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Title: Cats and Planes DO NOT MIX!
Post by: Terror on May 20, 2003, 04:24:42 PM
Hardest laugh I've had in a long time!

Cat Movie (http://walden.mo.net/~aedwards/files/Cat-CeilingFan.wmv)

Enjoy!

Terror

PS.  Editted to remove the spaces from the link for Windows Media problems...
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Post by: hawk220 on May 20, 2003, 04:33:09 PM
oh man! is that real?
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Post by: Chairboy on May 20, 2003, 04:35:41 PM
If Media Player says that it can't find the file, right click and 'Save As' instead.  WMP has troubles with URLs that have spaces sometimes.

FYI.
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Post by: Hangtime on May 20, 2003, 04:42:26 PM
it's been posted before.

i suspect that maiming and terrorizing a child would be freakin hilarious too.
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Post by: Suave on May 20, 2003, 04:47:09 PM
Won't somebody think of the children !
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Post by: Hangtime on May 20, 2003, 04:54:10 PM
yup.

the children.

think about the kids that'll watch that video, think it's cool and figure some new and interesting way to torment a cat.

which is cool. gives me something to do. I stalk children that torment cats. last two lil pinheads i snagged abusing a kitten wound up naked in the tiger cage at the bronx zoo 1/2 hour before feeding time.
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Post by: Terror on May 20, 2003, 05:00:43 PM
I've seen ALOT worse posted on here.  (And not being done to animals).   At least I think this was innocent.  I do not think they intended the cat to go for a trip like that.  I am a cat person...I have 3.  I feel for the cat, but it is funny.  Poor thing just gets the wrong claw into the toy...

Terror
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Post by: Hangtime on May 20, 2003, 05:11:05 PM
IF the film is real (odd how the fan does not wobble with a 12 pound cat flying off it) that cat does not have a claw hung in a 'toy'... it's most likely hooked by a fishing lure.

next, consider the thought process that brings us the movie, and then give some cognitive juice to what the person that set up the camera, cat and fishing lure had in mind.

I'd like to meet the guy.
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Post by: Suave on May 20, 2003, 05:11:35 PM
Terror the link is broken .
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Post by: Suave on May 20, 2003, 05:12:14 PM
nm it works now .
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Post by: Hangtime on May 20, 2003, 05:13:53 PM
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Terror the link is broken .


good.
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Post by: JB73 on May 20, 2003, 05:14:25 PM
what is sad is the people who i know will try this after seeing it. :mad:

i dont care if you dont like cats.... it is still cruel.

i hate dogs myself and if i made a video of a puppy being thrown across a room you'd all thing it was a horrible thing.

 think about that next time you wanna laugh about something you see done to a cat... id like to do that same thing to your puppy.
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Post by: Suave on May 20, 2003, 05:19:56 PM
A fishing lure ? I seriously doubt they were trying to hurt their own pet . Anyway that was funny, notice he just missed the window by about two feet .
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Post by: Dowding on May 20, 2003, 05:24:53 PM
I didn't find that funny. It looked deliberate and I'd be surprised if the cat wasn't hurt being flung against a wall at that speed.

Animal cruelty is a recognised preliminary to child abuse.
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Post by: Hangtime on May 20, 2003, 05:28:34 PM
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Originally posted by Dowding
Animal cruelty is a recognised preliminary to child abuse.


Yup. I catch the bastards doin it, they catch significant abuse.
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Post by: Hangtime on May 20, 2003, 05:35:09 PM
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A fishing lure ? I seriously doubt they were trying to hurt their own pet .


suave, yer not thinking about it. the claws on one paw cannot support the weight of the cat being flung around without the claws being ripped out, assuming that was a 'toy' and not a fishing lure. either way, the cat was maimed at the least, terrorized certainly, and the bastard set out to do it.

the camera, cat and lure were not there by accident.
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Post by: Kevin14 on May 20, 2003, 05:35:29 PM
And it's really not that funny either.  It's just slap-stick comedy in the 21st century with animals :confused:
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Post by: Dingbat on May 20, 2003, 05:41:47 PM
I must be mental cause I was in tears...  I saw a video one time of a Dog open an oven take out a roast and start chowing down.  Staged yes, loving hiliarious Yes...

I also hate cats so, maybe that's why I find it even more funny.
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Post by: Udie on May 20, 2003, 05:45:04 PM
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Originally posted by Hangtime
suave, yer not thinking about it. the claws on one paw cannot support the weight of the cat being flung around without the claws being ripped out, assuming that was a 'toy' and not a fishing lure. either way, the cat was maimed at the least, terrorized certainly, and the bastard set out to do it.

the camera, cat and lure were not there by accident.




