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Post by: Furball on April 27, 2003, 08:55:33 PM: oops, wrong forum, ignore! and i cant delete it
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Post by: ra on April 27, 2003, 08:57:27 PM: 2
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Post by: brady on April 27, 2003, 09:06:13 PM: 3
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Post by: J_A_B on April 27, 2003, 09:11:19 PM: 4

J_A_B
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Post by: ramzey on April 27, 2003, 09:16:21 PM: high 5:D
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 27, 2003, 10:14:08 PM: Check 6?
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Post by: Lazerus1 on April 27, 2003, 10:15:27 PM: Lucky #7
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Post by: Lazerus1 on April 27, 2003, 10:16:20 PM: I think I eight too much
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Post by: Maverick on April 27, 2003, 10:46:53 PM: DON'T STEP ON THE LAND 9!!!!

:D
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Post by: Lazerus1 on April 28, 2003, 01:09:23 AM: On a scale of 1-0, I rate this thread a ten.
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Post by: Duedel on April 28, 2003, 02:25:54 AM: Bored with AH? Remember ur wife? Just check eleven (http://www.eleveneast.com)
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Post by: Bonden on April 28, 2003, 03:10:43 AM: How many cookies in a dozen?
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Post by: oboe on April 28, 2003, 06:56:12 AM: Guess it's my lucky day! 13.
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Post by: Furball on April 28, 2003, 08:42:32 AM: nice avatar bonden! potato-teen!

(damn look what i started... if only HT allowed us to delete :D)

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Post by: Bonden on April 28, 2003, 10:01:38 AM: my avatar is full of life - your's eventually dies before it reaches the age of 15 :D
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Post by: jonnyb on April 28, 2003, 02:13:45 PM: why not...

sweet 16
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Post by: bigUC on April 28, 2003, 02:21:16 PM: Those where the days... Still have my pumps and makeup-kit...

seventeen (http://www.seventeen.com/)
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Post by: Don on April 28, 2003, 07:24:34 PM: I'm not gonna touch 18 :p
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Post by: vorticon on April 28, 2003, 08:39:22 PM: thats the last time i drink 19 shots of whiskey
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Post by: RightF00T on April 28, 2003, 09:14:09 PM: I was driving down I-20 today and the traffic was terrible!
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Post by: Arlo on April 28, 2003, 09:37:29 PM: Eleventeen
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Post by: Maverick on April 28, 2003, 11:48:35 PM: Remember you can't get in too much trouble dating those over 21.

Unless your wife unit finds out! :D
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Post by: Fridaddy on April 29, 2003, 12:08:59 AM: I bored, I am gonna go clean and oil my .22
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Post by: funkedup on April 29, 2003, 12:37:44 AM: 23 skidoo
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Post by: icemaw on April 29, 2003, 01:19:48 AM: 24 hours later they showed up drunk dirty and out of bullets
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Post by: Maverick on April 29, 2003, 10:12:59 PM: I don't like .22's so I use a .25 rifle for varmints. Start runnin varmint. :p
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Post by: Bonden on April 29, 2003, 10:18:38 PM: Jeez, the next thing ya know - I had fired 26 shots at that little varmint, and only hitted him once.:mad:
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Post by: vorticon on April 30, 2003, 08:44:22 AM: or so i thought...it turns out i got 27 uther varmints as well...
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Post by: Furball on April 30, 2003, 09:02:48 AM: 28Sweep..... remember that salamander?!

