. Let's order sushi and not pay!
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2. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Animal House
(An infinite # of good quotes from this movie)
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"now you will see that evil will always triumph... cause good is dumb"
Spaceballs
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"Never mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
"Ray, if someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!"
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"Would you say I have a plethora?"
also:
"How can you tell it's a mail plane?"
"Maybe the dingo ate your baby"
"That's no moon..."
"we're up here, your'e down there, you walked into the wrong gawdamned room!"
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Originally posted by majic
"Never mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
"Ray, if someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!"
dunno
Ghostbusters
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"You guys must get High of Lawn Clippings....cause this aint grass"
"Hey Clark ..looks like you could use a cool one"
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"No time for the old in-out love, I've just come to read the meter."
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1. Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
Classic :D
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Originally posted by Ozark
"No time for the old in-out love, I've just come to read the meter."
One of my favorites....A Clockwork Orange
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Originally posted by Major_Hans
2. "Game over man, Game over!"
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Ailens (the older brother from weird science)
Bill Paxton, also of Twister and a few others. How many people know what was the first Sci-fi movie he was in? Perhaps his very first movie though not sure on that.
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Originally posted by XNachoX
1. Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
Classic :D
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.
-SW
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Originally posted by XNachoX
1. Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
Classic :D
Fear and Loathing
Another great one:
"There's a strange metal snake in the sky... its dropping things."
"Shoot it."
"Not yet... I want to study its habits first."
(Dont think thats too butchered.)
(EDIT: Damn... beat me) :D
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
1. "Lesbian Nazi hookers, abducted by UFO's and forced to join weight loss programs... all on the next Town Talk." (cult classic)
1. "Moscow in flames, missiles headed towards New York, film at eleven." (if you saw it, youll remember it)
1. "Hey Bones."
2. "**** you ****ball." (tons of great lines from this movie)
Those not answered from previous post:
UHF
Kentucky Fried Movie
Get Shorty
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"Never mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
- The Princess Bride
"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."
"Killin' a man's a hard thing. You take away all he has and all he's ever gonna have."
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Originally posted by Dowding
"I'm getting too old for this s***."
Stripes- Warren Oates about to ride RV thru checkpoint on roof.
Here's a few:
Is that you John Wayne?
It don't mean nuthin, not a thing....
Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Yessss!
Why you keep callin me Jesus?
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Originally posted by XNachoX
1. Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
Classic :D
This is Bat Country!
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"I knew youse was in cahoots!"
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ok first the answers to mine:
"Carole the waitress ... meet Simon the studmuffin." As good as it gats
"good evening Dave.... everything's running smoothly... and you?" 2001 a space oddesy
"you're gonna tell me something today tough guy. ... ok i'll tell you something... go f*** your mother" goodfellas
"there's the television... it's all right there, it's all right there... look, listen, kneel, pray" 12 monkeys
"we believe that bad sex and good drugs are the cornerstone of a great democracy" dragnet
"now you will see that evil will always triumph... cause good is dumb" spaceballs
"life moves pretty fast ... you dont stop and look around once and a while you could miss it." ferris buellers day off
"how about a nice game of chess?" war games
"i'm not gonna hurt ya... im just gonna bash your brains in... i'm gonna bash 'em right the f*** in" the shining
"i hated the colnel with his wee beady eyes.... and that smug look on his face.... oh your gonna buy my chicken ooooohhhhhh" so i married an axe murderer
"my name is john johnson but everyone here calls me vikki" (same movie as above. just too good a line to not use) same
"this movie was shot in 3-b ... three beers and it looks great" strange brew
"a compliment for us is a complment for you.... naww this negativity only makes us stronger.. we're gonna rock portland next weekend." singles
now.....
Is that you John Wayne?
Full metal jacket
"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."
indiana jones raiders of the lost ark
"Killin' a man's a hard thing. You take away all he has and all he's ever gonna have."
unforgiven
"It's just a flesh wound"
monty pythons holy grail.... ILL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF :D
"I'm getting too old for this s***."
all of the "Leathal weapon" movies
"Hey Clark ..looks like you could use a cool one"
national lampoons vacation
"That's no moon..."
star wars
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A little on the obscure side: "You see, that's the problem with terrorists, they're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules."
And a classic: "You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"
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"My name is Chance, Chance Gardner"
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Originally posted by mjolnir
And a classic: "You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"
Dr Strangelove
Well, Mr. President...If the pilot is good, and I mean real good mind you, he can get that big baby low, and I mean real low! It's an awesome sight! Why he'll be frying chicken in the barnyard!!
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How about this one:
"Funny? Funny how? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?"
Perhaps the most convincing performance as a nutcase in a film...
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Originally posted by Hangtime
"I knew youse was in cahoots!"
1941 Slim Pickens playing Hollis P. Wood
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Originally posted by Dowding
How about this one:
"Funny? Funny how? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?"
Perhaps the most convincing performance as a nutcase in a film...
Goodfellas: Joe Pesci playing Tommy D.
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Here's an impossible one:
"Your compliments bring a redness to my hair"
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"My name is Chance, Chance Gardner"
Being There
How about:
"Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo?"
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No [name here], I expect you to die."
"I'm going to Bombay to become a movie star."
"You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star, you go to Hollywood"
"Sure, if you want to do it the easy way."
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"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No [name here], I expect you to die."
that'd be Goldfinger. :) "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
Dowding, "oh god, etc." When Harry Met Sally?
the movie has been done already in this thread, but the movie has soooo many quotes...
"one, two, five!" "there are some who would call me... Tim."
heh, that whole movie cracks me up!
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Originally posted by Nifty
the movie has been done already in this thread, but the movie has soooo many quotes...
"one, two, five!" "there are some who would call me... Tim."
heh, that whole movie cracks me up! [/B]
My favorite exchange from this movie:
"He must be a king."
"How can you tell?"
"He aint got sh** all over him."
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"I'm invincible!"
"You're a looney!"
heh, could have a whole thread just dedicated to that movie.
Of course the other two movies are good as well.
