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Title: star wars...to poop on
Post by: Chaos68 on April 30, 2003, 02:41:01 PM
anyone have a link to that video where the starwars geeks are standing in line and that dog puppet is making fun of them?
Title: star wars...to poop on
Post by: Nifty on April 30, 2003, 02:42:08 PM
hehe, oh please, someone post that link!  Triumph rules!!!  :D
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Post by: Horn on April 30, 2003, 02:49:07 PM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/nerds.html
Title: OMFG
Post by: GtoRA2 on April 30, 2003, 02:59:51 PM
Tooo funny!!!


man is the bon jovi one up there too?
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Post by: Pfunk on April 30, 2003, 03:05:31 PM
Triumph to Richie Zambooka, " Hey Richie Did You Feather Your Pubes Back in the 80's?"

One of the funniest clips every, but his best one is from the Westminster Dog Show.  Gay Porn for dogs, st. bernard cock rings, lol
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Post by: midnight Target on April 30, 2003, 03:26:26 PM
That clip permanently adorns my hard drive.

Triumph to very pregnant line sitter - "So you're going to have a little nerd"

Preggy - Yes

Triumph - "When he is born it will be the last time he sees female genitalia."
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Post by: OIO on April 30, 2003, 03:35:03 PM
*triumph to a nerd who said he was there to see some spoilers from the movie*

"Spoilers? I'll give you a spoiler:


YOU WILL DIE ALONE"


:D :D :D
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Post by: Mini D on April 30, 2003, 03:40:08 PM
"you can choose from all sorts of guys who have no idea how to please you."
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Post by: GtoRA2 on April 30, 2003, 03:48:38 PM
"What if my tail chased me"
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Post by: Nifty on April 30, 2003, 03:51:43 PM
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Triumph to Richie Zambooka, " Hey Richie Did You Feather Your Pubes Back in the 80's?"

noooo, he asked Heather Locklear if Richie feathered his pubes!  ;)  He asked Richie if Heather was "blonde down there!"
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Post by: OIO on April 30, 2003, 04:10:32 PM
'bon jovi! its like bruce springsteen... coming out of my ass'

*Triump ripping one of Conan's guests , a movie actor*

'theres been a lot of buzz about your new movie! yes. the same kind of buzz flies make near my ass...'

*triumph talking to a little girl dressed as princess amidala*

' come here sweetie... youre so cute... what parent made you do this?'

I love this guy!
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Post by: Dowding on April 30, 2003, 04:13:18 PM
Reminds me of a British guy called Dennis Pennis who would interview celebs at premieres etc.

He once asked Demi Moore:

"If it was done tastefully and was not too gratuitous, would you consider keeping your clothes on in a movie?"

The look on her face was truly priceless.
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Post by: -tronski- on April 30, 2003, 04:17:10 PM
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Originally posted by Dowding
Reminds me of a British guy called Dennis Pennis who would interview celebs at premieres etc.

He once asked Demi Moore:

"If it was done tastefully and was not too gratuitous, would you consider keeping your clothes on in a movie?"

The look on her face was truly priceless.


He had the red hair, and the yank acccent?  If so I think I saw some of it....not as clever as Ali-G though...

 Tronsky
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Post by: narsus on April 30, 2003, 04:34:28 PM
still really damn funny
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Post by: Dowding on April 30, 2003, 04:40:17 PM
Yeah, but he wasn't a Yank. That was just put on.

It was well before Ali G and just as fresh when he first did it. Eventually people recognised him and he just couldn't get within 10 feet of the celebs.

A similar thing has happened to Ali G...

... which is why he does his new show in...

... the US! :D

They don't know what's hit them. He interviewed Buzz Aldrin the other week - it was pure comedy gold.

"What was it like to be da second man to walk on da sun?"

"Were you a bit pissed that Louis Armstrong beat you to da moon?"
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Post by: Chaos68 on April 30, 2003, 04:41:43 PM
wheres this bon jovi clip at?  LOL
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Post by: Saintaw on April 30, 2003, 04:45:21 PM
Heh Dowding, I believe he plays in a soap too, An office in in the city, with a Indian secretary, rings a bell ?
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Post by: Pfunk on April 30, 2003, 04:47:17 PM
I found it on Kazaa quite some time ago
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Post by: Dowding on April 30, 2003, 04:54:57 PM
Is this Ali G, you are taking about Saw? I only caught a bit of the new series. Here's the fella:

(http://www.hbo.com/alig/img/episode_guide/main_img.jpg)

Bo!
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Post by: Nash on April 30, 2003, 06:16:28 PM
OMG - I found Ali G 2 weeks ago... downloaded everything I could find on Kazaa... #%$ HYSTERICAL!

If you haven't seen Ali G you must check it out.
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Post by: Swoop on May 01, 2003, 12:41:33 AM
Ali G is currently wanted for public indencency in Arizona.  


During filming of a new episode Ali was getting massage, when the fella turned his back for a second Ali started pretending to masturbate under the towel.....guy turns back round, FREAKS and calls the police.......who didnt see the funny side either.

Ali and crew drove straight to the airport and flew back to Blighty.


If ya live in Arizona dont expect a local appearance by Ali for some years to come.......

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
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Post by: Saintaw on May 01, 2003, 02:16:51 AM
No, I was talking about the denis noodle guy, that show was excellent, can't put a name on it now... more later :)
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Post by: rpm on May 01, 2003, 05:01:45 AM
I've tried to get into Ali G. I usually love Brit humor, but he's just so.....Ali G. Just saw Punk'd the other night...now THAT was funny!
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Post by: Dowding on May 01, 2003, 05:10:34 AM
Ali G the film was crap - avoid it at all costs.

The TV series are much better. It's a double laugh for me - for one thing he's a white guy trying to be all bling and black, and secondly, desperate politicians and aging celebrities will do anything to associate with him because they think he's a representative of the yoof of today.

BTW, his 'Borat' alter-ego - a presenter from Kazakstani TV - is even funnier.

Quote
Borat - Hello. You are here on a hunt?

Hunter - Yes, yes I am indeed.

Borat - And you are... Why do you not have a horse?

Hunter - Can't afford one to be quite honest.

Borat - Why not?

Hunter - I'm retired now.

Borat - You are a retard?

Hunter - Yes I am... [

Borat - Like a mongoloid?

Borat - So you hunt a lot?

Hunter - I hunt a lot? Yes.

Borat - You are a real man!

Hunter - Yes, yes I am.

Borat - We say, "A man who does not hunt", in Kazakhstan, "Is like a man with no..." How do you say?

(Borat gesture to his groin)

Hunter - You say, "You've no bollocks", I think.

Borat - Bollocks?

Hunter - I shouldn't say that.

Borat - You have big bollocks?

Hunter - Yes, probably.

Borat - You have big bollocks?

Hunter - I shouldn't think so. Not now.

Borat - Can I touch them?

Hunter - No.

Borat - Why?

Hunter - It's private.
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Post by: Sixpence on May 01, 2003, 10:39:44 AM
Bump
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Post by: Sixpence on May 02, 2003, 09:27:36 AM
Bump(this link should be a sticky)
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Post by: Sixpence on May 04, 2003, 04:34:26 AM
http://www.chasingthefrog.com/triumph.htm