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Title: fork
Post by: Pfunk on May 19, 2003, 02:25:42 PM
fork
Title: fork
Post by: ra on May 19, 2003, 02:29:11 PM
you.
Title: fork
Post by: Dune on May 19, 2003, 02:29:35 PM
(http://www.cs.rose-hulman.edu/~stinerkt/tickicons/tickspoon1i.jpg)

SPOON!
Title: fork
Post by: Curval on May 19, 2003, 02:31:29 PM
FORKING SPOON
Title: fork
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 19, 2003, 02:53:40 PM
I prefer the KFC "Spork."  It just makes the potatos taste better.
Title: fork
Post by: AWMac on May 19, 2003, 02:55:46 PM
"Ask not what the Fork can do for you...."


:D
Title: fork
Post by: JimBear on May 19, 2003, 02:56:24 PM
If you come to a Fork in the road...
Title: fork
Post by: john9001 on May 19, 2003, 03:01:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JimBear
If you come to a Fork in the road...

take it.
Title: fork
Post by: Ozark on May 19, 2003, 03:06:14 PM
and wash it
Title: fork
Post by: Octavius on May 19, 2003, 03:08:19 PM
or eat dirty
Title: fork
Post by: Wanker on May 19, 2003, 03:11:35 PM
underwear, and sleep
Title: fork
Post by: Octavius on May 19, 2003, 03:13:22 PM
with the fishes!!!
Title: fork
Post by: Mister Fork on May 19, 2003, 03:20:36 PM
Huh?
Title: fork
Post by: funkedup on May 19, 2003, 07:00:25 PM
Use the Fork, Luke.
Title: fork
Post by: AKIron on May 19, 2003, 07:01:49 PM
there is no fork
Title: fork
Post by: Drunky on May 19, 2003, 07:58:54 PM
a fork saved is a fork earned
Title: fork
Post by: Drunky on May 19, 2003, 07:59:46 PM
[Darth Vader Voice]

Luke, I am your fork

[/Darth Vader Voice]
Title: fork
Post by: Drunky on May 19, 2003, 08:01:56 PM
[Jack Nickolson Voice]

You can't handle the Fork

[/Jack Nickolson Voice]
Title: fork
Post by: Drunky on May 19, 2003, 08:04:18 PM
[Lee Remy Voice]

I will rip your head off and skull-fork you

[/Lee Remy Voice]
Title: fork
Post by: Drunky on May 19, 2003, 08:05:11 PM
[Spock Voice]

Live long and fork as often as you can

[/Spock Voice]
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Post by: hawk220 on May 19, 2003, 08:20:46 PM
Fork Score and seven years ago...
Title: fork
Post by: Drunky on May 19, 2003, 08:55:14 PM
[Fork Voice]

That's Mister Fork to you

[/Fork Voice]
Title: fork
Post by: Saintaw on May 20, 2003, 02:48:02 AM
What the fork is all this about? And where is Spatula in moments like this ???
Title: fork
Post by: AWMac on May 20, 2003, 08:02:56 AM
Your one Clueless Fork!


:D
Title: fork
Post by: AKIron on May 20, 2003, 08:20:54 AM
Pretend to eat with spoon in front of the enemy. Stick fork in his back when he attacks.

-Sun Zoo
Title: fork
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 20, 2003, 09:20:28 AM
Sun Tzu.... fork nut.
Title: It Depends
Post by: Syzygyone on May 20, 2003, 09:23:38 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Pfunk
fork



My reply will depend on what kind of Pfork.

Dinner Pfork
Salad Pfork
Desert Pfork
Crab Pfork
Tuning Pfork


Please be more specific with your Pforking troll!


Ahahahahahah:D :D :D
Title: fork
Post by: Maverick on May 20, 2003, 10:00:44 AM
I heard the fork ran off with the spoon. What a slut. Perhaps he has even sunk to the depths of the FDB's
Title: fork
Post by: midnight Target on May 20, 2003, 10:02:36 AM
It is impossible to bend the fork.... better to bend yourself by concentrating on the truth Neo.
Title: fork
Post by: AKIron on May 20, 2003, 10:05:14 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Sun Tzu.... fork nut.