"It's just a wafer thin mint!"
"What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?"
"It's a joke name, sir!"
"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus"
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"..and what do you do to witches?"
"BUUUUURRRRNNN them!"
"WHAT, is your name?"
"Arthur king of the Britons"
"WHAT, is your quest?"
"We seek the grail"
"WHAT is the air speed velocity of un unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"
"I don't know... AAAAAAaaaaaarrrrrgghhh"
Every single line of that film could be in this thread. Best film ever :)
New one:
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Gatso
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"Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo?"
Fletch
"Fifty bucks the Schmails kid picks his nose."
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"sup josephus"..."sup motherf#$%er"
"alrighty then"
"so a smash and grab job"..."it's a little more complicated than that"
"Roman Red"
"there is only two things I hate...those who are intolerant of other people's cultures....and the dutch"
"Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth"
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"alrighty then"
Ace Ventura?
"there is only two things I hate...those who are intolerant of other people's cultures....and the dutch"
Goldmember
"Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth"
Rush Hour
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1. C'mon, let's go do those crimes. Let's order sushi and not pay!
Repo Man
Best line from that one...
But, Otto, what about our relationship?
Otto---F that
***Edit...Here's one--She lost all interest in personal hygiene and law enforcement.
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Originally posted by narsus
"sup josephus"..."sup motherf#$%er"
"alrighty then"
"so a smash and grab job"..."it's a little more complicated than that"
"Roman Red"
"there is only two things I hate...those who are intolerant of other people's cultures....and the dutch"
"Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth"
1: History of the World Part I (Josephus (Gregory Hines) replying to Oedipus
2:Ace Ventura
3:?
4: History of the World Part I
5: Goldmember
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"War... its faaaantastic."
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*blecch*
Hot Shots, Part Deux
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Didnt see this answer...
"Man....you guys must get high off lawn clipppings ...cause this aint grass"
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Best line from that one...
But, Otto, what about our relationship?
Otto---F that
LOL Stringer. That's my favorite too, along with:
Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto: That's bullsh*t. You're a suburban white punk just like me.
Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.
Actually, there are too many to list :)
Charon
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[list=1]
- "I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."
- "Gort, Klaatu barada nikto"
- "Yeah, he's a nice kid, pretty kid, don't know whether to f*** him or fight him."
- (Here's a soft lob, but it's such a great quote) "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
- (And a tough one for the real geeks) "No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
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"Shut the f*ck up, Donnie"
"You're the disease, and I'm the cure"
"You are the son of a thousand fathers, all of them bastards just like you!"
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"Shut the f*ck up, Donnie"
???
"You're the disease, and I'm the cure"
I can picture Stalone saying this. Was it Tango and Cash?
"You are the son of a thousand fathers, all of them bastards just like you!"
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
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"Earn this"
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Originally posted by midnight Target
"Earn this"
Last words of Capt. Miller to Private Ryan, just after a Pony destroyed a Panzer on the bridge
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Originally posted by Samiam
[list=1]
- "I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."
Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks after congress was disintegrated!
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Originally posted by Samiam
- "Gort, Klaatu barada nikto"
Is that Mars Attacks also
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Originally posted by Syzygyone
Originally posted by Samiam
"Gort, Klaatu barada nikto"
Is that Mars Attacks also [/B]
Same genre, different generation.
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Originally posted by Syzygyone
Originally posted by Samiam
- "Gort, Klaatu barada nikto"
Is that Mars Attacks also [/B]
Nope...
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Originally posted by Samiam
"Shut the f*ck up, Donnie"
???
"You're the disease, and I'm the cure"
I can picture Stalone saying this. Was it Tango and Cash?
"You are the son of a thousand fathers, all of them bastards just like you!"
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
Not Tango & Cash, but it was Stallone.
SOB
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Cobra.
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Originally posted by Samiam
(And a tough one for the real geeks) "No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai: Voyage across the eight dimension.
Geek
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"so a smash and grab job"..."it's a little more complicated than that"
Ocean's Eleven
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"How is it on stains?"
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Originally posted by Steve
"How is it on stains?"
The Outlaw Josey Wales
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"Zed's dead."
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"I swear to God, Billy. If you do that again I'll shoot you myself."
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"Where did you learn to negotiate like that?" "I wonder"
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"Can I have my lighter back, Reggie?"
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s**t!
what?
rollers.
no.
yeah.
s**t!
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"Women pay me to give them pleasure."
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if you do that again billy...
young guns 1 (wifes favorite movie)
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"Just putting on the foil coach."
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"your mother sucks c.... in hell"
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"You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anyone eat in my life"
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"Keep your s*** wired tight and your powder dry and the world will turn."
"You smoke that s*** to escape reality? Me, I don't need that...I AM reality."
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"My brother and me used to say that drowing in beer would be like heaven, eh. But now he's not here....I got two soakers...this isn't heaven, this SUCKS!
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"Be cool honey-bunny"
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"I'm your huckleberry"
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"BATS...there's freaking bats everywhere"
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"I don't like f....ing Columbians s'okay?"
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"End to end, end to end".
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Ah Alex boy, awake at last, yes? I saw your mother on the way to work, yes?...she gave me the key. She said something about a pain, hence not in school, yes?
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you do that again billy...
young guns 1 (wifes favorite movie)
This is incorrect. :)
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"Gort, Klaatu barada nikto"
Isn't that Army of Darkness?
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Ok, here's an old one...
1. Michealen declares "I could tell you blood curdelin' storys about that, but my throat... my throat is a bit dry."
2. "By the man a drink!" replies the Bar Crowd
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"You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anyone eat in my life"
Up In Smoke:D
love that flick...
My brother and me used to say that drowing in beer would be like heaven, eh. But now he's not here....I got two soakers...this isn't heaven, this SUCKS!
Strange Brew..:) love that one too...
Cooo loo koo koo koo - koo doo...
Um how about this one....