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Post by: Maverick on April 30, 2003, 10:00:28 AM: The wife unit says shes only 29. Been there for 15 years though........
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Post by: straffo on April 30, 2003, 10:09:34 AM: Mine says she's twenty-ten years ...
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Post by: AGJV44_Rot 1 on April 30, 2003, 10:43:14 AM: Chit I just turned 30.
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Post by: capt. apathy on April 30, 2003, 10:51:41 AM: Quote
The wife unit says shes only 29. Been there for 15 years though........

mine always claims an extra 10 years of age. that way everyone is always telling her how young she looks.
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Post by: midnight Target on May 01, 2003, 04:32:38 PM: 31 Flavors
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Post by: jjdude on May 01, 2003, 08:50:16 PM: my dogs only got 32 hairs left.
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Post by: loser on May 02, 2003, 09:44:15 AM: the hurri IIC is L337
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Post by: F4UDOA on May 02, 2003, 11:51:47 AM: 38 Hairs and shes legal.
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Post by: vorticon on May 02, 2003, 11:55:24 AM: not gonna care if shes over 38
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Post by: RightF00T on May 02, 2003, 10:40:24 PM: funny how you guys skipped over 34 , 35 , 36 , and 37 . You would think after all their hard work they would finally get some justice from the Numerical Clerical system created two-score and 19 years ago .
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Post by: bigjava on May 03, 2003, 12:26:14 AM: nobody have call a number fine so i scream wtg 39 :D
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Post by: Ridge on May 03, 2003, 01:02:15 AM: My dad is 40-somethin', but it's my party and I'll fly if I want to.
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Post by: blackfalcon4 on May 03, 2003, 05:57:33 PM: post 41 of this thread :D
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Post by: Drunky on May 03, 2003, 06:18:46 PM: The answer to Life, the Uneriverse and Everything is....42
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Post by: hazed- on May 03, 2003, 10:34:17 PM: this thread is faulty, free though :)
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Post by: BenDover on May 03, 2003, 11:38:02 PM: 43 bottles of beer on the wall, if i should pop down to the shop and buy another...
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Post by: vorticon on May 12, 2003, 01:11:29 PM: 44 kills...then i went after that b26
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Post by: BenDover on May 12, 2003, 02:13:31 PM: oops I bailed at 45k ft.

(bad 163 incident...don't ask)
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Post by: icemaw on May 12, 2003, 03:18:57 PM: after bailing it took 46 hours to float down
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Post by: vorticon on May 12, 2003, 07:15:42 PM: wich is a step up from the old 47 hour float
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on May 12, 2003, 07:28:45 PM: What the hell happend to great buddy cop movies like 48 Hours and Die Hard?
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Post by: Bonden on May 12, 2003, 09:41:05 PM: My first car was a '49 Chevy :)
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Post by: BenDover on May 13, 2003, 02:02:33 AM: I'm 50, 10 more years to retirement
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Post by: devious on May 13, 2003, 06:49:09 AM: Yesterday I one-shot-pilot-killed that damn P 51
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Post by: Duedel on May 13, 2003, 07:08:21 AM: u know the B-52's?
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Post by: Duedel on May 13, 2003, 07:10:24 AM: and their song 53 miles west of venus?

:D :D :D
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Post by: LLv34_Camouflage on May 13, 2003, 09:03:30 AM: Anyone been to Studio 54?

Camo
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Post by: Bonden on May 13, 2003, 09:35:23 AM: Why wait so long to retire? - I retired when I was 55
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Post by: vorticon on May 13, 2003, 06:40:18 PM: 55 is to young...56 is minimum!!!
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Post by: Kweassa on May 13, 2003, 07:06:01 PM: > Self-destruct Initiated...

...60 seconds until detonation.. *
...59 seconds until detonation.. *
...58 seconds until detonation.. *
...57 seco...*
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Post by: jjdude on May 13, 2003, 08:36:42 PM: i wonder why they dont start countdowns with 61?:confused:
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Post by: Hawklore on May 13, 2003, 09:40:06 PM: 58....

I sure did miss some good times..
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Post by: empire2 on May 13, 2003, 10:14:50 PM: I got 200 dollars for eating 62 eggs...seriously :p
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Post by: Airscrew on May 13, 2003, 11:48:30 PM: I read these posts 63 times and I dont get it.
whats this thread about again?
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Post by: Airscrew on May 13, 2003, 11:50:03 PM: Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64
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Post by: BenDover on May 14, 2003, 02:10:09 AM: 65 bastards
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Post by: fffreeze220 on May 14, 2003, 02:47:29 PM: What did Iron Maiden say?

