Aces High Bulletin Board

General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mickey1992 on May 07, 2003, 09:02:55 AM

Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Mickey1992 on May 07, 2003, 09:02:55 AM
All of the old geezers are taking them!!! :mad:

I can't wait until I am old and rich, then I can hook up with a woman my current age. :)

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030507/capt.1052272439.tribeca_film_festival_nyr119.jpg)

(http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030507/i/1052311315.3355557975.jpg)

(http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030422/i/1051023555.3020390443.jpg)

(http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030506/i/1052242366.2818646092.jpg)
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: gofaster on May 07, 2003, 09:04:55 AM
This only goes to show that women aren't attracted to big muscles, but rather, big brains and big money.
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Mighty1 on May 07, 2003, 09:06:13 AM
To make things worse Tony Randall is gay!
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: straffo on May 07, 2003, 09:09:26 AM
I thought it was an advertisement campaign for the "ménage à trois" ;)
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Dowding on May 07, 2003, 09:13:08 AM
Those particular women are attracted to money, not neccessarily big brains.
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Mickey1992 on May 07, 2003, 09:17:06 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
Those particular women are attracted to money, not neccessarily big brains.


All but one of them already had money. :p
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Curval on May 07, 2003, 09:19:43 AM
Maybe those guys are "hung like horses"?

So fergetit Mickey..lol  :)  j/k
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Dowding on May 07, 2003, 09:21:02 AM
I'm talking money, money. Catherine Zeta Jones is a pauper compared to Douglas, same goes for that stick-insect Flockhart compared to Ford. :p
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: JB73 on May 07, 2003, 09:23:20 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
same goes for that stick-insect Flockhart...  
you dont find her atractive... guess what they been saying is true :rolleyes: :p
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Wlfgng on May 07, 2003, 09:40:44 AM
those aren't women.. cripes

those are toys
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: midnight Target on May 07, 2003, 09:43:07 AM
Trophies
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Dowding on May 07, 2003, 09:48:58 AM
lol

I'd be afraid of causing her grevious bodily harm if I held her hand, nevermind shag her.

Not my type at all, I like them slim, but lythe and athletic. And providing they are pretty, something to hold onto can be useful. ;)
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Dowding on May 07, 2003, 09:50:13 AM
Knuckle-what? No, it's ok. I understand. Ewww. :D
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Leslie on May 07, 2003, 09:52:58 AM
You can tell a lot about a woman by lookng in her eyes...

If they're blue, watch out...they dance like devils in the night.

Green eyes are even more dangerous!!!!


Brown eyed woman is the one for me.;)   Somehow they seem trustworthy, sincere, and honest.  Don't put up with no ****, and will let you know fast what the scene is.;)



Les
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Ripsnort on May 07, 2003, 10:06:47 AM
Kindness, a good sense of humor, understanding, listening skills, those all trumph $$ out with most women.
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Saintaw on May 07, 2003, 10:35:10 AM
#1 & #4 are ugly like cows. And yes, I'm talkin about the wimin!

Sheeesh...
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Wlfgng on May 07, 2003, 10:35:21 AM
lol    eye color

yeah that's a good indicator of what a woman is like..
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: GrimCO on May 07, 2003, 11:04:54 AM
Not sure about the brown eyed thing...

Was married to a latin woman for 7 years. Those eyes eventually looked like daggars... Just mean as hell... LOL

Married to a blonde, blue eyed one now...  Never been happier  :)
She's 8 years younger than I am too. I have to say it has it's merits.
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Sixpence on May 07, 2003, 11:11:11 AM
Never saw a bonde blue eyed sheep b4:p
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: GrimCO on May 07, 2003, 11:12:48 AM
LOL Sixpence

Not even a wolf in sheep's clothing?
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: JB73 on May 07, 2003, 11:18:37 AM
dont get me wrong ..... that was a stab at american society and their thoughts of beauty. ( also at dowding :) )

i think stick girl (too lazy to try and speel her name) is disgusting. the entire media is full of it too. there was a time i heard kate winslet being compared to the fat chick from wilson philips :confused: kate is total womanly beauty to me. zeta-jones has some great curves too. but now i am rambling about what i find attractive and that belongs in a different post or something LOL.

oh well my 2¢

Ps. GS how yas doing? i never heard why you not going to be flying for 2 weeks.... whats up? email me if you want.
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 07, 2003, 11:46:25 AM
Fool yourself all you want: there are three types of women in this world:

1.)  Care about money

2.)  Care about looks

3.)  Care about looks and money

If the "L" word is inserted somewhere in there, its just a bonus for them.

We really cant complain however, as there are also three types of men in this world:

1.)  Care about money

2.)  Care about looks

3.)  Care about looks and money

It kind of evens out.  If anyone tells you any different, they are either too idealistic or lying.
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: udet on May 07, 2003, 12:01:41 PM
when I get rich, I'll buy the Playboy mansion along with the playmates and after I am done doing all of them I'll have a big party for AH players-and you'll all get some:D
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: lazs2 on May 07, 2003, 12:16:26 PM
When you get to be my age, hopefully, you will have learned that good natured, kinky and clean are much more important than good looks in a woman.
lazs
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: JB73 on May 07, 2003, 12:18:12 PM
will do GS ... try and stay calm... hopefully AH will still be here when you get back (think about that LOL) :D
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Tumor on May 07, 2003, 12:22:09 PM
Quote
Originally posted by gofaster
This only goes to show that women aren't attracted to big muscles, but rather big brains and big money. [/B]


uhhh... you'll do just as good fat, ugly and rich.
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Wilfrid on May 07, 2003, 12:54:17 PM
Thats a real shame about Michael Douglas - when did he die? Still, you can do wonders with wax these days.
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Ripsnort on May 07, 2003, 12:57:29 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Fool yourself all you want: there are three types of women in this world:

1.)  Care about money

2.)  Care about looks

3.)  Care about looks and money

If the "L" word is inserted somewhere in there, its just a bonus for them.

