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Title: "Creative" names
Post by: GrimCO on May 13, 2003, 08:38:39 AM
After reading a post by Holden McGroin, I was wondering who else knows some "creative" names. Yes it's juvenile. I suppose I'll never grow up... hehe

Here's a few I have...  I'll start with the obvious one.

Mike Hunt
Ilene Dover

Stu Pidasso (I wore this one as a nametag at a trade show, and not a single person caught on)

Phil McKrakken
Seymore Butts
Dick Hertz
Barry McCokkiner
Title: Re: "Creative" names
Post by: gofaster on May 13, 2003, 08:41:54 AM
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Originally posted by GrimCO
Ilene Dover
and her brother Ben.
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: ra on May 13, 2003, 08:48:09 AM
Hugh Johnson.
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Post by: AWMac on May 13, 2003, 08:51:21 AM
Deenda Maddick


:D
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Post by: AWMac on May 13, 2003, 08:52:38 AM
Master Bates


:eek:


:D
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: Airhead on May 13, 2003, 09:03:12 AM
Haywood Jablome
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Post by: Leslie on May 13, 2003, 09:04:16 AM
Creative book titles:

1.  Under the Grandstand  by Seymore Butts

2.  Fifty yards to the outhouse  by Willie Maket

3.  A Tiger in the Bed  by Claude Balls

4.  A hole in the mattress  by Mr. Completely

5.  A spot on the wall  by famous Chinese author Who Flung Dung



Les:)
Title: Well, theres .....
Post by: Syzygyone on May 13, 2003, 09:07:47 AM
Chuck Wagon
I.P Freely
Dick Dragon

Sheesh; I quit giggling at these in the 2nd grade.  
:D :D
Title: Two elementary school jokes that come to mind...
Post by: gofaster on May 13, 2003, 09:09:50 AM
"Yellow River" by I.P. Daley

"Parachuting 101" by Hugo First
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: mjolnir on May 13, 2003, 09:49:55 AM
Don't you people watch the Simpsons?  So many good prank calls to Moe's....


Amanda Hugginkiss

Ivana Tinkle

Been a while since I've seen it myself, those are the only ones I remember right now.
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: Octavius on May 13, 2003, 09:54:36 AM
Dixie Normus!

or

Dick C. Normus!
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: AKIron on May 13, 2003, 09:55:05 AM
Mike Hocksbig
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: Airhead on May 13, 2003, 10:45:50 AM
I don't know if it's the names that's making me chuckle or knowing it's grown adults posting them. :D
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: AKIron on May 13, 2003, 11:00:54 AM
My sister-in-law swears she went to school with a couple of kids named:

lemonjello (http://www.inettek.com/stuff/lemonjello.wav)

and

orangejello (http://www.inettek.com/stuff/orangejello.wav)


(click to hear pronunciation)
Title: Dowding says:
Post by: Syzygyone on May 13, 2003, 11:15:06 AM
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Originally posted by AKIron
My sister-in-law swears she went to school with a couple of kids named:

lemonjello (http://www.inettek.com/stuff/lemonjello.wav)

and

orangejello (http://www.inettek.com/stuff/orangejello.wav)


(click to hear pronunciation)


You have a very sexy deep voice
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: AKIron on May 13, 2003, 11:26:45 AM
LOL :D
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: funkedup on May 13, 2003, 12:52:24 PM
Ivanna Kutcherpekarov
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: funkedup on May 13, 2003, 12:53:19 PM
Hugh Jass
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Post by: Ripsnort on May 13, 2003, 12:54:27 PM
Hugh Jardon
Ivana Tinkle
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Post by: Dingbat on May 13, 2003, 01:13:59 PM
Harry Wood (my Brother)
Peter Wood(me)
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: hawk220 on May 13, 2003, 01:18:58 PM
Rod Gozinya and his cousin Rod Gozupya
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: Airhead on May 13, 2003, 01:21:13 PM
When my daughter was in first grade she had twin classmates named Propecia and Paprika. I don't think the mother was aware she'd named her daughters after a baldness cure and a spice and I didn't have the heart to tell her.