"Only Steers and Queers from texas...and you aint no steer"
"I orderd Arctic Royal Blue for the Family trukster....But sir Metallic Peat looks good on you"
"Puc You Pacman..Puc You.. this is my Barrio Dannee..I am a Home Girl"
"Surely You cant be serious...Yes I am Serious...and dont call me Shirley"
"It aint cool being a Jive Turkey so close to Thanksgiving"
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
"Only Steers and Queers from texas...and you aint no steer"
An Officer and a Gentleman?
"I orderd Arctic Royal Blue for the Family trukster....But sir Metallic Peat looks good on you"
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"Puc You Pacman..Puc You.. this is my Barrio Dannee..I am a Home Girl"
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"Surely You cant be serious...Yes I am Serious...and dont call me Shirley"
Naked Gun?
"It aint cool being a Jive Turkey so close to Thanksgiving"
Trading Places. I loved it..still watch it everytime I see it on TV.
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"Only Steers and Queers from texas...and you aint no steer"
Full Metal Jacket or what Curval said
"I orderd Arctic Royal Blue for the Family trukster....But sir Metallic Peat looks good on you"
Vacation
"Puc You Pacman..Puc You.. this is my Barrio Dannee..I am a Home Girl"
Colors
"Surely You cant be serious...Yes I am Serious...and dont call me Shirley"
Airplane
"It aint cool being a Jive Turkey so close to Thanksgiving"
Trading Places
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pretty sur "if you do that again billy i swear ill shoot you my self"is young guns
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It's not young guns.. sorry. Not a western, even.
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Originally posted by Steve
"Zed's dead."
B.Willis in Pulp Fiction.
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"No man... the bartender got it worst of all."
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Originally posted by Curval
"Just putting on the foil coach."
Slapshot
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"your mother sucks c.... in hell"
The Exorcist
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"You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anyone eat in my life"
Answered correctly - Up in Smoke
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"Keep your s*** wired tight and your powder dry and the world will turn."
"You smoke that s*** to escape reality? Me, I don't need that...I AM reality."
Platoon
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"My brother and me used to say that drowing in beer would be like heaven, eh. But now he's not here....I got two soakers...this isn't heaven, this SUCKS!
Answered correctly - Strange Brew
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"Be cool honey-bunny"
Pulp Fiction
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"I'm your huckleberry"
Tombstone
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"BATS...there's freaking bats everywhere"
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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"I don't like f....ing Columbians s'okay?"
Scarface
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"End to end, end to end".
Requiem For A Dream
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Ah Alex boy, awake at last, yes? I saw your mother on the way to work, yes?...she gave me the key. She said something about a pain, hence not in school, yes?
A Clockwork Orange
I thought these were really easy......
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Originally posted by snocone
pretty sur "if you do that again billy i swear ill shoot you my self"is young guns
Naa, its Beverly Hills Cop.
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Originally posted by Mini D
"No man... the bardtender got it worst of all."
Boondock Saints
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Originally posted by snocone
pretty sur "if you do that again billy i swear ill shoot you my self"is young guns
Ha, It's Beverly Hills Cop but Im not sure if its I II or III.
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It's the first one, on the mansion grounds after Billy stands up and tells the guys with the machine guns they are under arrest.
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I think the scene in yound guns that he thinks he is quoting is,
Dirty Steve: "Wes just hacking on ya Billy...what'd ya kill him fo?"
Billy: "He was hacking on me".
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"the Dali Lama said 'Unga ungahuma' so I got that going for me"
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Originally posted by majic
It's the first one, on the mansion grounds after Billy stands up and tells the guys with the machine guns they are under arrest.
That's one of the funniest scenes ever in any movie!
Try this one:
"Fast Ships, Going in Harm's Way"
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Originally posted by mjolnir
Boondock Saints
No... don't recall a bartender getting killed in that one. If I wanted to quote a line from that one it would be:
"I WILL PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD IF YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT COLOR THAT CAT WAS!"
Oh... and I mispelled "Bartender". I'll fix that.
MiniD
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I was going to let others get those Curval. I've never seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas... pretty much for the same reason I've never seen Naked Lunch. Not my type of film. I haven't seen Reqium for a Dream either. I haven't really heard much about it.
I wouldn't have got the Platoon reference because its been about 10 years since I've watched it, but the others were pretty easy.
MiniD
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Remember this one?
"Awesome...Totally awesome!"
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Originally posted by JBA
"the Dali Lama said 'Unga ungahuma' so I got that going for me"
No, no...don't butcher the quote
So I says to the Lama, Hey Lama, how about something, you know, for the effort. He says "There will be no money...but on your death bed you will achieve total consciousness...so I got that going for me.....which is nice.:D
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Originally posted by JBA
"the Dali Lama said 'Unga ungahuma' so I got that going for me"
Two seperate lines. The second part is "The Dali Lama looks at me and says 'I can't give you money, but on your death bed, you will recieve total clarity.' So... I got that going for me.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Curval
No, no...don't butcher the quote
So I says to the Lama, Hey Lama, how about something, you know, for the effort. He says "There will be no money...but on your death bed you will achieve total consciousness...so I got that going for me.....which is nice.:D
Hehehe... I think you got it a little more accurate than I.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Airhead
Remember this one?
"Awesome...Totally awesome!"
Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I just watched this one (again) last week. Pheobi Cates... tasty.
MiniD
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Off with the kid gloves:
[list=1]
- "In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked."
- "They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans potatohouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol."
- "If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
- "They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I've never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer. As for women, I became indifferent when I was eighty-three."
- "All right, listen up guys! 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four *******s coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation!"
- "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
- And the extra-special stumper - "Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You'll see me two more times if you do bad." (Hint: A Cowboy says this).
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1. Tell me, what was the indisputable piece of evidence you were going to use on me right before I walked up to YOU and put my hands in the air?
2. What's the moral difference, if any between a civilian and a citizen ?
3. Oswald was a studmuffin.
edited #1 ....got it slightly wrong
Tronsky
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Geeze samiam..no kidding about taking off the gloves. I can't get any of those.:confused:
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Originally posted by Samiam
Off with the kid gloves:
[list=1]
- "In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked."
