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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Cherlie on April 24, 2003, 07:23:04 PM
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If you heard your brother in law beat up your wife, would you call the police and if so, can I press charges?
CB
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I'd just kick his bellybutton and let him know you know. We all learn as little boys you do not hit women. Some just need a reminder.
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I just re-read that. He beat up YOUR wife? Beat the fool within an inch of his life with a baseball bat, drag him into the woods and do it again.
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no can do, or I would.
Me in Australia, wife in U.S.A
CB
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In that case Cherlie, yes call the cops. They HAVE to investigate. Or buy a plane ticket.
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If this is the same wife you posted about a while ago, then you should buy him a 6 pack and tell him to keep up the good work.
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Is this the starfish?
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I'm pretty sure that in most states the victim doesn't have to press charges to convict. so deffinatly call the cops in the area if there is no way you can get home.
I'd have a hard time finding an obsticle to my return after finding anone hit my wife. take a weekend flight, beat his ass, then fly back out.
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Same wife different situation.......
Wife is infact improving, found out the reason she was acting the way she had was because of the family....not her. When she realised how wrong she was, the tamtrums stopped.
CB
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Regardless of who he is, a man beat your wife, and you just idle around unsure on what to do.
You should have either kicked his bellybutton or call the cops, post haste. And then you have backdoor sex with her, wearing a cowboy hat.
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starfish hehe......
was upset when I wrote about the starfish.......didn't mean that and I was wrong.
What is funny is the mother in law cracks my email password....reads my email....read what I put on here!! then sends me back to Australia!!!
Infact it wouldn't suprise me if she saw this!!
oh BTW you ar all evil .....apprantly
CB
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Originally posted by Cherlie
starfish hehe......
was upset when I wrote about the starfish.......didn't mean that and I was wrong.
What is funny is the mother in law cracks my email password....reads my email....read what I put on here!! then sends me back to Australia!!!
Infact it wouldn't suprise me if she saw this!!
oh BTW you ar all evil .....apprantly
CB
Jesus Christ....a hacking mother in law. The most dangerous thing known to man. Get her next :D
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Jesus Christ....a hacking mother in law. The most dangerous thing known to man. Get her next
LMAO
cb
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Forgive me if im dense on this..
brother in law beats wife... so basically its your wife's brother yes?
Either way, dont lose your head and do nothing stupid. Punch him to the ground then call the cops. They will understand why you punched his lights out. They wont understand if you use a baseball bat though... besides, fists are so much more satisfying to beat those cowardly salamanders.
Then teach your wife some martial arts and buy her a tazer. Tell her it looks "chic" on her.
Of course, you wont want argue with her after that... a tazer in the nuts aint nice.. ;)
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I am starting to wonder if your posts are a joke?
If not, it's time to buy a brain and a pair of balls, lead your life, dont let it lead you!
dago
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some one beats up your wife and you have to ask us what to do???? it is a mans duty to protect women, you must be a whiny bellybutton liberal.
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then sends me back to Australia!!!
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you mother in-law sent you back to australia? your wife got beat- up and your course of action is unclear?
how old are you? 10? 12?
I don't mean to be insulting but I can't think of any other way to put it. grow up get control of your life, time to be a man.
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I think you should be indecisive about what to do, and maybe ask for advice on a few message boards.
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Let me get this straight:
Your wife throws tantrums.
Your brother in law beats her
Your mother in law spies on you
Your mother in law controls your marriage
You live in australia
Your wife lives in the US.
Hmmm.
The best advice I could give you would be stay in australia, change your address and phone number, and start practicing the phrase "wife? what wife?
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Cherlie you have to get away from these people, the whole lot seems crazy. Ask yourself if it is normal that your mother in law has the power to kick you out of the USA after she found out you disagree with her by spying on your privte messages.
Get away from these people, and to do that you must dump your wife - get a divocre immideltly..
Get away from them, sever your ties and allopw yourself to run your own life. These people are obvious psychopayths,
Do it now before its too late.
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Your mother in law hacked your email password? Don't tell me she then found out your AH BBS password and posted as you... that one has already been tried. ;)
But seriously, it sounds like you've been shipwrecked on loony island. I'd be constructing some kind of raft sharpish, rather than relying on a message in a bottle.
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also if you lack funds to get yourself back to america to deal with this I have an idea- write the whole story down (from the time you met the girl 'til now) then send it to Jerry Springer, that should get you a RT ticket as far as Chicago, and that probably would be close enough because he'd also fly her whole family there too for the taping.
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1. Buy ticket back to USA
2. Buy Easton aluminum baseball bat, tennis ball, duct tape, car battery, jumper cables, 9 mm pistol, ammo, glad bags, shovel.
3. Rent full size sedan.
4. Wait outside his door.
You can figure out the rest.
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You know what's scary, Funked...
I did not have to even think twice about what all that was for....
Even the tennis ball made sense, although for the sake of efficiency, I would use one of the Red Ball Gags ala "Pulp Fiction".
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Hmmmm sounds as if Funkedup has traveled this route before? *shivers* :eek:
LOL
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You have a supply of those red ball gags just in a box or what?
LOL
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LOL! :)
Funked is an Engineer, which means he is a pathological planner and thinker. And after you have watched a few episodes of CSI and the "real crime" shows on cable, you start to get a clue how they catch people.
It can get really erie sitting in my Office listening to a group of Engineers sitting around playing "what if".
When one guy described in detail how he could make improvised claymore mines with nothing more than pieces from Walmart and Radio shack (including remote detonation, motion sensors, and anti-tampering devices) I decided to never never piss him off ;)