Remembering that is depressing.
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: RedDg on May 13, 2003, 01:35:44 PM
Wilma Fingerdoo    :D
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Post by: udet on May 13, 2003, 01:45:39 PM
Connie Lingus
Gabe Asher
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Post by: Wanker on May 13, 2003, 02:25:16 PM
Hugh G. Rection

Kamaniwanna Laya
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Post by: Curval on May 13, 2003, 02:29:44 PM
banana Johnson:)
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Post by: Dingbat on May 13, 2003, 02:42:36 PM
Jack Kinopf
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on May 13, 2003, 02:52:35 PM
Jack Mehoff

Homer Sexual (from the Simpsons)
-SW
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Post by: -ammo- on May 13, 2003, 03:10:53 PM
L. E. Fant

Pearly Gates , I knew this guy.
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Post by: SirLoin on May 13, 2003, 03:12:52 PM
Mr P. Niss
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Post by: AWMac on May 13, 2003, 03:15:10 PM
Nothing like a good Dickens Cider.


:D
Title: Best!
Post by: Syzygyone on May 13, 2003, 03:17:14 PM
Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
Ivanna Kutcherpekarov


ROFLMAO, that's the only one that mad me laugh,

:D :D

Kind of like:

Anna Onnatop (James Bond)
Or
Lotta studmuffinina (Autin Powers)
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: Tarmac on May 13, 2003, 04:25:50 PM
Went to high school with a guy named Mike Auch.  Last name pronounced "Ock."
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: GrimCO on May 13, 2003, 04:27:14 PM
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Originally posted by Airhead
I don't know if it's the names that's making me chuckle or knowing it's grown adults posting them. :D


LMAO Airhead.

Admittedly, I still laugh at things like breaking a stink bomb at a store in the mall. And I'm 35.... LOL

Thanks for the replies folks... Keep em coming! Simple minded me is still laughing!

Here's a couple more...

Rush to the outhouse by Willie Makit (someone already posted this one.)
It's narrated by Betty Wont

Chinese book "Three Tracks in the Snow" by Won Hung Lo

Didn't Rabbi Kucherpekerov do circumcisions?

A pair of interior designers: Kurt n Rod
Title: Re: "Creative" names
Post by: Holden McGroin on May 13, 2003, 10:11:11 PM
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Originally posted by GrimCO
After reading a post by Holden McGroin, I was wondering who else knows some "creative" names.


Wha choo talkin 'bout Willis?  Makin fun of my name huh?  My brother, the famous investor, S. Kratchin, is talkin to his lawyer.
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: GrimCO on May 13, 2003, 10:15:12 PM
Sure hope he doesn't consult I.P. Daley on this matter!
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Post by: Holden McGroin on May 13, 2003, 10:24:37 PM
He has Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe on retainer.  

(Thanks Click and Clack)
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: GrimCO on May 13, 2003, 10:25:44 PM
LMAO
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: rc51 on May 13, 2003, 10:57:14 PM
Buster Hymen.
Of the 50s rock group Buster Hymen and the penetrators.
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: rpm on May 13, 2003, 11:22:03 PM
Famous Optical Surgeon Dr. I.C. Spahtz :eek:
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: vorticon on May 14, 2003, 08:47:41 AM
mr luis pandshandler will see you know


(pronounced loo)...name of a bum i met once...
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: Hang82 on May 18, 2003, 10:06:32 PM
Adolph Aulderbush
Title: Re: Well, theres .....
Post by: Goldie Shower on May 18, 2003, 10:29:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Syzygyone
Chuck Wagon
I.P Freely
Dick Dragon

Sheesh; I quit giggling at these in the 2nd grade.  
:D :D


That's not funny young man!! :mad:
I know I.P. Freely very well! :mad:
I have you to know that he graduated mighty come lordy!
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: I. P. Freely on May 18, 2003, 10:58:15 PM
Goldie honey,

That’s “Magna cum laude”, dear.

Call me.
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: MrBill on May 19, 2003, 09:21:34 AM
Actually went to high school with Jack and Peter Raybit. They were twins, guess what their sister Bonnie was nicknamed.  Also had a Jack Frost.
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: boxboy28 on May 19, 2003, 09:25:43 AM
Anita Dickencider
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Post by: rogwar on May 19, 2003, 10:56:10 AM
How about this one? It makes a little more sense in England.

Wayne King
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Post by: Corwin on May 19, 2003, 01:16:18 PM
The queer irish cousins:

Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

:D
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: GrimCO on May 19, 2003, 03:39:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hang82
Adolph Aulderbush


LMAO...

THAT's a funny one :)
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: RightF00T on May 19, 2003, 03:54:18 PM
Law Associates Ben Dover and C. Howett Pheels
Title: "Creative" names
Post by: GrimCO on May 19, 2003, 03:57:13 PM
There's a gynocologist here in Palm Beach named Dr. Feeley.

Honest to God