Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: medicboy on May 15, 2003, 09:51:53 PM
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For those of you who watch what you eat...here's the final word on
>nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
>conflicting medical studies (and Chris it has nothing to do with your
>Krispy Kreme donuts).
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>1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer few heart attacks than the
>British or Americans.
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>2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer few heart attacks than the
>British or Americans.
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>3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer few heart attacks
>than the British or Americans.
>
>4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer few heart
>attacks than the British or Americans.
>
>5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
>suffer few heart attacks than the British or Americans.
>
>CONCLUSION:
>
>Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
>you.