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Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: davidpt40 on May 20, 2003, 01:16:31 PM
Tree That Give Meat Instead Of Fruit!
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20030516/105309720008.html
Friday May 16, 2003




By MICHAEL CHIRON

MANCHESTER, England -- Here's some good news that vegetarians can really sink their teeth into: Researchers have developed genetically engineered fruit trees that bear real meat!

Fruit from the new Meat Trees, developed by British scientists using gene-splicing technology, closely resembles ordinary grapefruit. But when you peel the large fruit open, inside is fresh beef.

"Our trees may sound like something out of a science fiction movie, but it's really a simple, down-to-earth idea whose time has come," declares Dr. Vincent Tartley, director of agricultural bioengineering research for the UltraModAgri Group, which created the amazing trees.

"Vegetarians have been complaining for years that despite their moral convictions against consuming meat, they still crave the flavor of a good steak once in a while. Now they can have their cake and eat it too."

Although it's taken 12 years to develop the trees, the concept is simple.

"We take the genes from cattle that produce key proteins and splice them into the reproductive cells of grapefruit trees," he says. "When the seeds mature into trees, instead of producing ordinary citrus fruit, the pulp contains meat. You get the flavor, texture -- even the smell."

Those who've sampled the meat agree it tastes like the real thing.

"I was a bit skeptical at first when I sank my teeth into a hamburger after they told me it grew on a tree," says Londoner Mark Basker, 41, who participated in a consumer taste-test. "But it was juicy and delicious -- nothing leafy about it at all."

Meat grown on trees needs only sun, water and fertilizer and thus is more cost-effective than raising livestock, Dr. Tartley also points out.

Meat Tree products could be on the market in Great Britain by year's end and, pending USDA approval, on dinner plates in the U.S. by 2005.

Some fanatical vegetarians insist they could never eat meat -- even if it grew on a tree and no animals had to be killed. Others love the idea.

"My mouth is watering already," says a committed vegetarian of 20 years.

But religious leaders are uneasy about "trans-species genetic engineering." "Mixing animal and vegetable DNA to create a new species is playing God," argues Rev. Lawrence Bedlow, Britain's leading expert in medical ethics.

 


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Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: hawk220 on May 20, 2003, 01:25:38 PM
I love this!:D



"Mixing animal and vegetable DNA to create a new species is playing God,"

this is ridiculous tho.. we play god all the time.
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: funkedup on May 20, 2003, 01:26:06 PM
I may finally get interested in gardening if something like this ever occurs.
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: bounder on May 20, 2003, 01:28:36 PM
Good grief, you don't expect anyone to

a)laugh
b)or believe it

do you?
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: Ripsnort on May 20, 2003, 01:30:42 PM
I've been told I have a "Meat Tree" :D
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: Drunky on May 20, 2003, 01:31:17 PM
This reminds me of the story of getting "oil" from turkey remnants.

Sounds too good to be true...ergo, it probably is...even if both were reported on Yahoo ;)
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: hawk220 on May 20, 2003, 01:31:39 PM
wait.. you're saying that something on the Internet is made up?:eek:
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: Drunky on May 20, 2003, 01:33:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
I've been told I have a "Meat Tree" :D



Oh yeah, oh yeah....I've been told I have a...uuhhmm, uuhhmm...I've got a meat forest.  Yeah, that's it...I've been told I have a meat forest.

Yeah, there...take that :D
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: ra on May 20, 2003, 01:34:41 PM
A tree can't be far off.

Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: Drunky on May 20, 2003, 01:40:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by hawk220
wait.. you're saying that something on the Internet is made up?:eek:



I've been thinking about making up a story (kinda like that NY Times reporter) and posting here.

You know make up a title like a fancy newpaper (or hell, just use an existing paper) and then post a bunch of highly-inflamatory, untrue, fact-devoid crap.

Not like that "weight lighter who blew out his arse" article (which sounded like a twelve year old wrote it) but one with logical points and syntax.  It would be written with style and flair with proper use of grammer which not only sublimated and transcended the subject of the article beyond simple comprhension to the reader but would also personalize the subject and create a deep desire within the reader to spit nails :D

And then, I would sit back and watch everyone get their panties in a bunch about it.

Oh yeah, I'd drink beer and laugh also.
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: bounder on May 20, 2003, 01:46:44 PM
live in hope ra,
reckon you could pull a vegetable? :D
Title: SNOPES!
Post by: Syzygyone on May 20, 2003, 02:34:26 PM
Claim:   Researchers have developed genetically engineered fruit trees that bear meat.

Status:   False.

Example:   [Weekly World News, 2003]


Tree That Give Meat Instead Of Fruit!

By MICHAEL CHIRON

MANCHESTER, England -- Here's some good news that vegetarians can really sink their teeth into: Researchers have developed genetically engineered fruit trees that bear real meat!

Fruit from the new Meat Trees, developed by British scientists using gene-splicing technology, closely resembles ordinary grapefruit. But when you peel the large fruit open, inside is fresh beef.

