Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mister Fork on May 01, 2003, 09:55:45 AM
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romainelettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt.
Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cuz you're ugly."
:D
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Lol, love that one. :D
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2 guys were walking down the side of the road when one spotted a dog licking his balls.
He says to his freind, "Gee, I wonder if I can do that?"
His freind replies, "I don't know, but I think you should pet him first."
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Why does a dog lick his ball .................
Because he can!
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I would never lick my nasty bellybutton balls... thats what women are for.
(Or guys if youre into that... sick bastards.)
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2 guys walked into a bar...
The 3rd one ducked.
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Why does a dog lick his ball .......
Because he can.