 Meanwhile,  Hang's cat is sitting behind him licking his paws, purrring and thinking "I have won the war"  :D
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Post by: Lance on May 20, 2003, 06:06:30 PM
Har!  Hang is puss-y whipped!
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Post by: Pfunk on May 20, 2003, 06:28:42 PM
RELAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a CG cat, this was a NOKIA commercial
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Post by: Chairboy on May 21, 2003, 03:11:18 AM
For the gentleman who suggested that this would just give kids more ideas on how to be cruel to animals, I suggest that this person is not familiar with the depths of casual cruelty that every child is capable of.  A child is amoral (not immoral, but simply unable to comprehend right and wrong at times) and anyone who works with or raises children should know that kids do not need to see this video to learn how to be cruel to a cat.

I assure you, the imagination of a kid is capable of conceiving of far worse, and they routinely do.
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Post by: SOB on May 21, 2003, 04:02:44 AM
http://www.snopes.com/photos/nokia.asp#add


SOB

PS...Hangtime is gay!
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Post by: Mini D on May 21, 2003, 04:29:03 AM
Snopes just says its not an official Nokia commercial... not that the commercial is fake.

I gotta side with big gay hangtime on this one.  The act was deliberate and can't be seen as anything but cruel... even if faked.  It reminds me of the dip****s who used to tell stories of burying cats up to their necks then getting out the lawn mower or swinging them by their tails till they're dead.  Dunno if they did it or not... but just talking about it the way they did earned a couple of "sick ****" labels for them.  Wow... imagine the fun they would have had with the video phone.

MiniD
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Post by: Swoop on May 21, 2003, 05:20:32 AM
The planets must be in alignment.


Hang, DjV and I are in total agreement.


However, the cat thing is faked.  If ya slow it down you can see the cat kinda.....warp a little just before it starts swinging......ie replaced by fake cat.  But they're still stupid tossers for making the clip in the first place.

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
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Post by: Fatty on May 21, 2003, 06:11:04 AM
Odd Hang, I tried it here and the fan didn't wobble at all.
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Post by: Drunky on May 21, 2003, 07:58:55 AM
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Originally posted by Swoop
However, the cat thing is faked.  If ya slow it down you can see the cat kinda.....warp a little just before it starts swinging......ie replaced by fake cat.  But they're still stupid tossers for making the clip in the first place.



'S true.  It's a fake.

And how many of you think that a cat would just "swing" around like that like it's a joy ride with a few "meows" here and there.  I think the cat would be hissing and screeching and flailing like some feral animal (which cat's are).  So there.

Looks like most of you have more 'feelings and emotions' than common sense.  Kinda like a big gay think tank gone horribly, horribly stupid. :p
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Post by: gofaster on May 21, 2003, 08:50:19 AM
That's why cats should be kept in a jar.
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Post by: T0J0 on May 21, 2003, 10:59:42 AM
I like cats and I thought it was hilarious... I have seen cats do worse things without human assistance...
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Post by: GrimCO on May 21, 2003, 06:00:44 PM
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Originally posted by Hangtime
IF the film is real (odd how the fan does not wobble with a 12 pound cat flying off it) that cat does not have a claw hung in a 'toy'... it's most likely hooked by a fishing lure.


If it's a fishing lure, someone needs to have their bell rung.

Personally, it looks fake to me, and I got a chuckle out of it (assuming it wasn't real).
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Post by: midnight Target on May 21, 2003, 06:03:45 PM
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Kinda like a big gay think tank gone horribly, horribly stupid.


ROFL
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Post by: Fatty on May 21, 2003, 11:02:11 PM
It wasn't a fishing hook, because I tried it with that and there was a lot more blood.  I guess they could have edited it out.
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Post by: Swag Abroad on May 22, 2003, 12:16:57 AM
It is fake.  A cat would of slowed down that fan alot and would not of whipped a cat around like that.  

If they used a kitten it would of been more believable.  

J/K Hang!

:)
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Post by: Puke on May 22, 2003, 12:44:49 AM
I saw this a while ago and from my perspective it's a couple guys who wanted to film their cat batting at some cat-toy whizzing around and around...but they didn't realize the cat's claw might get stuck and send the cat on a journey.  You can even hear them say "turn it off...turn it off!"  (I didn't watch this one with sound on, maybe this version doesn't have sound.)  I just don't think this was some evil endeavor to torture a cat but rather just an unfortunate accident.  Also, I like to think cats are hearty and he was maybe a little tender in the ribs but otherwise fine.  And I'm a big-time animal lover and grew up with several cats and dogs.
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Post by: Suave on May 22, 2003, 02:57:05 AM
If it is a fishing lure, this proves that cats are dumber than most fish. At least that one is. A dog would've never fallen for that either .