"66six is the number of the beast"
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Post by: BenDover on May 14, 2003, 03:45:34 PM: hits head 67 times

You'll have to wait 599 posts before you can post that one
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Post by: devious on May 14, 2003, 04:02:15 PM: Schönen Gruss an die Alt-68er
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Post by: keyapaha on May 14, 2003, 04:19:33 PM: my first car was a '69 mustang:)
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Post by: jjdude on May 14, 2003, 05:09:37 PM: my neighbor owns a 70' mustang, that thing is fast :)
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Post by: vorticon on May 14, 2003, 07:18:18 PM: 71...
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Post by: SlapShot on May 14, 2003, 07:43:27 PM: graduated high school in '72 ... **** thats a long time ago.
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Post by: ramzey on May 14, 2003, 08:03:36 PM: omg belive me i was born 73
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Post by: Bonden on May 14, 2003, 09:19:07 PM: Was an extra in the movie "JAWS" in '74
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Post by: leitwolf on May 14, 2003, 09:31:54 PM: I was born in 75 .. OMG :o
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Post by: oboe on May 15, 2003, 07:12:33 AM: 76 Trombones in the Big Parade...

Bonden, which one are you? What scene? Jaws is one of my all time favorite movies...
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Post by: Bonden on May 15, 2003, 08:17:32 AM: I am walking around the dock with 77 other people when they have that shark hanging from it's tail. I have a beard, CPO Jacket, and a harpoon :)
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Post by: Fridaddy on May 17, 2003, 01:08:47 PM: Anyone remember 78 RPM records, I think they were orignally made of glass. Thats right real glass recordings.
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Post by: Duedel on May 19, 2003, 02:16:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Fridaddy
Anyone remember 78 RPM records, I think they were orignally made of glass. Thats right real glass recordings.

78 records - great idea (http://www.78rpm.hovers.nl/)

The coolest Formular 1 ever was surely the Lotus - Ford 79
(http://www.ddavid.com/formula1/images/lotus79d.jpg)
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Post by: icemaw on May 19, 2003, 02:53:03 PM: I dropped out of high school in 1980.
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Post by: Maverick on May 19, 2003, 11:37:23 PM: I got married the first time in 1980..........
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Post by: Tarmac on May 20, 2003, 03:00:40 AM: Born in 81.
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Post by: Furball on May 20, 2003, 08:06:32 AM: Britain kicked those Argie arses in '82
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Post by: Furball on May 20, 2003, 08:07:11 AM: And i was born in '83!
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Post by: jonnyb on May 20, 2003, 11:08:09 AM: Goerge Orwell's 1984
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Post by: Frodo on May 20, 2003, 11:42:05 AM: 85 = 13
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Post by: BenDover on May 20, 2003, 12:10:50 PM: 86
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Post by: BenDover on May 20, 2003, 12:11:26 PM: i was born in '87
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Post by: Bonden on May 20, 2003, 01:05:32 PM: I got married in '89:(
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Post by: frank3 on May 20, 2003, 03:30:31 PM: I love the '90's :)
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Post by: Maverick on May 21, 2003, 09:52:38 AM: 91 was my high school 20th reunion. I declined to go and see al those old folks.
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Post by: Fridaddy on May 21, 2003, 10:28:38 PM: Celebrate this year's biggest island event - Flag Day 2003 in American Samoa. Listen to KSBS-FM LIVE as we bring you this one-day festivities, including the exciting Fautasi Long Boat Race!