We really cant complain however, as there are also three types of men in this world:

1.)  Care about money

2.)  Care about looks

3.)  Care about looks and money

It kind of evens out.  If anyone tells you any different, they are either too idealistic or lying.


BZZZZZ Wrong answer!

When I met my wife I drove a Datsun B210 with no reverse gear.

I had NO job (I was in between jobs)

I am ugly.

She's is beautiful, level headed person. Even after two kids, she's only about 10 lbs heavier than when I met her when she was 22 yrs. old.

So, it MUST be my "size" below the waist. :D:D:D
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Arfann on May 07, 2003, 01:24:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Kindness, a good sense of humor, understanding, listening skills, those all trumph $$ out with most women.


Riiight. Until some neanderthal drags 'em off behind the barn for some rough sex. Then they in loooooove.
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Wlfgng on May 07, 2003, 01:26:07 PM
Quote
good natured, kinky and clean


Lazs for president !!!!

---
it IS kinda weird seing Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta Jones walking together though..  but I easily overlook the oddity because Katherine is HOT and I quickly ignore the little dweeb beside her :)
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Dago on May 07, 2003, 01:45:20 PM
I suspect Micheal Douglas has spent about half his money on plastic surgery and botox.

dago
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Ripsnort on May 07, 2003, 01:53:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Arfann
Riiight. Until some neanderthal drags 'em off behind the barn for some rough sex. Then they in loooooove.


We'll have to teach you liberals how to be optimistic! ;)
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Zigrat on May 07, 2003, 05:07:31 PM
dude who cares he gets to screw catherine zeta jones. did you see entrapment? when i am 60 if i am hitting that **** i will think i've gone to heaven
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Wlfgng on May 07, 2003, 05:20:16 PM
saw them at a concert here last summer...
she's more stunning in person than in film.. H     O     T
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: midnight Target on May 07, 2003, 06:36:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
When you get to be my age, hopefully, you will have learned that good natured, kinky and clean are much more important than good looks in a woman.
lazs


Amen!

The Ex was a runner up Miss Raging Waters.... 10 years of good looking HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: GrimCO on May 08, 2003, 08:51:42 AM
Man, from reading these posts, I must be the luckiest guy in the world!

I'm not rich, kinda ugly I suppose, in good shape, but not a muscle head. My wife is absolutely beautiful, doesn't give two craps about money, and is just as "amorous" as I am shall we say.

I've always wanted to own a classic car. She told me to buy it.
She lets me play AH without complaint :)
Never has a "headache".
Let's me grab wheelies on my motorcycle while she's on the back :)
We'll occasionally go to a stip club TOGETHER.
She's like my best friend (old cliche, but absolutely true).

I guess I'm just one lucky SOB.
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 08, 2003, 08:59:35 AM
Grim, I'd like to say "hang on to that one" but I cant until I have further information... like cup size.  :D
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: lazs2 on May 08, 2003, 09:00:09 AM
congrats grimm... my first wife was like that for quite a while.  You should do that while you are young.
lazs
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: GrimCO on May 08, 2003, 09:04:38 AM
Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
congrats grimm... my first wife was like that for quite a while.  You should do that while you are young.
lazs


Well I'm 35... Suppose thats still pretty young. Although I don't heal quite as fast as I did when I was 18... LOL
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: GrimCO on May 08, 2003, 09:06:07 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Grim, I'd like to say "hang on to that one" but I cant until I have further information... like cup size.  :D


LOL Saur,

I have to admit if I gave out my wife's cup size on here, I'd feel like a total moron. Suffice it to say I like em. I like em a lot! LOL
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: boxboy28 on May 08, 2003, 09:30:24 AM
But Grimm the question is, is she BI? she like to share her women with you?

:D
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Mickey1992 on June 26, 2003, 12:53:26 PM
Add Kevin Costner to the list.  Bastards!!

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030626/capt.1056648098.people_costner_la101.jpg)
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: udet on June 26, 2003, 04:20:05 PM
go beat him up and take his woman!
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: XNachoX on June 26, 2003, 04:49:15 PM
Money, it's a crime
share it fairlybut don't take a slice of my pie
Money, so they say
is the root of all evil today
but if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away, away, away
__________________
(http://r1329776.hostultra.com/images/nachosig.jpg)
Misty tales and poems lost
All the bliss and beauty will be gone
Will my weary soul find release for a while
At the moment of death I will smile
It's the triumph of shame and disease
In the end Iliad

4,/JG 53  (http://bellsouthpwp.net/w/o/wotans/4JG53/
)
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: Wlfgng on June 26, 2003, 05:27:55 PM
he parades her around town.. wouldn't you?
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: bounder on June 27, 2003, 05:10:34 AM
Quote
Originally posted by JB73
you dont find her atractive... guess what they been saying is true :rolleyes: :p

Callista FLockhart is only beautiful if you happen to be a chrononecrophiliac...
Title: Why there are no single women my age
Post by: JB73 on June 27, 2003, 05:55:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by bounder
Callista FLockhart is only beautiful if you happen to be a chrononecrophiliac...
sry for mis understanding.. i was poking fun at Dowding :D i think Clista flockhart is disgusting looking personally... a pencil has more of a womanly figure.