- "They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans potatohouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol."
- "If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
- "They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I've never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer. As for women, I became indifferent when I was eighty-three."
- "All right, listen up guys! 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four *******s coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation!"
- "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
- And the extra-special stumper - "Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You'll see me two more times if you do bad." (Hint: A Cowboy says this).
[/list=1] [/B]
2. Patton ?
5. Die Hard
7. Midnight Cowboy :D
Tronsky
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Originally posted by Samiam
Off with the kid gloves:
[list=1]
- "In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked."
??
- "They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans potatohouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol."
PATTON
- "If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
- "They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I've never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer. As for women, I became indifferent when I was eighty-three."
??
- "All right, listen up guys! 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four *******s coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation!"
DIE HARD
- "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
??
- And the extra-special stumper - "Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You'll see me two more times if you do bad." (Hint: A Cowboy says this).
??
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Originally posted by -tronski-
1. Tell me what it was that gave me away. What was the piece of evidence you were going to use against me right before I walked up to YOU and put my hands in the air.
2. What's the moral difference, if any between a civilian and a citizen ?
3. Oswald was a studmuffin.
Tronsky
1. ?
2. Starship troopers
3. ?
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Originally posted by Samiam
- "In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked."
[/list=1] [/B]
Sounds like something Hunter S. Thompson would say.
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Originally posted by -tronski-
1. Tell me what it was that gave me away. What was the piece of evidence you were going to use against me right before I walked up to YOU and put my hands in the air.
Tronsky
Just watched this again over the weekend: Seven.
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Originally posted by Airhead
Sounds like something Hunter S. Thompson would say.
Indeed. What's the movie?
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Originally posted by Samiam
Just watched this again over the weekend: Seven.
Check out the big brain on brad.... :D
Tronsky
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Originally posted by Samiam
Indeed. What's the movie?
"Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas"... however, it's more Hunter's real philosophy on life than a movie line. :)
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Originally posted by Airhead
"Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas"... however, it's more Hunter's real philosophy on life than a movie line. :)
Nope on "Fear and Loathing..."
It is an actual movie line.
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So I says to the Lama, Hey Lama, how about something, you know, for the effort. He says "There will be no money...but on your death bed you will achieve total consciousness...so I got that going for me.....which is nice
Caddyshack
"Puc You Pacman..Puc You.. this is my Barrio Dannee..I am a Home Girl"
Colors
"Be cool honey-bunny"
Natural Born Killers
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Hmmmm......(thinking real hard, nose starts bleeding)
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One of my all time favorite movies..
"I'm like a god, maybe not THE God, but A god!
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Bill Murray- "Groundhog Day"
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Originally posted by midnight Target
One of my all time favorite movies..
"I'm like a god, maybe not THE God, but A god!
I thought you were talking about yerself Tahgut!
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- "I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."
Mars Attacks (Syzygyone got it)
- "Gort, Klaatu barada nikto"
The Day the Earth Stood Still (cudos midnight Target)
- "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Amazingly, no one guessed Silence of the Lambs.
- "No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
And Mini D is indeed a geek for getting The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
- "In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked."
For Airhead: It's Bill Murray portraying hunter S. Thompson in Where the Buffalo Roam
- "They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans potatohouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol."
Curval knew it was Patton (so many great lines in that movie).
- "All right, listen up guys! 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four *******s coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation!"
Again, Curval got Die Hard
Still open are:
[list=1]
- "I'm going to Bombay to become a movie star."
"You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star, you go to Hollywood"
"Sure, if you want to do it the easy way."
(Hint: No humans in this exchange)
- "If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
(Hint: this really insn't a human either)
- "They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I've never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer. As for women, I became indifferent when I was eighty-three."
(Hint: The ultimate guy movie)
- "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
(Hint: Another quote from this movie "It's a shame to throw away a perfectly good white boy like that.").
- Stumper - "Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You'll see me two more times if you do bad."
(Original Hint: A Cowboy says this)
(New really big hint: It's neither Eraserhead nor Blue Velvet
[/list=1]
If you love movies and you can tear yourself away from AH for a few hours each week, there's one url you should know: http://www.netflix.com.
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"It don't mean nothing". (War flick)
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"Lee Harvey...you madman. I wanna party with you!"
"It's Checkoslavkia..we zip in and zip out. It's like going to Wisconsin."
"I got the s*** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once"
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"That's not a real sport. throw in some pads, a helmet and a few stiff body checks and you have yourself a game. Come on...you try to get the ball in the hole..I'll defend."
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"I've had bigger pieces of corn in my crap than you"
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"I've come to see this caudlron of frying female flesh you are running here, this orgy bin, this drug crazed nipple raunch."
"Shall I get you a table?"
"If you can find a spot thats not actually knee deep in seminal fluid"
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"Say Hey...Willy Mays Hayes here."
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"You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt meat..what you need is a curveball."
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Originally posted by Curval
"It don't mean nothing". (War flick)
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"Lee Harvey...you madman. I wanna party with you!"
"It's Checkoslavkia..we zip in and zip out. It's like going to Wisconsin."
"I got the s*** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once"
Stripes I think
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"That's not a real sport. throw in some pads, a helmet and a few stiff body checks and you have yourself a game. Come on...you try to get the ball in the hole..I'll defend."
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"I've had bigger pieces of corn in my crap than you"
One of the Austin Powers Movies, te one with mini me
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"I've come to see this caudlron of frying female flesh you are running here, this orgy bin, this drug crazed nipple raunch."
"Shall I get you a table?"
"If you can find a spot thats not actually knee deep in seminal fluid"
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"Say Hey...Willy Mays Hayes here."
Major League
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"You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt meat..what you need is a curveball."
Bull Durham
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Originally posted by Curval
"It don't mean nothing". (War flick)
You sure this was in a movie? I remember it being said repeatedly in the TV Series Tour of Duty
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"Lee Harvey...you madman. I wanna party with you!"
"It's Checkoslavkia..we zip in and zip out. It's like going to Wisconsin."
