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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Raubvogel on May 10, 2003, 12:30:18 AM
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"It's almost like we have ESPN."
-Magic Johnson, on how well he and James Worthy work together
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."
-Charles Shackleford of the NCSU basketball team
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
-Jason Kidd
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
-Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982
"Play some Picasso."
-Former New Jersey Net Chris Morris, to a piano player at a hotel bar while trying to impress a date.
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
-Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
Lots more great words of wisdom here: http://www.sportshollywood.com/dumbquotes.html
Good for a laugh. Thank goodness they don't get paid for their intelligence.
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"He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think."
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You'd need a whole thread for Yogi Berra alone.
"That restaraunt has gotten so crowded that nobody goes there anymore" is still his alltime classic.
MiniD
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"They X-rayed my head and found nothing" Dizzy Dean
Need another thread for the Cardinals pitcher / Play by Play man
"He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think."
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
"He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think."
The next line was, "It's in the hole!" :)
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It hit a sprinkler head and got a good bounce!
Could have sworn he hit it in with an eight iron....
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
It hit a sprinkler head and got a good bounce!
Could have sworn he hit it in with an eight iron....
Mea culpa, I was wrong.
first shot, from 455 yds, 2 Iron (the 2 Iron went 105 yds)
2nd Shot, from 350 yds, 5 Iron (the 5 iron went 155 yds)
3rd Shot, from 195 yds, a 9 Iron.
http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds.html (http://)
116.wav "the entire cinderella story".
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Mea culpa, I was wrong.
As was I. LOL... :D
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"Its like deja' vu all over again" - Yogi Berra
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kevin keegan "i'd love it if we beat them!"
(gotta be british to appreciate this one)
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Might be an urban legend but apparently one commentator at a snooker match once said.
"For those of you with Black & White Televisions, the blue ball is behind the pink".
TTFN
snafu
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Yogi Classics (http://rinkworks.com/said/yogiberra.shtml)
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
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There are some really good football (soccer) ones out there.
some funny ones here (http://www.sports-quotes.com/soccer/)
Here's another from keegan- "I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again."
There are quite a few out there from ron atkinson too such as this one "Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning."
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arrghhh!!! i HATE ron atkinson
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Yogi is definitely the undisputed heavyweight champ of quotes...
My favorite one is from his coaching days...
"Alright guys, pair up in threes."
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Yogi was a genius.
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
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Dizzy Dean "It ain't braggin' if you done it!"