Actually, it was Sun (ny day for the) Zoo I was quoting, distant relative of Sun (need my sunglasses) Tzu Bright.
Title: Re: It Depends
Post by: straffo on May 20, 2003, 10:12:27 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Syzygyone
My reply will depend on what kind of Pfork.

Dinner Pfork
Salad Pfork
Desert Pfork
Crab Pfork
Tuning Pfork


Please be more specific with your Pforking troll!


Ahahahahahah:D :D :D


wtf ???

you forgot the essential :
snail fork and cheese fork !

bloody uneducated ameruuucan !!! ;)
Title: Re: Re: It Depends
Post by: Syzygyone on May 20, 2003, 10:22:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by straffo
wtf ???

you forgot the essential :
snail fork and cheese fork !

bloody uneducated ameruuucan !!! ;)

Well, I don't eat slimey snails and actually that's the same as a Crab Fork anyway so I got that covered, and since the whole French thing, I have no need for a cheese fork or Frenchie fondue kaakaa!.:eek: :eek:
Title: Re: Re: Re: It Depends
Post by: straffo on May 20, 2003, 10:31:52 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Syzygyone
Well, I don't eat slimey snails and actually that's the same as a Crab Fork anyway so I got that covered, and since the whole French thing, I have no need for a cheese fork or Frenchie fondue kaakaa!.:eek: :eek:


You still can have swiss fondue ;)
Btw I know of 2 different of crab fork and none resemble a snail fork :D

PS : you forgot the Oyster fork too :P
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: It Depends
Post by: Syzygyone on May 20, 2003, 11:09:57 AM
Quote
Originally posted by straffo
You still can have swiss fondue ;)
Btw I know of 2 different of crab fork and none resemble a snail fork :D

PS : you forgot the Oyster fork too :P


Well I'll b e pforked!  If you keep your eyes open, you can learn something new every day.  I know about Oyster knives but not pforks!
Please submit pitcures of two types of cab forks and Oyster fork.
Title: fork
Post by: Skuzzy on May 20, 2003, 11:12:52 AM
You guys quit forking around.
Title: fork
Post by: Spooky on May 20, 2003, 11:19:06 AM
The fork is not a threat to the free world it's just plane redikulousness
Title: fork
Post by: Furball on May 20, 2003, 11:27:17 AM
Do not try and bend the fork. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth. That there is no fork!
Title: fork
Post by: Maverick on May 20, 2003, 11:50:27 PM
I've said it tine and tine again, there is NO fork monster.











And the spoon is STILL a slut!

:D
Title: fork
Post by: mietla on May 21, 2003, 12:26:19 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Spooky
The fork is not a threat to the free world it's just plane redikulousness





(http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=1748&dateline=1053448855)
Hey, I've seen this pic somewhere before :)

(http://www.raf303.org/mietla/froggie.jpg)
Title: fork
Post by: icemaw on May 21, 2003, 12:50:22 AM
Oh man that Biotch forked me good.
Title: fork
Post by: Animal on May 21, 2003, 01:17:30 AM
(http://www.amgmedia.com/freephotos/fork.jpg)
Title: fork
Post by: SirLoin on May 21, 2003, 02:00:03 AM
Beef..
Title: fork
Post by: Mini D on May 21, 2003, 02:21:05 AM
I find the flippant attitude towards forks in this thread to be a sad statement about humanity.

Let me tell you about what forks (or more to the point... a fork) mean to me:

I remember the foster care agent that dropped me off at my new home.  He had a red mustang convertible that was very new and very neat... especially to someone 1 year old.  All I had with me was a small bag with some clothes, a blanket and a fork that my mother had given me to remember her by.

As I turned 2, I realized that blankets were for babies and I had no need for them.  I'd also grown out of all those stuffy 1 year old clothes.  All I had left was my fork.  My parents insisted I was too young to have a fork, so they kept it for me on the mantle until they thought I was old enough to have it for myself.  Up there it stayed, a tribute to a year in my life that I could barely remember.  I'd sit for hours staring up at my fork and trying to remember any little thing from that first year.  Something that would help me remember my mother.  The fork enabled me to remember every little detail.

Finally, when I turned 5, my foster parents decided that it was time to take my fork down from the mantle and entrust it to my safekeeping.  It was the highlight of my childhood.  I used the fork for everything... eating breakfast, lunch and dinner... combing my hair... cleaning up my room... whatever.  It went wherever I did and it participated in whatever I was participating in.   At night, I'd place it on my dresser and stare at it until I fell asleep.

