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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: muckmaw on April 25, 2003, 02:40:45 PM
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I am soooo friggin bored at work today soooooooo....
The small list of things I hate:
Soloflex Commercials
Martin Short
Prime time Glick
Girls gone wild videos
Pop-Ups
Spam
Dumb Commercials
West Coast Rap
Susan Sarandon
Tim Robbins
Jane Fonda
Insincere Lapdances
Hippies
Tree Huggers
Black and White Movies
Chicks who are not bi
Michael Bloomberg
Harsh Toilet paper
Non-Smokers
Porn Flicks with a plot
Chirac
Fat Chicks
Annoying lists
Updates to follow...
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Well, maybe this will brighten up your day....
http://www.francesucks.com/
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"Insincere Lapdances"
Me too man....damn it, that really pisses me off.
"Chicks who are not bi"
LOL...(nods head in quiet agreement)
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I hate the word hate.
Things I dislike :D
Shaving
Cellphone using drivers
Alarm clocks
PC crashes
Bumping into ex-girlfriends
"Reality" shows
Mtv
Tabloid talk shows
Wrong orders at the drive-thru
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Bumping into ex-girlfriends
Mickey...some of the best times I've had resulted from bumping into ex-girlfriends.;)
Of course this is very relative...some of the worst times I've had have also been the result.
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Things I hate... hmm... this will require constant updating... my memory isnt so good, but I hate alot of "tings."
Tom Daschle
Rice burners
Coconut
Vegitarians
Snobby middle aged women
Bad drivers
Slow drivers
Snotty kids
Basketball
Cold weather
Sunny Delight
Diet Caffine free soda
Stupid people
Dumb people
Idiotic people
50% of the BBS population
Liberal thought
Hippies
Tree huggers
People that think that Earth day is important
Feminists
Males "confused" about their sexuality
Political Correctness
Slimy salesmen
Chalk
Spiders
Canada Dry Ginger Ale
PETA
People that feel important when they question motives
Small breasts
Thats enough for now.
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tapioca pudding;
blended Scotch;
warm Beer;
stale cigars;
the skin on fresh pudding;
stringy tough beef;
radicals, right and left;
paying taxes;
blue cheese;
jock itch;
ingrown toenails, especially the big toe;
Walker, Texas Ranger;
most anything to do with Texas for that matter;
The me first generation;
losing football seasons;
a La La on my 6;
AH new bombsight calibration;
rush hour traffic;
beards;
beards on women;
a snap by a wet towel;
dropping the soap;
and
cavities!
More later. Thiis could be a really big thread!
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Porn movies where the guy finishes himself off.
Hallmark holidays (valentines etc).
Tequiza.
Tequila.
Mezcal.
Zima.
MGD.
Dogs.
Tofu.
Snails.
VW.
Dallas Cowboys
New York Yankees
Denver Broncos
Male Pattern Baldness.
Panzerschrecks.
Any dish involving meat and fruit.
Pineapple on pizza.
Golf.
Ice dancing.
Gymnastics.
Popular music.
Network TV.
Cable companies.
People who use the left lane for things other than passing.
Scrawny ****s behind me in the hall.
Rosie.
Gun control.
Grey Davis.
Social Security.
IRS.
State tax franchise board.
Don Perata.
Feinstein.
Boxer.
Jesse Jackson.
CARB.
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traffic
paperwork
lawyers
fat people in front of me in the hall
90% of TV sitcoms
Cameron Diaz stalking me
telemarketers
Bill and Hillary
marshmallows
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Bill and Hillary stalking anyone;
Carmen Diaz (except in Something about Mary);
bogies;
double bogies;
triple bogies;
7-10 splits;
tree huggers stopping traffic;
Long distance runners stopping traffic:
3rd and long;
the shot clock sound;
Michael Jackson;
burnt toast;
marmelades of all kinds;
mince meat pie;
Anybody that knows Rosie, Sarandon, Robbins, Garafolo, Penn, Hanoi Jane;
Anybody that pays to see movies those people are in;
crashing on final with five kills to land (happend only once);
summer school;
the death of the miniskirt;
oh and Saddam Hussein!
