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Title: The Most Unassailable Proof of Eternal U.S. Dominance over the World
Post by: wulfie on May 01, 2003, 05:54:24 PM

http://www.twinkies.com/index.asp

The day that any other Nation creates something so right yet so wrong at the same time, that tastes so good, and could survive an ice age and still be edible - on that day someone come and talk to me.

Until then, kneel before our Democratic Artificial Pastry Supremacy.

Wulfie
Commandante Supremo
Planet Twinkie

p.s. Fellow Patriotic American Twinkie Troopers in the Service of Truth and Beauty: If some annoying punk like blitz or dowding (just kidding dowding :)) gives you a hard time in the future, just sent them a Planet Twinkie E-JDAM (located in E-Card Express bunker) to shut them up.

Title: The Most Unassailable Proof of Eternal U.S. Dominance over the World
Post by: -tronski- on May 01, 2003, 07:48:43 PM

Rots your teeth, and gives you brain damage....

 Tronsky

Title: The Most Unassailable Proof of Eternal U.S. Dominance over the World
Post by: Mini D on May 01, 2003, 07:51:37 PM

Truer words have never been spoken.   wulfie.

MiniD

Title: The Most Unassailable Proof of Eternal U.S. Dominance over the World
Post by: Dowding on May 02, 2003, 12:18:59 AM

Hey wulfie! It's been a while bastige! :D

Bring on your hi-tech confectionary, infidel! We have chemical and biological weapons including Marmite, Chicken Faal and Tinderloo from my dodgy local curry house (previous owner was using stray dogs in place of beef and lamb).

Title: The Most Unassailable Proof of Eternal U.S. Dominance over the World
Post by: 10Bears on May 02, 2003, 01:02:39 AM

Twinkies?

Don't eat too much of that sh*t... It'll make you go crazy and try to kill the mayor of San Francisco.

Title: The Most Unassailable Proof of Eternal U.S. Dominance over the World
Post by: wulfie on May 02, 2003, 04:11:20 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Dowding
Hey wulfie! It's been a while bastige! :D

Bring on your hi-tech confectionary, infidel! We have chemical and biological weapons including Marmite, Chicken Faal and Tinderloo from my dodgy local curry house (previous owner was using stray dogs in place of beef and lamb).

You Brits are f*cking toast. Give up now. You overlooked the crucial weakness of your food-warfare doctrine vs. our superior Twinkie:

Twinkies cannot be fried. They are chemically protected vs. the effects of frying. Game over.

Besides, does any food company in any non-U.S. (read: heathen, evil, corrupt, spinless, hemi-less, etc.) Nation have Men such as 'Twinkie the Kid' (see superior U.S. website listed above) flying the weak non-U.S. version of Attack Twinkies?

I didn't think so. Kneel Before Our 'Creme'-filled superiority. Have you ever seen the movie 'Always'? Notice how John Goodman 'drinks' Twinkies with a straw before eating them - a clear sign of superior versatility. A drink and a meal contained in one small, sleek, age-resistant, fireproof, WMD-proof (it would taste different, but it would still be edible after WMD attack I am certain of this) package.

Sometime in the future, when I try Planetside (looks cool), you'll know me when you see me:

Twinkie the Kid

Mike/wulfie