As I grew older, the fork became less and less of a comfort.  I believed that the fork actually began to mock me and my need for it.  The fork and I shared a tumultuous adolescense together, but feelings ran deep and we made it through together.

Unfortunately, adult life was another story.  Girlfriends didn't understand my love for my fork and it acted as a wedge for several relationships.  Often, I'd think the fork was devising ways to doom me and my relationships.  It began to grate on me.  Besides, what kind of a grown man relies on a fork for comfort.  Finally, on my 24th birthday, I'd had enough.  The fork had just driven another girl away and I was done with it.  As I was driving home from the breakup, I threw the fork out the car window.  It struck someone in the shoulder and stuck... I could hear their screams as I drove away.  Once I got home, and thought about what I'd done, I realized I'd made a mistake.  I tried to go back to the spot where I threw the fork out the window and look for it, or for a blood trail... anything that would help me find it.  But I couldn't find a single trace of it.

To this day, I regret losing that fork.

So... make fun of forks all you want.  I suppose its easy to do when a fork never really meant that much to you.  But I'll always have the memory of my fork, and I'll always have a respect for all forks as a result.

MiniD
Title: fork
Post by: Spooky on May 21, 2003, 02:56:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by mietla
[Hey, I've seen this pic somewhere before :)



Definitely Avatar material! I had to borrow it !

hope you don't mind ;)
Title: fork
Post by: mietla on May 21, 2003, 03:29:38 AM
Not at all, wear it proud!
P.S. I stole it too, so do not feel guilty. Just wanted to show the full glory of it.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: It Depends
Post by: straffo on May 21, 2003, 03:54:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Syzygyone
Well I'll b e pforked!  If you keep your eyes open, you can learn something new every day.  I know about Oyster knives but not pforks!
Please submit pitcures of two types of cab forks and Oyster fork.


You'll have to wait 1/2 day I've to buy a numeric :)
Title: fork
Post by: Spooky on May 21, 2003, 03:58:45 AM
Straffito de base, t'as reçu mon mail ?
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Post by: straffo on May 21, 2003, 04:06:33 AM
De quel mail tu parles Nestor ?


Si tu parles du msg C6 j'ai recu mais j'étais omw to mon lit ;)
et là je viens juste de me lever (vive les vacances :D)
Title: fork
Post by: SOB on May 21, 2003, 04:21:50 AM
It takes a big fork to cry, but it takes a bigger fork to laugh at that fork.


SOB
Title: fork
Post by: Spooky on May 21, 2003, 04:21:51 AM
Quote
Originally posted by straffo
De quel mail tu parles Nestor ?


C bien ça ! ;)

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Title: WOW!
Post by: Syzygyone on May 21, 2003, 10:05:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
I find the flippant attitude towards forks in this thread to be a sad statement about humanity.

Let me tell you about what forks (or more to the point... a fork) mean to me:

 etc etc

MiniD


Mini, I know we don't see pfork to pfork on a lot of issues, but the above repfernced post has really increase my respect and admiration pfor you.

Now, when I read your propfoundly pfumblingly pfrankly pforked demented deliterious diatribes, I can attribute them to the constant torment you continuously pfeel over your cold and cruel de-pforkification.  Moreover, your pformer post explains a lot about your multi-pforked and pforked-tongued world view. There aren't just two sides to a story, as there would be with a simple knife or a spoon.  NO!  We all now clearly see that MIniD can see not just two, but three or pfour or pfive sides of the every story, depending on the style of pfork under discussion.

Pforkunately pfor all of us pforkless pfools, MiniD has shed the light of day on a heretopfore unaccknowledged problem in Amurica today, one that is only spoken of in hushed tones and behind closed doors.  Pfork abuse!  Yes, I sad it out loud.  PFORK ABUSE!.  Pfinally, pfamilies in Amurcia can bring their dark secrets on into the open and seek propfessional help to end the growing scourge of pforkless pforking pforkiness!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Actually Mini, that post was a 10!
Title: fork
Post by: AWMac on May 21, 2003, 10:15:51 AM
Mini that was such a touching story....*dabs a tear from eye*  I feel your pain. :(

May the Fork be with you.

:D


Absolutely a 10 !