"I got the s*** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once"
Stripes
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"That's not a real sport. throw in some pads, a helmet and a few stiff body checks and you have yourself a game. Come on...you try to get the ball in the hole..I'll defend."
Happy Gillmore
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"I've had bigger pieces of corn in my crap than you"
Austin Powers (the original, I think)
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"I've come to see this caudlron of frying female flesh you are running here, this orgy bin, this drug crazed nipple raunch."
"Shall I get you a table?"
"If you can find a spot thats not actually knee deep in seminal fluid"
????
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"Say Hey...Willy Mays Hayes here."
"Juuuust a bit outside". Major League
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"You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt meat..what you need is a curveball."
Bull Durham
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(your too fast, Syzygyone)
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"It don't mean nothing"....Hamburger Hill
"That's not a real sport....." Caddyshack 2
"I've come to see this caudron...." Club Paradise (you guys need to watch this movie..so many classic lines in this...this quote was one of Peter O'Toole's.
You guys got the others..wtg.
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Originally posted by Samiam
Still open are:
[list=1]
- "I'm going to Bombay to become a movie star."
"You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star, you go to Hollywood"
"Sure, if you want to do it the easy way."
(Hint: No humans in this exchange)
- "If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
(Hint: this really insn't a human either)
- "They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I've never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer. As for women, I became indifferent when I was eighty-three."
(Hint: The ultimate guy movie)
- "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
(Hint: Another quote from this movie "It's a shame to throw away a perfectly good white boy like that.").
- Stumper - "Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You'll see me two more times if you do bad."
(Original Hint: A Cowboy says this)
(New really big hint: It's neither Eraserhead nor Blue Velvet
[/list=1]
If you love movies and you can tear yourself away from AH for a few hours each week, there's one url you should know: http://www.netflix.com.
Well... I'm somewhat amazed nobody has gotten 4 yet. I would have replied to that one alone just because its one of my alltime favorite movies. "Better Off Dead"
Other Classic quotes from that one:
"Tenticals... with an "n"... big difference"
"I ask you what is worse, to speak no English at all or to speak Howard Cosell."
"Right off man!"
"Its got raisins"
"Fabulous Liquor.. reminds me of the moonshine my father used to make"
MiniD
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Originally posted by Mini D
Well... I'm somewhat amazed nobody has gotten 4 yet. I would have replied to that one alone just because its one of my alltime favorite movies. "Better Off Dead"
Other Classic quotes from that one:
"Tenticals... with an "n"... big difference"
"I ask you what is worse, to speak no English at all or to speak Howard Cosell."
"Right off man!"
"Its got raisins"
"Fabulous Liquor.. reminds me of the moonshine my father used to make"
MiniD
Yessir. Also:
"This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"
"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls."
"You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you!"
That character had some great lines.
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I liek Mini D.. he knew the lines from Colors...
PUC U PAC MAN..Iam a Hoem Girl Dannieee
lmfao...
Jive Turkies:)
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
I liek Mini D.. he knew the lines from Colors...
And Buckaroo Banzai. He's a true renaissance man. :D
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But Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "isn't his kind of movie"...this makes me wonder how he could possibly been inducted into the FDBs. ;)
Actually, it was a much better book I thought.
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Originally posted by Curval
"That's not a real sport....." Caddyshack 2
That's not a movie...it's punishment.
SOB
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Originally posted by Samiam
Still open are:
[list=1]
- "I'm going to Bombay to become a movie star."
"You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star, you go to Hollywood"
"Sure, if you want to do it the easy way."
(Hint: No humans in this exchange)[/i]
This is Gonzo in the original The Muppet Movie
(I know you all knew this but were unwilling to admit it.)
- "If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
(Hint: this really insn't a human either)[/i]
Time Bandits (Evil says this)
- "They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I've never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer. As for women, I became indifferent when I was eighty-three."
(Hint: The ultimate guy movie)[/i]
The Magnificent Seven
- "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
(Hint: Another quote from this movie "It's a shame to throw away a perfectly good white boy like that.").[/i]
Mini D correctly answered Better Off Dead
- Stumper - "Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You'll see me two more times if you do bad."
(Original Hint: A Cowboy says this)
(New really big hint: It's neither Eraserhead nor Blue Velvet[/i]
No David Lynch fans out there? (Here neither). It's Mulholand Drive
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"Pain doesn't hurt."
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"Pain doesn't hurt."
Roadhouse!!!
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All I want is my Truck Back - Pork Chop Express "Jack Burton"
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Since no one attempted the classic line "Buy the man a drink!" (a John Wayne movie where he is Not a cowboy, cop or soldier)
Here is a more modern one.
"This has been a nerve shatterin' experience for me sir,.... I just want to go home."
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Since no one attempted the classic line "Buy the man a drink!" (a John Wayne movie where he is Not a cowboy, cop or soldier)
The Quiet Man!
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first off .... i think Steve posyed the quote ....
if you do that again billy i'm gonna shoot you.......
or something like that .... thats Billy Rosewood in Axel Foley that the other cop is talking to :D
second... how many times will caddyshack be quoted in this thread LOL
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"Who are you?"
"You don't know me and if you knew me... you wouldn't want to know me."
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Originally posted by -tronski-
1. Tell me, what was the indisputable piece of evidence you were going to use on me right before I walked up to YOU and put my hands in the air?
2. What's the moral difference, if any between a civilian and a citizen ?
3. Oswald was a studmuffin.
edited #1 ....got it slightly wrong
Tronsky
Well, I think some of these might have been answered piecemeal throughout this page, but:
1. Seven
2. Starship Troopers
3. The Usual Suspects
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Originally posted by Mini D
"Who are you?"
"You don't know me and if you knew me... you wouldn't want to know me."
This one is killin' me! So, Mini, what's the answer?
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All I want is my Truck Back - Pork Chop Express "Jack Burton"
Big Trouble in Little China
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[list=1]
- Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again!
- It's taken me almost thirty years and my entire family fortune to realize the vision of that day, my God has it been that long. Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far as the eye could see.
