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Title: Famous last words
Post by: Ozark on May 06, 2003, 06:01:58 PM: Watch this!

Watch this... hey, hold my beer.

Unfortunately I can not totally agree with comrade Stalin.

Unfortunately I can not totally agree with Saddam Hussein.

Unfortunately I can not totally agree with Hitler.

Don't worry! I've done this a thousand times.

We have enough air.

I'm sure you can eat them.

Sure it's safe. I wired it up myself.

It's not loaded.

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

You and what army?

Oh look, it looks like a dolphin is swimming this way.

Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.

Don't worry, it's not used any more.

Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.

It's ok so long as you stay down-wind.

I thought it tasted rather strange.

Well I've never seen one that big.

Gee, what a cute little PitBull.

Gimmee a match. I think my gas tank is empty.

What? Your mother is going to stay another month?
Title: Famous last words
Post by: funkedup on May 06, 2003, 06:14:41 PM: Allahu Akbar!
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Dune on May 06, 2003, 06:18:43 PM: I told you all I was sick!

I expected this, but not so soon.

Where'd all those f#cking Indians come from? - Custer
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Hortlund on May 06, 2003, 06:35:18 PM: Why yes dear...now that you mention it, that dress does make you look just a little fa...
Title: Famous last words
Post by: CyranoAH on May 06, 2003, 06:47:54 PM: I think I'll cut the red wire.

Don't you love flying in clouds?

Hypoxia? What hypoxia, thads fod puszeessasdfds
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 06, 2003, 09:22:36 PM: My favorite is....

I drank what? - Socrates

Ack-Ack
Title: Famous last words
Post by: vorticon on May 06, 2003, 09:25:56 PM: lets go pet that blackbear cub-many silly japanese tourists
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Leslie on May 07, 2003, 03:18:57 AM: Most famous last words of all:

"OH CHIT!!!"

Les

:D
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Mini D on May 07, 2003, 03:23:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
My favorite is....

I drank what? - Socrates
Damn... I was going to post this. I hate it when someone steals a line from Real Genius befer I get the chance.

MiniD
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Saintaw on May 07, 2003, 03:41:08 AM: Straffo: go ahead, i'll cover your six.

:D
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Leslie on May 07, 2003, 03:44:36 AM: Hehe, Socrates would go to symposiums (drinking parties) and drink the other Greek philosophers under the table. He'd be the last man standing, and often go walking about looking at the stars. Some scholars even believe Socrates was such a superman, that he was possibly a character made up by Plato as a symbol of all that is good about man.

He knew about the hemlock, and drank it anyway, rather than recant his words and teachings. I believe he ordered it up for himself...so it was not an assasination in any way. Socrates other option was to go in exile.

Les
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Dowding on May 07, 2003, 04:12:33 AM: "Darling, it seems we've been invited to a dinner party at the Borgias! How delightful!"

Ok, not quite last words but pretty much, nearly, final.
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Sixpence on May 07, 2003, 05:34:55 AM: What the?............................. ......
Title: Famous last words
Post by: straffo on May 07, 2003, 06:03:55 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Saintaw
Straffo: go ahead, i'll cover your six.

:D

I'll just add : MERDEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXX X
to the list ;)
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Saintaw on May 07, 2003, 07:18:25 AM: :D
Title: Famous last words
Post by: rpm on May 07, 2003, 07:48:24 AM: Run along Baby, Time for Man Talk.
Title: Famous last words
Post by: AWMac on May 07, 2003, 07:57:10 AM: "Just don't pull the string...."

Ewwwwww......

:D
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Puke on May 07, 2003, 08:21:55 AM: "Why yes, Mr Dahmer, I'd love to come over for dinner."
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Curval on May 07, 2003, 08:44:13 AM: "The Romanians can hold the line"....General Paulus, upon learning that the Russians had begun Operation Uranus...the encirclement of the Stalingrad salient.
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Dingbat on May 07, 2003, 08:46:19 AM: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh
Title: Famous last words
Post by: funkedup on May 07, 2003, 09:23:38 AM: Mmmmmmmmmmm sushi!
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Leslie on May 07, 2003, 09:37:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
Mmmmmmmmmmm sushi!

Homer Simpson, King of the Hill, and Beavis and Butthead are not good rolemodels for you Funked.:D

Les

Except King of the Hill...that's a pretty good show.
Title: Famous last words
Post by: mosgood on May 07, 2003, 09:48:03 AM: "Don't worry. I'm on the pill":rolleyes:
Title: Famous last words
Post by: AWMac on May 07, 2003, 09:54:57 AM: Aha! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!

"Blue..... no, Green..Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... ....."

:D
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 07, 2003, 11:54:54 AM: "Dont worry, Ill pull out."
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Animal on May 07, 2003, 12:13:18 PM: "Relax, its just a flock of seagulls" - Radar operator stationed in Pearl Harbor
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Leslie on May 07, 2003, 01:57:13 PM: Phased array radar is extremely primitive, and dates back to the 30s. It is still used today on our most modern destroyers.

Les
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Wlfgng on May 07, 2003, 04:34:48 PM: "There are no American troops in Bahgdad..."

"There no WMD's in Iraq..."

"I'll never drink again..."

"I'd never do her..."
Title: Famous last words
Post by: AWMac on May 07, 2003, 04:47:50 PM: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/saddam_im.jpg (http://)

:D
Title: Famous last words
Post by: Shuckins on May 07, 2003, 05:19:37 PM: Yo Mama!

Regards, Shuckins
Title: Then there is
Post by: Syzygyone on May 07, 2003, 05:39:55 PM: Hey, what's this button do?
Title: Famous last words
Post by: snafu on May 07, 2003, 05:52:43 PM: I'll be vulcans wingman.

TTFN
snafu