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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JimBear on May 01, 2003, 07:41:26 AM

Title: For Blitz, News Just in......
Post by: JimBear on May 01, 2003, 07:41:26 AM

News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an
Iraqi primary school and detained teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.


;)

Title: For Blitz, News Just in......
Post by: ra on May 01, 2003, 08:21:28 AM

Title: For Blitz, News Just in......
Post by: AWMac on May 01, 2003, 08:38:00 AM

LOL


:D

Title: For Blitz, News Just in......
Post by: funkedup on May 01, 2003, 10:36:09 AM

*sound of leaves rustling*  :)

Title: For Blitz, News Just in......
Post by: Yeager on May 01, 2003, 01:42:33 PM

Indicating a barren and empty wind swept field on a grey dreary fall morning where only the leaves are observed rustling by........

Title: For Blitz, News Just in......
Post by: AWMac on May 01, 2003, 01:50:11 PM

To die, alone.........in the rain.


:D

Title: For Blitz, News Just in......
Post by: crabofix on May 01, 2003, 06:45:22 PM

Title: For Blitz, News Just in......
Post by: vorticon on May 01, 2003, 07:12:32 PM

is that a tumble weed???

Title: For Blitz, News Just in......
Post by: Creamo on May 01, 2003, 07:19:37 PM

Sob's orange dick joke is way better I think.

Title: For Blitz, News Just in......
Post by: P. Wolfowitz on May 31, 2003, 05:53:09 AM

Please don't make jokes about teribble terrorists or you will be brought to a place of freedom and democracy and torture errr love.

Guantanamo Bay :D

Regards P. Wolfowitz

Title: For Blitz, News Just in......
Post by: Duedel on May 31, 2003, 05:58:04 AM

Wolfowitz = Wolfoblitz = Blitz?

Blitz machs nicht zu schlimm. Das bringt auch nix. Bleib lieber ruhig, da gewinnt man mehr.