KSBS FM-92

Pago Pago American Samoa
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Post by: Bonden on May 22, 2003, 07:00:08 AM: My wife and I seperated in 93
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Post by: Maverick on May 22, 2003, 09:45:34 AM: I retired in 94. Now I am paid to do nothing. :D
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Post by: Bonden on May 22, 2003, 11:16:02 AM: Got the divorce in 95 :D
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Post by: TAILGUNNR on May 22, 2003, 12:23:53 PM: Then you got married again in 96?
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Post by: BenDover on May 22, 2003, 12:56:15 PM: no, 97
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Post by: bigUC on May 24, 2003, 03:43:53 PM: I wish I could get 98 (http://www.98.com) percent of my gamblingmoney back...
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Post by: Arlo on May 24, 2003, 04:13:49 PM: 99 Luftballons
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Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und daß sowas von sowas kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'ne FliegerstaFliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär
Dabei war'n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Düsenflieger
Jeder war ein großer Krieger
Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
Das gab ein großes Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoß man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hätte das gedacht
Daß es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Ließen keinen Platz für Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr
Und auch keine Düsenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Trümmern liegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an Dich und laß' ihn fliegen

99 red balloons
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You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
Till one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message something's out there
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by

99 red balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic, lads! It's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
While 99 red balloons go by

99 Decision Street, 99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it, boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by

99 knights of the air
Ride super hi-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a super hero
Everyone's a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scrambling in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by

As 99 red balloons go by

99 dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go...
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Post by: icemaw on May 24, 2003, 04:31:51 PM: 100 times the rookie clicked on a runway 100 times he exploded in smoke and flames 100 times he was heard to exclaim damn you vultching bastages

Rookies just gotta love um.
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Post by: devious on May 24, 2003, 05:53:07 PM: Threads like this are straigtht from post-potato 101.
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Post by: frank3 on May 25, 2003, 06:53:26 AM: I remember well the boy's of the 102nd finally landed at Boxted
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Post by: DiabloTX on May 25, 2003, 08:46:39 AM: My 300 E has an M103!!!!
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Post by: DiabloTX on May 25, 2003, 08:47:31 AM: ..and to boost its juice I use octane 104!!!
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Post by: Fridaddy on May 25, 2003, 01:05:01 PM: Diddnt they try to put a 105 mm gun in a B-25, or was it the B-24?
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Post by: vorticon on May 25, 2003, 06:44:14 PM: 106 bottles of beer on the wall...till i get there anyway
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Post by: RightF00T on May 26, 2003, 11:19:22 AM: too bad one of those bottles was 107 fuel additive :p
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Post by: frank3 on May 26, 2003, 11:31:44 AM: after 108 kills I finally decided to go home
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Post by: BenDover on May 26, 2003, 11:44:57 AM: You missed out the bit about 109 deaths.
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Post by: Rutilant on May 26, 2003, 12:53:34 PM: That's better than the 110 assists
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Post by: devious on May 26, 2003, 01:12:10 PM: (http://www.warbirdalley.com/images/he111-3.jpg)

I want a He-111 !
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Post by: frank3 on May 26, 2003, 02:43:22 PM: with only 112 bullets left in my 8 .50's I just had to ramm that Heinkel
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Post by: jjdude on May 26, 2003, 10:03:52 PM: if only ya had 113, ya could of actually done some damage
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Post by: frank3 on May 27, 2003, 11:05:54 AM: with 114 mph??? no way!
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Post by: icemaw on May 27, 2003, 11:39:00 AM: Fed up with all the crap I jumped on my bike took I 115 and rode off into the sunset and never looked back.
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Post by: SlapShot on May 27, 2003, 04:13:07 PM: 116 FPS is what I average on my newly built box !!! :D
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Post by: DiabloTX on June 02, 2003, 12:01:43 AM: James Bond has been fired. His replacement is 117.
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Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on June 02, 2003, 11:12:25 PM: Yesterday I spent the night with 1 18 year old chick. Is that a crime in USA?
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Post by: Don on June 03, 2003, 06:57:21 PM: Did kids get bored 119 years ago, the way they do today?;)
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Post by: DiabloTX on June 05, 2003, 10:36:30 PM: Mtv, way back when when it used to show videos, had a show called 120 minutes. Now Mtv just sucks. Why is it even called Mtv anymore??