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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Pfunk on May 19, 2003, 02:25:42 PM
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fork
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you.
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(http://www.cs.rose-hulman.edu/~stinerkt/tickicons/tickspoon1i.jpg)
SPOON!
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FORKING SPOON
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I prefer the KFC "Spork." It just makes the potatos taste better.
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"Ask not what the Fork can do for you...."
:D
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If you come to a Fork in the road...
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Originally posted by JimBear
If you come to a Fork in the road...
take it.
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and wash it
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or eat dirty
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underwear, and sleep
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with the fishes!!!
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Huh?
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Use the Fork, Luke.
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there is no fork
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a fork saved is a fork earned
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[Darth Vader Voice]
Luke, I am your fork
[/Darth Vader Voice]
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[Jack Nickolson Voice]
You can't handle the Fork
[/Jack Nickolson Voice]
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[Lee Remy Voice]
I will rip your head off and skull-fork you
[/Lee Remy Voice]
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[Spock Voice]
Live long and fork as often as you can
[/Spock Voice]
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Fork Score and seven years ago...
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[Fork Voice]
That's Mister Fork to you
[/Fork Voice]
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What the fork is all this about? And where is Spatula in moments like this ???
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Your one Clueless Fork!
:D
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Pretend to eat with spoon in front of the enemy. Stick fork in his back when he attacks.
-Sun Zoo
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Sun Tzu.... fork nut.
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Originally posted by Pfunk
fork
My reply will depend on what kind of Pfork.
Dinner Pfork
Salad Pfork
Desert Pfork
Crab Pfork
Tuning Pfork
Please be more specific with your Pforking troll!
Ahahahahahah:D :D :D
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I heard the fork ran off with the spoon. What a slut. Perhaps he has even sunk to the depths of the FDB's
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It is impossible to bend the fork.... better to bend yourself by concentrating on the truth Neo.
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Sun Tzu.... fork nut.
Actually, it was Sun (ny day for the) Zoo I was quoting, distant relative of Sun (need my sunglasses) Tzu Bright.
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Originally posted by Syzygyone
My reply will depend on what kind of Pfork.
Dinner Pfork
Salad Pfork
Desert Pfork
Crab Pfork
Tuning Pfork
Please be more specific with your Pforking troll!
Ahahahahahah:D :D :D
wtf ???
you forgot the essential :
snail fork and cheese fork !
bloody uneducated ameruuucan !!! ;)
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Originally posted by straffo
wtf ???
you forgot the essential :
snail fork and cheese fork !
bloody uneducated ameruuucan !!! ;)
Well, I don't eat slimey snails and actually that's the same as a Crab Fork anyway so I got that covered, and since the whole French thing, I have no need for a cheese fork or Frenchie fondue kaakaa!.:eek: :eek:
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Originally posted by Syzygyone
Well, I don't eat slimey snails and actually that's the same as a Crab Fork anyway so I got that covered, and since the whole French thing, I have no need for a cheese fork or Frenchie fondue kaakaa!.:eek: :eek:
You still can have swiss fondue ;)
Btw I know of 2 different of crab fork and none resemble a snail fork :D
PS : you forgot the Oyster fork too :P
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Originally posted by straffo
You still can have swiss fondue ;)
Btw I know of 2 different of crab fork and none resemble a snail fork :D
PS : you forgot the Oyster fork too :P
Well I'll b e pforked! If you keep your eyes open, you can learn something new every day. I know about Oyster knives but not pforks!
Please submit pitcures of two types of cab forks and Oyster fork.
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You guys quit forking around.
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The fork is not a threat to the free world it's just plane redikulousness
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Do not try and bend the fork. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth. That there is no fork!
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I've said it tine and tine again, there is NO fork monster.
And the spoon is STILL a slut!
:D
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Originally posted by Spooky
The fork is not a threat to the free world it's just plane redikulousness
(http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=1748&dateline=1053448855)
Hey, I've seen this pic somewhere before :)
(http://www.raf303.org/mietla/froggie.jpg)
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Oh man that Biotch forked me good.
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(http://www.amgmedia.com/freephotos/fork.jpg)
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Beef..
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I find the flippant attitude towards forks in this thread to be a sad statement about humanity.
Let me tell you about what forks (or more to the point... a fork) mean to me:
I remember the foster care agent that dropped me off at my new home. He had a red mustang convertible that was very new and very neat... especially to someone 1 year old. All I had with me was a small bag with some clothes, a blanket and a fork that my mother had given me to remember her by.
