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Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: NUKE on May 02, 2003, 11:46:11 PM
...is that we anwser only to God, and God blesses us and keeps us strong in order to enforce his will and display his love for the world.
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: Octavius on May 02, 2003, 11:48:15 PM
All lakes are closed today due to an overabundance of DEAD ROTTEN STINKING FISH.  :cool:
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: Siaf__csf on May 03, 2003, 02:23:37 AM
Yeah and only NUKE is tardish enough to go fishing.
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2003, 03:03:51 AM
France sucks
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: stegor on May 03, 2003, 03:56:14 AM
Just the same words that muezzins predicate in islamic world:eek:
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: Arlo on May 03, 2003, 04:40:19 AM
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Originally posted by stegor
Just the same words that muezzins predicate in islamic world:eek:


This phrase is unsettling in an unfathomable way. :D
Title: Re: The Best thing about America
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 03, 2003, 05:24:14 AM
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Originally posted by NUKE
...is that we anwser only to God, and God blesses us and keeps us strong in order to enforce his will and display his love for the world.



I'm sure some mullah is telling his following the same thing.



Ack-Ack
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: GRUNHERZ on May 03, 2003, 06:04:48 AM
Allah Akbar!
Title: Re: Re: The Best thing about America
Post by: Arlo on May 03, 2003, 06:12:01 AM
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I'm sure some mullah is telling his following the same thing.
Ack-Ack


Yeah ... but he's dead wrong. So there. :D


wth....


Once those fanatics see the mighty wrath of God showing itself through American (and British! Don't forget British! ... oh and Aussie! ... Spanish too ... and all the others) high tech weaponry and superior tactical/strategic implementation in person how can they not acknowledge our right to own them?

Ahem .....

(God forgive me .... I'm weak.) :D

disclaimer: Arlo does not condone or support holy wars in any shape or form. Holy war = oxymoron

disclaimer II: Arlo isn't saying he doesn't support our actions in Iraq.

disclaimer III: Arlo's use of disclaimers do not neccesarily reflect the views of any other member of this BBS. However, I think there's been widespread use of sarcasm in this thread and it's probably against either the Geneva convention or Haag or sumpin .....
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: NUKE on May 03, 2003, 09:45:50 PM
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Originally posted by stegor
Just the same words that muezzins predicate in islamic world:eek:


Only difference is that God seems to actually bless America.
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: davidpt40 on May 03, 2003, 11:48:34 PM
Why would God choose to bless only America?  Doesn't he love the other people of the World too?  

And what about the homeless, or abused children, or mentally ill?  Why doesnt God bless them?
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: Arlo on May 04, 2003, 05:54:04 AM
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Originally posted by davidpt40
Why would God choose to bless only America?  Doesn't he love the other people of the World too?  

And what about the homeless, or abused children, or mentally ill?  Why doesnt God bless them?


*pssst* (You're thrashing too much)

or

Ahem ....

God also loves Israel! And you've gotten the call to reach out to the homeless, the abused and the mentally ill .... go forth. Don't ignore the call! You could get swallowed by a fish if you do.

:D
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: Ike 2K# on May 04, 2003, 06:22:00 AM
America is nothing without HOLLYWOOD. Hollywood is the best place to pay amage (for 1 time ONLY) and to worship our stars:D
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: Sixpence on May 04, 2003, 08:15:31 AM
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Allah Akbar!


Yeah, him too:D
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: NUKE on May 04, 2003, 08:28:18 AM
Saddam said God's will would be done in Iraq and that the infidels would be driven from Iraq.

I guess Saddam was right.
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: Tuomio on May 04, 2003, 09:05:19 AM
Please be more specific about the blessing thing. How does it exactly work? God blesses you and then happens what?

You win in lottery?

I mean, it has to be something rather significant, like "One in the million, this is Gods Blessing in action". Otherwise i think we can bring up more consistent and rational factors. No disrespect for God, just that didnt he declare that all men are equal in front of him?
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: Arlo on May 04, 2003, 10:00:14 AM
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Originally posted by Tuomio
Please be more specific about the blessing thing. How does it exactly work? God blesses you and then happens what?

You win in lottery?

I mean, it has to be something rather significant, like "One in the million, this is Gods Blessing in action". Otherwise i think we can bring up more consistent and rational factors. No disrespect for God, just that didnt he declare that all men are equal in front of him?


Not really. Everyone's a sinner, everyone can recieve grace, that's about it. Blessings are perceptive ... and not all blessings are material.

 Blessed are the Finns, for they have mountains so lofty and treetops so tall.

 But really blessed are the Americans, for they begat Blues, Jazz and Rock-n-Roll. ;)
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: Fatty on May 04, 2003, 10:22:40 AM
In a free and open society, even cults like these have a place.
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: stegor on May 04, 2003, 03:45:05 PM
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Only difference is that God seems to actually bless America.




Can you be more precise on that? any link explaining how and where you get so definitive concepts??:D :D
Maybe a God-Bush red line??:)
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: Scootter on May 04, 2003, 03:53:50 PM
I just want to say right here and now that I dont.............






believe I left my fishing rod a home today. The lake is sooo full of nice ones and it looks like the bite is on.




ta ta
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: funkedup on May 04, 2003, 03:55:22 PM
Stegor, here is an explanation of the relationship between God and the USA, and why he blesses us:

Today is Christmas. There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty. Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines. God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your bellybutton belongs to the Corps.  

Feel free to substitute USA for Marine Corps.  :)
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: NUKE on May 04, 2003, 04:02:47 PM
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Originally posted by stegor
Can you be more precise on that? any link explaining how and where you get so definitive concepts??:D :D
Maybe a God-Bush red line??:)


Muslim extremists say God is on their side . If that is true, God has a funny way of showing it.
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: stegor on May 04, 2003, 04:51:24 PM
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here is an explanation of the relationship between God and the USA, and why he blesses us:............




Lol Funked If I was a fervent religious maybe I'll be shocked by this....go away you unbelieving miscreant
:p :p :)




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Muslim extremists say God is on their side . If that is true, God has a funny way of showing it.


If I remember well (so much time has passed), my religion teacher told me God calls on his side those who he loves most.... may be this the reason, to have them all in Heaven?? ;)
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: bounder on May 04, 2003, 05:59:16 PM
The USA is blessed with many things.

But like everywhere else it is also accursed by many things.

God has nothing to do with it.
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: udet on May 04, 2003, 06:08:30 PM
the best thing about America is that wome here have bigger boobs.
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: udet on May 04, 2003, 06:09:11 PM
must be all those growth hormones :)
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 04, 2003, 06:47:56 PM
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Originally posted by NUKE
Saddam said God's will would be done in Iraq and that the infidels would be driven from Iraq.

I guess Saddam was right.



You're lucky God didn't say he'd get rid of the idiots of this world.


Ack-Ack
Title: The Best thing about America
Post by: NUKE on May 04, 2003, 09:09:07 PM
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
You're lucky God didn't say he'd get rid of the idiots of this world.


Ack-Ack


Nah, we need people like you