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Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: GtoRA2 on May 06, 2003, 03:00:01 PM

Ok so Here is a funny site, but a guy named Tucker Max.

He is a Ashole.
He is prolly a drunk.
He is Funny as hell.

He has all kinds of funny and prolly true stories on his site.

The Site (http://tuckermax.com/bd.htm)

Read of few of the stories

Start with this one :
The most disturbing story ever. (http://tuckermax.com/Stories/conversation.htm)

Read this one, about Miss Vermont... You will laugh!! (http://tuckermax.com/Stories/missvermont.htm)

She is Sueing him over this, check out his boards.

Funny Stuff

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: Octavius on May 06, 2003, 03:28:06 PM

OH MAN!!! That story IS nuts.  Why write about it?!  



On second thought... he was at a gay bar... none of his straight friends were around to verify this.  Could be untrue?

Title: Oct
Post by: GtoRA2 on May 06, 2003, 03:30:24 PM

Still funny as hell true or not... lol


Did you read the mis vermont one?

This one is funny as hell as well, Spec forces guys! (http://www.tuckermax.com/Stories/absinthe.htm)

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: Makarov9 on May 06, 2003, 03:52:13 PM

Hmm, I wonder if Katy Johnson is still single?  :)

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: Octavius on May 06, 2003, 03:56:06 PM

:eek:

I love drive-through donut shops :D

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: udet on May 06, 2003, 04:31:23 PM

how come you can't access ANY pics from his site????

Title: Hmnm a few worked.
Post by: GtoRA2 on May 06, 2003, 04:40:36 PM

Some of his past girl friends worked and some didnt.

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: udet on May 06, 2003, 04:45:33 PM

well if he is the guy you can see on some background pics, he can get chicks easily :p

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: Makarov9 on May 06, 2003, 05:31:34 PM

Just read the Most Disturbing Conversation Ever (http://tuckermax.com/Stories/conversation.htm)  story. What a riot.

I went to Asia SF in San Fran a few months ago for a girl-friends birthday party. It's known for having drag-queens. The only thing is all the drag-queens are Asian dudes who look exactly like hot Asian chicks! It's amazing and scary at the same time.

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: Fatty on May 06, 2003, 06:15:32 PM

Sweet, I've got a new signature!

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: Animal on May 06, 2003, 10:08:33 PM

Tucker Max is definetly an all american super hero.

I worship him.

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: Sandman on May 06, 2003, 10:22:59 PM

Good gawd... this guy is a riot.

This is a good page too: http://tuckermax.com/Misc/bestquotes.html

Quote

“Even ugly girls smell good.”

-Scott Koehler

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: -tronski- on May 07, 2003, 12:15:08 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Makarov9
Hmm, I wonder if Katy Johnson is still single?  :)

She's not bad at all...I thought I'd hit paydirt on her website when i saw the Tissue Issues section :D

 Tronsky

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: rpm on May 07, 2003, 05:00:16 AM

This guy is a RIOT! Thanks for the link.




2:58: I come out of the bathroom and inform the line that “I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.”

Title: I have to admit, this guy is funny as hell.
Post by: GtoRA2 on May 07, 2003, 09:31:23 AM

My work productivity took a big hit the day I found the site...

lol

That Jesus quote is great, that story had me rolling on the floor!

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: Makarov9 on May 07, 2003, 09:37:01 AM

But this one totally sums up life:

Mark Twain once said, “Get out of my hotel room you stinking potato, and take your syphilis with you!”

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: Mr.H on May 07, 2003, 09:39:33 AM

Tronski,  is your sig line from Holly in Red Dwarf ?

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: Sandman on May 07, 2003, 11:29:55 PM

Quote

“The girls at law school are like parking spaces. The good ones are all taken, the bad ones are easy to get, and just when you find a good one that isn’t taken, it turns out to be handicapped.”

-TMax

Title: LOL
Post by: GtoRA2 on May 08, 2003, 09:39:53 AM

There is so much funny stuff on this guys page!

The qoutes lists is way funny!

The dog stories too.....

Quote

As you may know, our dog for a month, Marley, humps every dog that gets in his striking distance. At first this was embarrassing, but I've learned to live with it. Sometimes I can even have fun with it. For instance, instead of just profusely apologizing for Marley's humping, I've shifted the blame to others. Conversations now go like this:

"Gosh, I'm really sorry my dog keeps trying to hump your dog. He's normally never like this. Are you putting some kind of canine perfume on your dog?"

Or maybe like this:

"Maybe your dog is teasing mine. You ever think of that? Your dog does seem to be flaunting it's wares a little loosely. What does he expect, sashaying around the dog park like some sort of cheap doggy prostitute."

Some people laugh, others don't.  

Title: Funny Fing shi er stuff.
Post by: Sandman on June 02, 2003, 09:42:50 PM

Big news for Mr. Max.

http://www.boston.com/dailynews/153/region/Judge_orders_beauty_queen_s_na:.shtml