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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Pooh21 on April 23, 2003, 06:01:41 PM

Title: n00bs say funny things!
Post by: Pooh21 on April 23, 2003, 06:01:41 PM
n00b"My engine 1 oil is red! whats that mean?"
me "means your engines gonna die"
n00b"do you know when?"
knight"whats your oil gauge say?"
noob"my oil gauge says zorro!!!"
lol!
Title: n00bs say funny things!
Post by: ccvi on April 24, 2003, 01:21:52 PM
zorro?
Title: n00bs say funny things!
Post by: Pooh21 on April 24, 2003, 02:59:58 PM
You dont know who Zorro is?
The Z that stands for Zorro and all that?
Don't they teach anything in history class anymore?
Hes the mexican batman and he was always making a fool of that fat Sgt Garcia.


Hmmmm thinking its one of those things that make you laugh so hard you spill your beer but the next morning not as funny .
Title: n00bs say funny things!
Post by: udet on April 24, 2003, 03:31:11 PM
"how do you stop a B-17?"

obvious answer:

"Alt+F4"


"can I put out an engine fire?"
"yeah, look for the fire estinguisher in the cockpit"
"I'm flying a C-47 full of troops"
"then ask one of the GIs to look for it"