As I turned 2, I realized that blankets were for babies and I had no need for them. I'd also grown out of all those stuffy 1 year old clothes. All I had left was my fork. My parents insisted I was too young to have a fork, so they kept it for me on the mantle until they thought I was old enough to have it for myself. Up there it stayed, a tribute to a year in my life that I could barely remember. I'd sit for hours staring up at my fork and trying to remember any little thing from that first year. Something that would help me remember my mother. The fork enabled me to remember every little detail.
Finally, when I turned 5, my foster parents decided that it was time to take my fork down from the mantle and entrust it to my safekeeping. It was the highlight of my childhood. I used the fork for everything... eating breakfast, lunch and dinner... combing my hair... cleaning up my room... whatever. It went wherever I did and it participated in whatever I was participating in. At night, I'd place it on my dresser and stare at it until I fell asleep.
As I grew older, the fork became less and less of a comfort. I believed that the fork actually began to mock me and my need for it. The fork and I shared a tumultuous adolescense together, but feelings ran deep and we made it through together.
Unfortunately, adult life was another story. Girlfriends didn't understand my love for my fork and it acted as a wedge for several relationships. Often, I'd think the fork was devising ways to doom me and my relationships. It began to grate on me. Besides, what kind of a grown man relies on a fork for comfort. Finally, on my 24th birthday, I'd had enough. The fork had just driven another girl away and I was done with it. As I was driving home from the breakup, I threw the fork out the car window. It struck someone in the shoulder and stuck... I could hear their screams as I drove away. Once I got home, and thought about what I'd done, I realized I'd made a mistake. I tried to go back to the spot where I threw the fork out the window and look for it, or for a blood trail... anything that would help me find it. But I couldn't find a single trace of it.
To this day, I regret losing that fork.
So... make fun of forks all you want. I suppose its easy to do when a fork never really meant that much to you. But I'll always have the memory of my fork, and I'll always have a respect for all forks as a result.
MiniD
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Originally posted by mietla
[Hey, I've seen this pic somewhere before :)
Definitely Avatar material! I had to borrow it !
hope you don't mind ;)
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Not at all, wear it proud!
P.S. I stole it too, so do not feel guilty. Just wanted to show the full glory of it.
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Originally posted by Syzygyone
Well I'll b e pforked! If you keep your eyes open, you can learn something new every day. I know about Oyster knives but not pforks!
Please submit pitcures of two types of cab forks and Oyster fork.
You'll have to wait 1/2 day I've to buy a numeric :)
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Straffito de base, t'as reçu mon mail ?
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De quel mail tu parles Nestor ?
Si tu parles du msg C6 j'ai recu mais j'étais omw to mon lit ;)
et là je viens juste de me lever (vive les vacances :D)
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It takes a big fork to cry, but it takes a bigger fork to laugh at that fork.
SOB
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Originally posted by straffo
De quel mail tu parles Nestor ?
C bien ça ! ;)
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Sorry for the private chatter guys, but private messaging is disabled on this BBS !
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Originally posted by Mini D
I find the flippant attitude towards forks in this thread to be a sad statement about humanity.
Let me tell you about what forks (or more to the point... a fork) mean to me:
etc etc
MiniD
Mini, I know we don't see pfork to pfork on a lot of issues, but the above repfernced post has really increase my respect and admiration pfor you.
Now, when I read your propfoundly pfumblingly pfrankly pforked demented deliterious diatribes, I can attribute them to the constant torment you continuously pfeel over your cold and cruel de-pforkification. Moreover, your pformer post explains a lot about your multi-pforked and pforked-tongued world view. There aren't just two sides to a story, as there would be with a simple knife or a spoon. NO! We all now clearly see that MIniD can see not just two, but three or pfour or pfive sides of the every story, depending on the style of pfork under discussion.
Pforkunately pfor all of us pforkless pfools, MiniD has shed the light of day on a heretopfore unaccknowledged problem in Amurica today, one that is only spoken of in hushed tones and behind closed doors. Pfork abuse! Yes, I sad it out loud. PFORK ABUSE!. Pfinally, pfamilies in Amurcia can bring their dark secrets on into the open and seek propfessional help to end the growing scourge of pforkless pforking pforkiness!
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Actually Mini, that post was a 10!
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Mini that was such a touching story....*dabs a tear from eye* I feel your pain. :(
May the Fork be with you.
:D
Absolutely a 10 !