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Post by: rpm on April 25, 2003, 03:51:54 AM: (http://www.keithryan.com/Images/AirplaneIntersection.jpg)

Do we have clearance, Clarence?
Roger, Roger!
What's our vector, Victor?
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Post by: ra on April 25, 2003, 07:51:59 AM: Boeing's new SUV.
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Post by: AWMac on April 25, 2003, 07:56:07 AM: Due to air traffic congestion, United Airlines now offers NOE services to many parts of the World.

:D
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Post by: Curval on April 25, 2003, 08:05:18 AM: While flying on a contract job for United a pilot, known only as "Toad", took a wrong turn when attempting to taxi his aircraft to the gate.

Although "Toad" refused to comment on the embarrassing situation the co-pilot was quoted as saying "The last thing I heard before he made the wrong turn was, 'Some idiot must have porked the fuel here'.
Title: Well
Post by: Syzygyone on April 25, 2003, 10:53:28 AM: I think we are under dar but them GV's look pretty pissed!
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Post by: funkedup on April 25, 2003, 10:57:48 AM: "WHERE'S THE DAMN REFUEL HUT!?!?!" :mad:
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Post by: Saurdaukar on April 25, 2003, 11:04:59 AM: HTC introduces the replacement for the C47... the VTOL 747... perked, of course.
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Post by: muckmaw on April 25, 2003, 11:15:03 AM: "United Airlines: No Waiting, Drive Straight to the gate"
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Post by: muckmaw on April 25, 2003, 11:16:06 AM: "Some guys take drag racing way too far"
Title: Strike!
Post by: Syzygyone on April 25, 2003, 11:34:33 AM: When ALPA goes on strike over wages, UAL used their valient ground crews to get the passengers where they were going!
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Post by: midnight Target on April 25, 2003, 11:42:51 AM: Hijack THIS! M*****F*****
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Post by: Teforto on April 25, 2003, 12:31:12 PM: Hehe, saw this two or three times in real life... :D
That crossing is just some 20km from where I live, at the Airbus airfield near Hamburg.
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Post by: Maverick on April 25, 2003, 01:29:22 PM: In order to help maintain profits UAL has combined services with Southern Pacific Railroad. High speed rail service is now a fact of life!