"Our trees may sound like something out of a science fiction movie, but it's really a simple, down-to-earth idea whose time has come," declares Dr. Vincent Tartley, director of agricultural bioengineering research for the UltraModAgri Group, which created the amazing trees.

"Vegetarians have been complaining for years that despite their moral convictions against consuming meat, they still crave the flavor of a good steak once in a while. Now they can have their cake and eat it too."

[Click here to read the rest of this article]
 

Origins:   All one need know about this article is that it originated with the Weekly World News, an entertainment tabloid devoted to inventing fantastically fictitious stories while keeping its tongue firmly embedded in its cheek to a depth not measurable by any instrument known to man. Unfortunately, Yahoo!, a primary news source for many people on the Internet, reprints some Weekly World News articles in their TV News section under a heading of "Entertainment News & Gossip," a title that doesn't convey a strong "bogus" warning to readers who don't notice the original source is the Weekly World News (or don't know that the Weekly World News is a campishly silly supermarket tabloid).

Last updated:   18 May 2003
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: ra on May 20, 2003, 02:42:21 PM
Oh well, back to pulling vegetables.
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: davidpt40 on May 20, 2003, 03:03:18 PM
Oh well, I guess were back to using illegal immigrants to chop up partially live animals.  Besides, most people are vegetarian for health reason I do believe.
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: boxboy28 on May 20, 2003, 03:05:09 PM
I got a meat tree, but only my girl friend know its true flavor!


:D
Title: Oil fomr Turkey guts is true! NO SNOPES!
Post by: Syzygyone on May 20, 2003, 03:39:50 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drunky
This reminds me of the story of getting "oil" from turkey remnants.

Sounds too good to be true...ergo, it probably is...even if both were reported on Yahoo ;)


Actually the oil from turkey is true, or some very very powerful companies have been bamboozled beyond belief!

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=85419&highlight=turkey+oil
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: gofaster on May 20, 2003, 03:52:06 PM
Aw, man, I was hoping that eventually I could tune in to HGTV and see the sexual anatomy of a tree blurred out.

Or at least hear about a meat tree rampage that was instigated when a farmer went to pick some fruit - "Hey, watch it Angus! That's not fruit down there!"
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: OIO on May 20, 2003, 05:24:27 PM
insects are a great alternative to meat.

Though I wont eat roach or moths and such, but i have tried grasshopper (tails only, baked); which tastes like dry chicken, and worm (a special jungle variety that the amazon indians consume on a daily basis... it was smoke-baked, kinda like the smoked salmon) which tasted like boiled egg with a drop of A1 sauce (im serious).

The protein found in a single insect is found in 1/2 a pound of meat.
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: vorticon on May 20, 2003, 05:31:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drunky
This reminds me of the story of getting "oil" from turkey remnants.

Sounds too good to be true...ergo, it probably is...even if both were reported on Yahoo ;)


actually it is true...they ran a story on it in discover magazine...
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: Drunky on May 20, 2003, 05:43:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by OIO
The protein found in a single insect is found in 1/2 a pound of meat.


I believe the daily recommended allowance for red meat is only 3 oz.
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: Zigrat on May 20, 2003, 06:46:04 PM
dude dont talk stupid, there is 50 grams of protein in half a pound of meat, a bug doesnt weigh 50 grams unless its a big ****ing bug
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: Fatty on May 20, 2003, 06:48:03 PM
When is someone going to stop the vegitarians from pulling the veins out of mother earth and eating her very heart out, instead of just feeding on the surface parasites like the rest of us?
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: RightF00T on May 20, 2003, 07:24:44 PM
Just as anything on the internet can be falsified...how is it Snopes *has* to be right all the time?   :confused:   If I wanted to disprove that Croation Water-Lemurs actually sang "Hakuna Matata" in Bosnia I could just write it up on Snopes and its automatically true!
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: Octavius on May 20, 2003, 07:42:49 PM
heheh, lefty wants a Meat Tree very bad :D
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: Mathman on May 20, 2003, 07:44:31 PM
You know, if we weren't supposed to eat animals, God wouldn't have made them taste like meat.
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: RightF00T on May 20, 2003, 07:59:56 PM
Damn right I do..:(
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: Vulcan on May 21, 2003, 12:25:47 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
I've been told I have a "Meat Tree" :D


Yep, we don't call him Rip-'Bonsai'-Snort for nothing you know!

:D
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: Mini D on May 21, 2003, 12:38:19 AM
Damn... I was hoping the article would be true.  Citric acid starts to chaff after 3 minutes, and it usually takes me about 4 to finish.  This would have been the perfect solution.  

MiniD
Title: Meat-Tree
Post by: Modas on May 21, 2003, 08:58:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by boxboy28
I got a meat tree, but only my girl friend know its true flavor!


:D



AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!  


Can't....  get.... images....   out of...  my mind.......


AHHHHHHH!!!!!!  Sensory overload..... AHHHHH!!!!  


:D