- I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer. You're looking for him. I know, because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer[/i]
[/list=1]
Tronsky
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1. ???
2. Back to the Future
3. The Matrix
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Originally posted by -tronski-
[list=1]
- Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again!
Tronsky
Space Truckers?
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Originally posted by SOB
1. ???
2. Back to the Future
3. The Matrix
your a quick bugger!
Tronsky
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Originally posted by -tronski-
your a quick bugger!
Tronsky
I think you mean buggerer.
;)
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Originally posted by Curval
I think you mean buggerer.
;)
Hehehe ..have to take your word for it mate, we're not that close :D
Tronsky
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Originally posted by SOB
1. ???
2. Back to the Future
3. The Matrix
1 is Airplane! you tard. I can't believe you didn't know that.
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Originally posted by Syzygyone
This one is killin' me! So, Mini, what's the answer?
LOL! It's "Get Carter" and perhaps the single worst line ever written for a movie.
MiniD
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Originally posted by -tronski-
[list=1]
- Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again!
- It's taken me almost thirty years and my entire family fortune to realize the vision of that day, my God has it been that long. Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far as the eye could see.
- I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer. You're looking for him. I know, because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer[/i]
[/list=1]
Tronsky [/B]
1: You guys are sad, this movie is required viewing for any aviation enthusiast....turn in your union cards...AIRPLANE!!!
2: Back to the future
3:...uhhhhh
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Fine...try these
[list=1]
- His family and friends couldn't understand it, and they couldn't talk him out of it. He had to apply three times and he had to put up with a ton of sh*t, but when he threatened to resign, they gave it to him.
- The mere sight of him would only encourage the enemy to take over the whole country. So who do I send?
- Have you done this sort of thing before?
Me? Of course! I've been looting and pillaging up and down the coast.
Looting and pillaging, eh?
Yes.
What about the raping?
Shut up.
It's obvious you haven't raped anyone in your life.
- I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' sip on a Saturday night completely alone, drinking beers, no women anywhere?
[/i]
[/list=1]
Tronsky
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Originally posted by -tronski-
Fine...try these
[list=1]
- His family and friends couldn't understand it, and they couldn't talk him out of it. He had to apply three times and he had to put up with a ton of sh*t, but when he threatened to resign, they gave it to him.
- The mere sight of him would only encourage the enemy to take over the whole country. So who do I send?
- Have you done this sort of thing before?
Me? Of course! I've been looting and pillaging up and down the coast.
Looting and pillaging, eh?
Yes.
What about the raping?
Shut up.
It's obvious you haven't raped anyone in your life.
- I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' sip on a Saturday night completely alone, drinking beers, no women anywhere?
[/i]
[/list=1]
Tronsky [/B]
1: No idea... sounds like that Cuba Gooding Jr. movie in the navy.
2: Don't know
3: Eric the Viking
4: Say Anything (I think... I know its John Cusak)
MiniD
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Originally posted by Mini D
1: No idea... sounds like that Cuba Gooding Jr. movie in the navy.
2: Don't know
3: Eric the Viking
4: Say Anything (I think... I know its John Cusak)
MiniD
Well done on Erik, I thought it might be a little obscure, obviously not...and I'm a big fan of John Cusak (Better off dead is my fav) myself..and it is Say Anything
Tronsky
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Originally posted by Mini D
1: No idea... sounds like that Cuba Gooding Jr. movie in the navy.
2: Don't know
3: Eric the Viking
4: Say Anything (I think... I know its John Cusak)
MiniD
Wow, MiniD couldn't get Braveheart out of number 2? And here I thought he was the movie guru. :)
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Originally posted by mjolnir
Wow, MiniD couldn't get Braveheart out of number 2? And here I thought he was the movie guru. :)
Now that you say it... I can picture the king saying it. But... I didn't find much of that movie to be memorable.
MiniD
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"Then what will happen?"
"The best thing possible, (name), the war will go on indefinately."
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"Tommy, what are you doing with a gun?"
"Its for protection."
"...Protection from what?"
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"Hey bro, who the **** are you?"
"Well Im (name) from Miami Beach."
"That man youre standing on right there just happens to be my partner."
"This peice of **** owes me money."
"Hey bro, get in line."
"Yeah, but I dont like waiting in line."
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"They call this species 'Dog.' Its obviously the superior species, notice how the Man-Animals chauffeur it around. They are far more trainable than Man-Animals, but for some reason we couldnt teach them to operate mining equipment."
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"Then what will happen?"
"The best thing possible, (name), the war will go on indefinately."
Dunno.
"Tommy, what are you doing with a gun?"
"Its for protection."
"...Protection from what?"
From what... Ze Germans? "Snatch"
"Hey bro, who the **** are you?"
"Well Im (name) from Miami Beach."
"That man youre standing on right there just happens to be my partner."
"This peice of **** owes me money."
"Hey bro, get in line."
"Yeah, but I dont like waiting in line."
Get Shorty
"They call this species 'Dog.' Its obviously the superior species, notice how the Man-Animals chauffeur it around. They are far more trainable than Man-Animals, but for some reason we couldnt teach them to operate mining equipment."
Battlefield Earth
MiniD
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Knew I was going to butcher one of those... danke on the Snatch pick up.
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In case someone hasn't posted it yet:
"Boss, can we have some more beans?"
"Whew! Smells like you had enough already!'
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Blazing Saddles, of course :)
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Best line from Blazing Saddles:
"Oh boys, look what I found"
"Where are the white women"
Or
"Mongo just pawn in great chestgame of life"
Or
"Are we awake now?"
"I don't know... Are we black?"
"Yes"
"Then I'm awake, but very confused"
Or
"I have something I'd like to wip out."
Damn.. that whole movie is full of great lines.
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..ok..I use this line anytime someone owes me money...
"Its the Dough Roper.......Gimme the money or we break somthn'"
Thsi is from Enter the Dragon..
Roper is in the process of making a putt when these goons hop out o fteh bushes to demand the money on the golfcourse...frikn funny as hell
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I swear to God, Billy, if you do that again, I will shoot you myself.'
