Aces High Bulletin Board

General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: -ammo- on May 04, 2003, 09:48:21 AM

Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: -ammo- on May 04, 2003, 09:48:21 AM
This guy is out there, like pluto!

He isn't evena  registered user, he just leaves feedback for people, and it is off the wall:")

http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberId=andy46477&items=250
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: rpm on May 04, 2003, 10:13:30 AM
Too Funny...An EBAY Crank Yanker!:D
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Russian on May 04, 2003, 11:49:35 AM
Quote
Very HIGH QUALITY preserved cancer tumors. I ate them. I know it was wrong


LOL
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: GrimCO on May 04, 2003, 11:57:55 AM
Ammo,

Thanks for leaving that link... Best laugh I've had in a while!

LMAO!!!!!!!
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: NUKE on May 04, 2003, 12:00:27 PM
Quote
Rainbows are pretty. I don't know why I shoot at them


LOL!.... funny link
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: GrimCO on May 04, 2003, 12:26:50 PM
My particular favorite...

Quote
Ugliness runs in my family. And out, apparently. My poo don't look right.


LOL  This guy is insane
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Pongo on May 04, 2003, 12:39:36 PM
lol
Is that a trend on ebay or is this guy just a nut.
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: NUKE on May 04, 2003, 12:44:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
lol
Is that a trend on ebay or is this guy just a nut.


the guy is just a nut...
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: GrimCO on May 04, 2003, 12:55:33 PM
Quote
I love to sit here for hours and just count my balls over and over.


Uhhh, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he's a nut
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Curval on May 04, 2003, 01:08:47 PM
Pass the butter, pass the SAUSAGE. Look out bunghole, here comes the SAUSAGE.

He's a funny nut though.:)
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Dinger on May 04, 2003, 02:37:51 PM
oh man. well, the "High" part of smoking dope lasts about 30 minutes, followed by a longer period of "Stoned" semiactivity.
This trail here is probable cause.
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Dago on May 04, 2003, 02:45:21 PM
lol
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: GrimCO on May 04, 2003, 03:06:03 PM
Yep, he's a funny SOB alright...

Kind of like Jim Carey in Ace Ventura when he was wearing a tutu, screaming "Put me in coach!"
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: -ammo- on May 04, 2003, 05:15:09 PM
That guy is a real hoot:)
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 04, 2003, 07:01:30 PM
LOL


When I open boxes of cereal, you should be inside. Yes, you're THAT GOOD!

If I HYPOTHETICALLY killed a bunch of people, what should I do with the bodies?

I named my goldfish Zack6, cuz you're so great. I only feed him onions now.

 haydes1 is so great, I just wish I could live inside him and nibble his kidneys.
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Ozark on May 04, 2003, 07:17:06 PM
He reminds me of some of the folks from AH... and WB's... and... AW... and me at work!
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: vorticon on May 04, 2003, 07:23:04 PM
The Pope bought his Pope Hat on eBay. You didn't know that, did u? OUTSTANDING

When life gives you a lemon, put it on eBay and I will bid on it.

Prostitutes and money. It's always prostitutes and money. And eBay.

funny ****
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Dowding on May 04, 2003, 08:00:35 PM
Quote
Tony Two Toes! We went to school together! You stepped on a landmine! Remember?


My favourite. And this:

Quote
For some strange reason everything you sold me was illegal. Then I got shot. A+?
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: T0J0 on May 04, 2003, 08:24:42 PM
"Enjoys WALKS thru the PARK! Greets MAPLE TREES with a smile!"

Its almost like Robin williams logged onto ebay and went crazy for a couple of hours...
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: devious on May 05, 2003, 07:36:28 AM
mrbean00 (5) (not a registered user)    Apr-01-99 18:46:39 PST       
 Praise: Very polite, but I never spoke to him. Quick seller, yet I never bought. Hmmm.
 Response by mrbean00 - Not buying or selling provides the smoothest transactions.
 Follow-up by andy46477 - Technically, a big, wet, sloppy, avacado provides the "smoothest transactions."
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Hortlund on May 05, 2003, 08:40:01 AM
LOL that guy is hillarious.

I'm thinking Elfenwolf actually...
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Dinger on May 05, 2003, 12:16:43 PM
on religion:

markthabaptist (2381)    Apr-01-99 07:02:23 PST 78326166  
 Praise: He sells only the best items on Ebay. Great seller.Everyone else can go to hell.


The daily grind:
routine (2) Jun-30-99 18:19:45 PST  
 Praise: Sun goes up, pants go up. Sun goes down, pants go down.

On substance and essence:
 cruelty (65)  Jun-30-99 18:11:35 PST  
 Praise: Ever pull the legs off a daddylongleg? Then what do you call it? Daddy?

gnoseology:
 intellect (3) Jun-30-99 17:35:18 PST  
 Praise: Is HUMAN. Has increased capacity for REASONING. Not a MONKEY. ...BRAINS...
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: GrimCO on May 05, 2003, 12:20:31 PM
Dinger,

You gotta admit this guy has talent...  Misplaced talent, but talent nonetheless... LOL
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: AWMac on May 05, 2003, 03:37:14 PM
Praise: I do not like him, Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.

 Response by miligram - Lay off my green eggs you salamander! As for the ham, well, you can jam it!

 Follow-up by andy46477 - Sam does not jam ham. Not a pound. Not a gram.


This guy is a card!!!! LOLOLOL


:D
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Dowding on May 05, 2003, 04:00:08 PM
Reminds me of a friend I had at uni. Weird sense of humour but very funny.
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Sandman on May 05, 2003, 10:56:16 PM
Excellent read... thanx ammo.
Title: Best EBAY feedback!
Post by: Mathman on May 06, 2003, 12:55:30 AM
Well, I found a new signature
Title: A few of the better ones
Post by: gofaster on May 06, 2003, 09:51:41 AM
warchild (1) Jun-30-99 18:36:48 PST  
 Praise: There's Charlie up ahead 2 clicks. I say we take 'em out. They won't expect it.

That's pretty good.

bishop1 (3) Jun-30-99 18:34:20 PST  
 Praise: Auctions are tools of the Devil. Raise your reserve before he bids on your soul!

That's even better.

dancer2 (12)  Jun-30-99 18:02:40 PST  
 Praise: Everybody have fun tonight!
 dancer (31)  Jun-30-99 18:02:25 PST  
 Praise: Everybody Wang Chung tonight!


A combo!

And the best one:

wifebeater (11)    Jun-28-99 23:52:43 PST  
 Praise: I am new in America! Thank you eBay for wonderful wife! I will beat her often!
 Response by wifebeater - You're Very Welcome.


Gotta admire a guy that can take a joke and dish one out himself!