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Gaytime television
tomatos on my nachos bellgrande
and the idiots who put them on despite my request to the contrary
germophobes
that slow guy in the fast lane in front of me that just won't move
barney
militant pro-lifers
yugos
diet orange soda
having to learn math just so i can forget it and never use it again
bowflex commercials
john bastow
steaks at denny's
treat williams
catherine zeta jones
72° being room temperature
the original divx
dirty/unkept pinball machines
animal
that dr pepper isn't free
esparanto
burnt sienna
cramped airliners
ants on my counter
wild turkey
wild turkeys
political correctness
shaving
monosodium glutamate
traffic
and what I hate the most is John Tesh.
SOB
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IRS.
The rest I can avoid.
miko
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Osama bin Laden (remember that guy?)
women's capri pants
Not necessarily in that order.
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Originally posted by muckmaw
Insincere Lapdances
Updates to follow...
heheh
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I hate standing in line. I hate people who stand in line. I hate myself when I am forced to stand in line. I hate the people who create the reason to stand in line.
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Originally posted by SOB
barney
SOB
I hope to GOD you don't mean Fife!!!!!!
We would have to throw down over that one!!
(http://www.wallsoffame.com/assets/images/1099knotts.jpg)
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lance
you forgot lance
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Everything and everyone
Love and kisses all :}
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I love you all...
except you, and you and you.
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I hate....
Noticing there's no toilet paper on the roll until it's too late.
Scalding the roof of my mouth with a too big, too hot and too cheesy slice of pizza.
Any boy my daughter has ever introduced me to.
All my wife's friends and family who urge her to divorce me.
Pulling into the McDonald's drive-thru at 10:31 AM and having some smug pimply faced weasel tell you you're one minute too late for an Egg McMuffin.
People who drive 55 MPH in the fast lane.
Anybody who holds a sign for a living, cardboard or otherwise.
Dumping wet coffee grounds on the top of a too full garbage can and they drip down the sides.
Having your brother in law visit while you're at work and drinking all your beer.
Forgetting to make sure the drain plug is in before you launch your boat.
Anybody I owe money to.
Anybody who owes me money.
Telephone solicitors.
People who hang up on me.
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Lag
Warps
People that are warping and say it's me not them
Knights
Rooks
Non-HDTV (I bought mine and I'm tired of waiting on the rest of you to catch up)
Cities
People in Cities
People that come onto my land uninvited
Dixie Chicks
France
People FROM France (Except for Miriam, the Cognac salesgirl, nice boobs)
Drunks
Liberals
Conservatives
Fat Kids
Skinny Kids
Kids that climb on rocks
Even Kids with Chicken Pox
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MTV
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lmfao..
Muck...Mazz...
I like you guys....
I hate.....
Lesbians who make them selves look like ugly men...god i really hate them...
I hate...cops
Cops who just gave me a fukn ticket for skateboarding with no frikn helmet..a holes hope your family got robbed while you were doing this...
Hate studmuffingots
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Oh yeah, I forgot- I hate the fact BGBMAW lives up the hiway from me. However, I love the cop that gave him a ticket for skateboarding without a helmet- although, in all candor, I can't imagine what possible use a helmet would serve BGBMAW if he wears it on his head. If he attatched it to his bellybutton he might be offered some protection from brain injury, but on his head? Why????
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Broccoli.
Mushrooms.
Asparagus.
Brussel sprouts.
Spinach.
Subway.
Big Macs.
Whiggers.
Women over 150lbs.
Chinch bugs.
Birds.
Ducks. (birds yes .. but worse)
Geese. (see ducks .... these are the worst of all)
Wet dogs.
Smelly dogs.
Little dogs.
Any rap music made after 1989. (yes 1989 NOT 1999)
Anything to do with destinys child.
Basketball.
Water polo.
Myself.
Danzig.
Dennis franz.
John travolta.
Ellen degeneres.
Michale moore.
Gwenth paltrow.
Susan sarandon.
People who go barefoot in public.
Women who dont give oral.
CD's that error out while burning.
People who cant use a PC in their job properly.
Cold.
Sleet.
Alarm clocks.
Cuckoo clocks.
Porky pig.
Spongebob.
Autobots.
Will & grace.
Oxygen network.
Lifetime network.
People with the last name "Clinton".
People who wont make trades in monopoly.
Checkers. (the game)
Hardee's.
COMPAQ.
COMPAQ.
HP.
HP.
COMPAQ.
COMPAQ.
Drakkar cologne
FUBU clothes.
Nike.
NASCAR.
Fast and the furious.
Vin diesel.
BARBERA STREISAND.
Old Navy.