That is the final gunfight scene from the first Beverly Hills cop movie, where Rosewood tries to make the gunmen guards of the mansion surender, only to be shot at again. Taggert says the line to him while being rained on by broken plaster.
"Where did you learn to negotiate like that?" "I wonder"
The Fifth Element, reguarding Bruce Willis' ability to shoot the enemy leader once in the head to bring about a ending to the Mangalore terrorists holding the bridge of the space ship they're all on board. The lines were spoken by an inept ship's crewman and the President of Earth.
"Be cool honey-bunny"
Pulp Fiction, the two English lovers and hold up artists in a dead lock versus John Travolta and Samual L. Jackson in a diner.
"I'm your huckleberry"
Val Kilmer in Tombstone
"No man... the bartender got it worst of all."
Steve Buscimi telling the asorted bar flies in a mexican bar about what Antonio Bandaras did to another bar he was in at the time. The movie was Desparado. It is an opening scene.
"All right, listen up guys! 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four *******s coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation!"
That is the black badguy watching the security monitors for the Nakatomi plaza in Die Hard. The swat team was trying to enter the building.
2. What's the moral difference, if any between a civilian and a citizen ?
Professor Radzick (Michael Irons) in Starship Troopers.
It don't mean nothing". (War flick)
Hamburger Hill. The black guys versus racism in the ranks.
The mere sight of him would only encourage the enemy to take over the whole country. So who do I send?
Braveheart. Richard Longshanks muttering to himself, because sending his son (homosexual) would probably not cause the Scots to stop rebelling. He sends in the French Princess
[qoute]Then what will happen?"
"The best thing possible, (name), the war will go on indefinately."[/quote]
The German Seargent and the Major, from Battle of the Bulge.
"They call this species 'Dog.' Its obviously the superior species, notice how the Man-Animals chauffeur it around. They are far more trainable than Man-Animals, but for some reason we couldnt teach them to operate mining equipment."
Battlefield Earth (which is a horrible movie).
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This one is still up for grabs from page one.
"You see, that's the problem with terrorists, they're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules."
And another from the same movie, just because it was full of good quotes:
"What kind of a sick b***h takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"
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Originally posted by mjolnir
This one is still up for grabs from page one.
"You see, that's the problem with terrorists, they're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules."
And another from the same movie, just because it was full of good quotes:
"What kind of a sick b***h takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"
True Lies
Tronsky
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Well I'm bored at work so I'll think of a few more....
"How many times do I have to ask you to please not shoot at the nuclear weapon?!"
"Verify our position. 1 ping only."
"You had best get your head and your bellybutton wired together, or I will take a giant **** on you."
"I'm okay to go."
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Originally posted by mjolnir
Well I'm bored at work so I'll think of a few more....
"How many times do I have to ask you to please not shoot at the nuclear weapon?!"
"Verify our position. 1 ping only."
"You had best get your head and your bellybutton wired together, or I will take a giant **** on you."
"I'm okay to go."
1.. I know this one, but my brain isn't firing just yet (I need coffeee...STAT)
2. Hunt For Red October
3. See #1.
4. Contact.
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1. Boken Arrow
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3. Full metal jacket
Tronsky
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These should all be pretty easy. They all have identifiable names (though to get the first one you'll have to stretch your memory).
[list=1]
- "Mulvihill! What are you doing here?"
"They shut my water off. What's it to you?"
"How'd you find out about it? You don't drink it. You don't take a bath in it. They wrote you a letter. But then you have to be able to read."
- "I had a lotta names, baby - The most jealous names. I used to be called Maximum, Brimstone, Godfather D - None of 'em worked, you-know-what-Ima-sayin'? 'Til one day someone said I was the future of hip-hop in Detroit. And that was it."
- "If, er, anybody was looking for some stuff, then all they have to do is follow the spiders. Yep. That'd lead 'em right. That's all I have to say. Oh, and someone'll need ter feed Fang while I'm away."
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1&2. Don't know
3. is the second Harry Potter film.
Some more lines:
1) - What do we do now, kill each other?
- Nah, let's just sit here a while... see what happens.
(these are the last lines in the film)
2) Get in the car junior, we're surrounded by a mental-case.
3) Freeze, you bloody bastards!
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Originally posted by Bombjack
1) - What do we do now, kill each other?
- Nah, let's just sit here a while... see what happens.
(these are the last lines in the film)
The Thing (John Carpenters version - which isn't a bad adaptation of the Sci-Fi Classic 1938 novella "Who Goes There?" by John W. Campell Jr.)
2) Get in the car junior, we're surrounded by a mental-case.
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3) Freeze, you bloody bastards!
Flash Gordon?
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Correct on both Samiam, good work :)
Still open is:
2. Get in the car junior, we're surrounded by a mental-case.
Also, for good measure, an easy one from a film I love:
4. I don't believe in the no-win scenario.
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Originally posted by Bombjack
4. I don't believe in the no-win scenario.
Wrath of Khan seems to be an oft quoted favorite among this crowd.
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4. Start Trek II? One of them... where Kirk talks about how he cheated on an "Impossible scenario" test.
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"Game over man, Game over"
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Originally posted by JimBear
"Game over man, Game over"
Alien 2. :)
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Originally posted by JimBear
"Game over man, Game over"
Pretty sure that one's already been done in this thread. Its an all-time classic that launched him on an illustrious carreer.... though I always liked "How about a greasy pork sandwitch served in a dirty ashtray." better. Or... "But first, I'd like to butter your muffin."
MiniD
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Originally posted by JimBear
"Game over man, Game over"
Already been done early in this thread.
Here's some with a theme:
[list=1]
- "You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!"
- "We don't murder; we kill."
"It's the same thing."
"The hell it is. You don't murder animals; you kill 'em."
- (hehe) "Now, don't tell me you've never been with a woman."
"No, sir I haven't."
"Well, that, that's terrible! Did you know you could go blind?"
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Originally posted by Samiam
- "You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!"