Gap. (never shopped @ either and PROUD)
Marilyn manson.
Spiders.
Bees.
Wasps.
Hornets.
Silverfish.
Fruit flys.
Small toilets.
Low-flow toilets.
"The postman song". (R&B in 1990 song GF broke up with me for another guy cause he played it for her over and over)
Liv tyler.
Spice girls.
Doing dishes.
Doing laundry.
Hershey's candy bars.
Hershey's squirts.
Zima.
Tequila. (BAD experience)
Jack daniels. (again)
Southern comfort. (again and again)
Mystery science theater 3000.
The wife in "the shining".
Earth day.
Friends who ask you to be wingman w/200lbs + woman.
Beer goggles.
Whiskey d**k.
Birds.
Lizards.
Spiders.
Dust.
Birds.
Spiders.
Foosball. (that dmn game with the push-rods)
Peter jennings.
Oprah.
Budweiser.
P51's.
La7's.
Typhies.
Crabs.
Herpes.
AIDS.
Shag carpet.
Austin powers.
Shakespear.
Picasso.
Big bird.
the muppet that played piano.
Navel lint.
Smelly feet.
The nutcracker.
Anyone who reads this whole list.
Mouse w/o scroll wheel.
Mouse with scroll wheel that works badly. (like on a slow PC and the "scrolling halts the PC {usually associated w/COMPAQ PC's})
Windoze media player.
Xerox.
"Corporate speak"
"Champions".
SNL.
Under-cooked bacon.
Over-cooked steaks.
Bad waiters/waitresses.
Honey mustard.
Grape jelly.
Cars with curb feelers.
Station wagon's W/o AC in the summer on a long drive.
The zipper. (carnival ride)
Falling. (that stomach dropping feeling)
Yuppies.
Curbside recycling.
Sweet & sour asian food.
Wine in a box.
Ludfisk.
Tostitos.
Yellow legal paper.
Yellow.
Orange.
Purple.
studmuffins.
DOS commands that are still needed in the IT field.
Typing.
Non-reclining chairs.
Tables that aren't level and wobble.
Cobblestone.
Putting up wallpaper.
Changing a flat in the cold/rain.
Record labels.
the price of music CD's.
Adobe and their smug attitude towards controling PDF's.
Keyboard trays that won't support the weight of the keyboard alone ... let alone your hands.
The muck at the bottom of a lake.
Seaweed.
Rapists.
90210.
21 jumpstreet.
emmanual lewis.
Right sad fred.
Snowboarders.
Liberals.
Steve irwin's wife.
Public showers. (like @ the YMCA)
"stage fright" (only men know what this means)
Men with a bigger noodle than mine.
well that was a half hour well spent :D (2 beers also ;) )
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hmmm, I hate:
people who make their car into a status symbol
people who own more than three cars
people who think fast cars makes them God
indecisiveness
women who take more than an hour to shower
makeup
women who feel the need for makeup
whiggers
R&B music, all of it
black people who use their race as an excuse
people that take the cell phone out of the hand of the person you're talking to
being interrupted while..."performing"
interrupting people while "performing"
gay guys who think I'm sexy
women who want guys only for their car
women who want guys only for their money
women who don't know what they want
women who want to be "just friends"
when she gets you all worked up then tells you its "that time of the month" (I hate that!)
when your car won't start at 6AM in the rain
when you don't know why your car won't start at 6AM in the rain
calling someone to pick you up at 6AM in the rain
not bangin some hottie due to fear of STDs
hot girls who do not wear thongs
hot girls who think their ugly (namely 99% of females)
ugly girls who think they're hot
fat chicks wearing tank tops and mini skirts
when someone s*its in the urinal at work (happened)
when someone misses the toilet seat at work
when someone s*its on the ceiling of the bathroom at work (don't even ask how they did it)
old people
squeaky people
people who have a "holier then thou art" complex
people who ruin surprises
people who ruin surprises meant for them
people who carve "squeak" on the hood of my car
the fact that I'm always forced to do 35 MPH when I'm late
pop up ads
porn spam
customers who refuse to sit in my section at work
liberals
democrats
knights
bish
my joystick
my computer on occassion
ghetto chicks
wannabe rappers
red lights
the governor on my car's engine
France
anything French
car insurance
gun control
Jehovah's Witnesses
pro-lifers
Christian terrorists
terrorists
Iraq
Saddam Hussien
Osama Bin Laden
deer on roadways
telemarketers
thats enough for now, methinks
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Ok, a few more:
-Ugly strippers
-Tim Robbins
-Tie Domi
-Money without class
-Whiners
-Liers
-People who play devils advocate because they cant come up with their own point of view
-Flag burners
-People that think flag burning is ok
-People that chant "freedom of speach" without understanding its meaning.