[/B]
Dirty Dozen. :D
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Dirty Dozen. :D
The rest should follow easily.
Saurdaukar, I love your avatar. Is Makinen shifting up or down before hitting those esses?
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"Why aren't you breast-feedin' him?"
"You know, if you don't breast-feed him, he'll hate ya' for it later...that's what happened with us."
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Originally posted by Samiam
- "We don't murder; we kill."
"It's the same thing."
"The hell it is. You don't murder animals; you kill 'em."
The Big Red One, a Lee Marvin line
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Originally posted by Stringer
"Why aren't you breast-feedin' him?"
"You know, if you don't breast-feed him, he'll hate ya' for it later...that's what happened with us."
Raising Arizona
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1: "C'mon you albino jackrabbit son of a squeak...stick your head out"
2: "That thing in there....that's not Goose"
3: "You can trust me with your life, but not your money or your wife"
4 "So many facets to admire, time prohibits me naming them all"
Blue
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Originally posted by Bluedog
1: "C'mon you albino jackrabbit son of a squeak...stick your head out"
Lethal Weapon
2: "That thing in there....that's not Goose"
Let's see, Movies with a character named "Goose":Top Gun, The Rocketeer, Greese 2...any others? Am I warm?
No guess for the other two.
Blue
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"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
hehe, it's in all of the movies of the series. ;)
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Originally posted by Nifty
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
hehe, it's in all of the movies of the series. ;)
Lethal Weapon I, II, III, and IV
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"That thing in there....that's not Goose"
Mel Gibson in Max Max.
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Originally posted by Syzygyone
Lethal Weapon I, II, III, and IV
heh, I think it might be in all of those, but that's not the series I was thinking about.
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Obscure one:
Marge, o Marge, my love for you is large.
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1: "C'mon you albino jackrabbit son of a squeak...stick your head out" Mel Gibson Lethal Weapon Samiam gets the cigar on this one.....classic line I thought.
2: "That thing in there....that's not Goose"
Mel Gibson Mad Max Well done TPIguy, I figured this was the hardest of 'em all
3: "You can trust me with your life, but not your money or your wife"
4 "So many facets to admire, time prohibits me naming them all"
#3 is a war movie
#4 stars Bruce Willis....well, he's in the movie anyway, hard to star in a flick that sucked this bad.
Blue
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Originally posted by Stringer
"Why aren't you breast-feedin' him?"
"You know, if you don't breast-feed him, he'll hate ya' for it later...that's what happened with us."
A guess...... Bad Boy Bubby ?
Speeking of weird Aussie movies, here's a ripper for yas.
" That's not a girl!.....I seen a girl once, didn't look nuthin' like that!!"
And another...differant movie
" We've come to ruin everything, and destroy your life"
Blue
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Blue..that second one is Romper Stomper isn't it?
How about this easy one:
"It's very difficult to find a Vietnamese man actually named Charlie...they're all called Nyen Doc, Noc Trien, Lien Hu"
Or this one that should really be in Mini D's thread,
"dakadakadakadaka"
From the same movie "You can teach a monkey to fly better than that".
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Originally posted by Curval
["It's very difficult to find a Vietnamese man actually named Charlie...they're all called Nyen Doc, Noc Trien, Lien Hu"
Good morning Vietnam
Answers to those with a theme:
They're all Lee Marvin Quotes:
[list=1]
- "You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!"
Saurdaukar got Dirty Dozen
- "We don't murder; we kill."
"It's the same thing."
"The hell it is. You don't murder animals; you kill 'em."[/i]
The Big Red 1 - JimBear got this.
- "Now, don't tell me you've never been with a woman."
"No, sir I haven't."
"Well, that, that's terrible! Did you know you could go blind?"[/i]
And, of course, who can forget Paint Your Wagon
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Answers to those with identifiable names:
[list=1]
- "Mulvihill! What are you doing here?"
"They shut my water off. What's it to you?"
"How'd you find out about it? You don't drink it. You don't take a bath in it. They wrote you a letter. But then you have to be able to read."[/i]
Chinatown (Jack, again)
- "I had a lotta names, baby - The most jealous names. I used to be called Maximum, Brimstone, Godfather D - None of 'em worked, you-know-what-Ima-sayin'? 'Til one day someone said I was the future of hip-hop in Detroit. And that was it."
8 Mile
- "If, er, anybody was looking for some stuff, then all they have to do is follow the spiders. Yep. That'd lead 'em right. That's all I have to say. Oh, and someone'll need ter feed Fang while I'm away."
Bombjack got Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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Originally posted by Bluedog
4 "So many facets to admire, time prohibits me naming them all"
Hudson Hawk???
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Originally posted by Curval
"dakadakadakadaka"
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One of the Ausin Powers Movies, by Dr. Evil? I think it was the second one but I forgot the whole name.
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Originally posted by Syzygyone
One of the Ausin Powers Movies, by Dr. Evil? I think it was the second one but I forgot the whole name.
Nah, it was the first one, when he was doing the Macarena.
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Originally posted by Syzygyone
One of the Ausin Powers Movies, by Dr. Evil? I think it was the second one but I forgot the whole name.
No, way off.
Old film and a favorite of many AH pilots, including me.
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That would have to be 1941 then. When the base commander is asking Belushi to fire his guns before taking off.
MiniD
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200!
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Originally posted by Curval
Blue..that second one is Romper Stomper isn't it?
How about this easy one:
"It's very difficult to find a Vietnamese man actually named Charlie...they're all called Nyen Doc, Noc Trien, Lien Hu"
Or this one that should really be in Mini D's thread,
"dakadakadakadaka"
From the same movie "You can teach a monkey to fly better than that".
Yup, Romper Stomper.
Those two of yours are both from Battle of Britain.
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Originally posted by Syzygyone
Hudson Hawk???
Yup....that real ugly chick with the perminent sneer...whatever her name is.
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Originally posted by Bluedog
Yup, Romper Stomper.
Those two of yours are both from Battle of Britain.
Correct. :)