-People that justify flag burning as 'freedom of speech.'
-Girls that dont masturbate
-Girls that dont drink
-People witout confidence
-David Allen Grire
-People that think of cars as 'just transportation.'
-People that smell
-Female reproductive organs that smell
-Females that slap you and leave after you tell them they smell.
-People that cant take a joke
-People that cant make a joke
-People who are a joke
-The guy at the Taco Bell drive through
-People that are too happy
-People that are too angry
-Laziness
-Civics with 'fart can' muffler tips almost as big as their egos.
-People that say "Dontcha know?" after every sentence.
-People that say "Ill tell ya..."
-Condoms
-People that think a Nissan Maxima is a sports car
-People that think cartoons are violent.
-People that stand in front of bulldozers to make a statement no one is listening to.
-Rap or "R&B" music/noise
-People that refer to rappers as "artists."
-Cover bands
-Cover bands that suck more than the usual.
-Ebonics
-"Cheap Tickets" commercials.
-People that say "word"
-People that say "I heard that"
-People that imitate celebrities poorly and think theyre good.
-Women that dont like porn
-Women that wont do porn
-Women that give you dirty looks when you ask them the above two questions.
-Homo's being "affectionate" in public
-People that like to repeat obscure, confusing quotes in an attempt to puzzle others and make themselves look smart even thought they dont even have any idea WTF they just said.
-People that try to give advise when you dont ask for it
-People that sue corporations because they trip on a sidewalk or didnt know coffee was supposed to be hot.
-Salted roads
-Lemonade
-Green beans
-Budweiser
-People that drink obscure beers that no one has every heard of, even though they taste like ****, to make themselves look good.
-People
-Cats (but not kittens)
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Work
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Oh, and I forgot to add...
Canadians!
:p to Spermsk!
SOB
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Originally posted by Airhead
I hate....
Having your brother in law visit while you're at work and drinking all your beer.
Well at least you get to drink at work when he does'nt visit.
eskimo
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things i hate
#1...everyone
#2...christmas
#3...being asked to pick a peice of paper up off the floor,bring people to the bridge,park cars etc.
#4 "shortened" versions of words that are the same length as the original such as doodz (dudes) fanbois (fanboys)
#5 fanboys
#6 people who call themselves elite
#7 using 1337 instead of elite
#8 the word elite
#9 the game elite
#10 fast new computers
#11 people who make fun of newbies
#12 newbies
#13 most music recorded between the year 1990 and present
#14 pokemon
#15 little kids
#16 old people
#17 ancedotes
#18 LAGER
#19 short people
#20 really tall people
#21 curious george
#22 silly lists
#23 numbering before everything on the silly list
#24 basicly everything
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Porn Flicks with a plot
amen!
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People that post on BBS that think they are witty but can't spell.
(74 errors on this thread so far)
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People that post on BBS just to point out the illeteracy rate of their fellow posters.
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People I see eating out of a package at the supermarket. You know it's come off the supermarket shelf, and you know they're not going to pay for it. The supermarket has to make good its losses from somewhere... and we all know what that "somewhere" is.
Oh, and women who fart in bed.
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Originally posted by beet1e
People I see eating out of a package at the supermarket. You know it's come off the supermarket shelf, and you know they're not going to pay for it. The supermarket has to make good its losses from somewhere... and we all know what that "somewhere" is.
Oh, and women who fart in bed.
That's a pretty good list!
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hehe funked, I noticed that your list contains both "VW" and "Golf". ;)
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LOL :)
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any woman that farts in bed should be shot!
:eek:
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I can't wait to see Creamo's list. :D I bet Smirnoff RED will be on it - lol.
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No mention of having to raise the toilet seat :eek:
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I hate it when I go to fart and crap my pants instead.:D
Even worse than that is sitting on a deer stand and trying to hold it in, "because the deer will smell it and won't come near." I know from experience that isn't true. I think it was invented to make people crap their pants while they're 16 feet up in the air on a ladder.
Les
:)
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i hate you all...