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Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Sandman on May 20, 2003, 07:00:37 PM: http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20030519/chimp_print.html
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Raubvogel on May 20, 2003, 07:10:37 PM: Quote
They determined that humans and chimps shared a common ancestor between 4 and 7 million years ago.

For some of us it was quite a bit more recent I think.
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: midnight Target on May 20, 2003, 07:13:17 PM: Quote
"Richard Dawkins perhaps provided the best visual for our link to chimps," Fouts told Discovery News. "Imagine taking the hand of your grandmother, who was holding the hand of her grandmother and so on down the line. 155 miles out, one of the women would be holding the hand of a chimpanzee."

Beautiful
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Sandman on May 20, 2003, 07:15:13 PM: Evolution is a myth. :D
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: vorticon on May 20, 2003, 07:15:54 PM: damn jane goodall...
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: midnight Target on May 20, 2003, 07:16:56 PM: So does this mean we beat the Ruskies with the first "man" in Space?
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Holden McGroin on May 20, 2003, 07:21:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
So does this mean we beat the Ruskies with the first "man" in Space?

Beautiful... wasn't his name Hamm?
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Fatty on May 20, 2003, 08:08:44 PM: Gotta let this one build up some more steam before jumping in, should be a goodun.
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Gunthr on May 20, 2003, 08:47:26 PM: Those dang homos
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: lord dolf vader on May 20, 2003, 09:20:57 PM: i am personaly closer related to the bonobo. :)
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: rc51 on May 20, 2003, 09:49:16 PM: That would explain human behavior LOL
:cool:
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: lord dolf vader on May 20, 2003, 09:53:33 PM: eats a bannana and farts, loudly
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: GRUNHERZ on May 20, 2003, 10:05:45 PM: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ok lets see who gets that one first? :D
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on May 20, 2003, 10:08:50 PM: OO OO OOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO AAAH AAAAAAHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
-SW
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Saintaw on May 21, 2003, 02:49:58 AM: Well, for a start... who here could claim not to have a hairy butt? (JOC, MuckMaw & AWMac are disqualified)
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: AWMac on May 21, 2003, 07:53:22 AM: SAW how do you know that I don't have a hairy arse? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Hmmmm maybe I don't wanna know!

:D
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Ripsnort on May 21, 2003, 08:01:08 AM: That's a pretty scaring site

GPS tracking device in a human body, survelliance cameras etc.

I'm pretty sure there are more important problems to be solved than those Georg Orwell fantasies...
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Hortlund on May 21, 2003, 09:07:23 AM: Quote

The researchers then took the DNA data and estimated genetic evolution over time.
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Nice evidence.
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Gunthr on May 21, 2003, 09:11:49 AM: Quote
Well, for a start... who here could claim not to have a hairy butt? (JOC, MuckMaw & AWMac are disqualified)

I think Dowding once told us that he is smooth all over :eek:
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: AWMac on May 21, 2003, 09:29:32 AM: quote:
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"Richard Dawkins perhaps provided the best visual for our link to chimps," Fouts told Discovery News. "Imagine taking the hand of your grandmother, who was holding the hand of her grandmother and so on down the line. 155 miles out, one of the women would be holding the hand of a chimpanzee."

Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Beautiful

I wonder if the last Grandmother just before the chimp would have hairy breastesses.....?:eek:

:D
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: -Concho- on May 21, 2003, 09:38:25 AM: I have a hairy butt.

btw.. Tgt we gonna kick ur butt tonight!! :D
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: gofaster on May 21, 2003, 09:41:24 AM: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

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Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: midnight Target on May 21, 2003, 10:07:06 AM: Quote
Originally posted by -Concho-

I have a hairy butt.

btw.. Tgt we gonna kick ur butt tonight!! :D

I think there is waaaaaayyyy too much butt talk goin on here!!!

Bring it on cowboy!
Title: No threat!
Post by: Syzygyone on May 21, 2003, 10:12:49 AM: Chimpanzees were never a threat to the United States. It's just redikulus!
Title: Re: No threat!
Post by: gofaster on May 21, 2003, 12:19:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Syzygyone
Chimpanzees were never a threat to the United States. It's just redikulus!

"....and the award for best use of a running joke goes to....Syzygyone!"

And now for my blantant rip-off of a somewhat obscure movie quote:

"Keep your filthy paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Saintaw on May 21, 2003, 12:22:22 PM: Why hasn't Weazel posted a picture of Chimpy yet? :)
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: vorticon on May 21, 2003, 01:13:29 PM: i wonder what beet1e has to say about this...
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Wlfgng on May 21, 2003, 01:27:56 PM: so really.. humans are chimpanzees....

explains a lot
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Sandman on May 21, 2003, 02:07:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saintaw
Why hasn't Weazel posted a picture of Chimpy yet? :)

Weazel was banned a few months ago.

(http://www.tufts.edu/~rsulli03/images/pic81.jpg)
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Maniac on May 21, 2003, 02:11:31 PM: LOL Sandman!

Good one! Theres the defenitive proof! :D
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Maniac on May 21, 2003, 02:16:54 PM: This link is for the doubters...
ManChimp (http://www.bushorchimp.com/)
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: SOB on May 21, 2003, 03:16:22 PM: LOL, yore grandmaw screwed ah chimp! :D

SOB
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: midnight Target on May 21, 2003, 04:28:31 PM: If we claim Hamm as the 1st man in space it will only be a matter of time before Boroda comes on here claiming proof that dogs are human and the ruskies still beat us.
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: GrimCO on May 21, 2003, 04:39:07 PM: All I know is if someone hunkers down beside me and starts sifting through my hair looking for parasites, I'm gonna be pissed!
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: SOB on May 21, 2003, 04:51:51 PM: You just wanna leave the parasites on your scalp?!
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: midnight Target on May 21, 2003, 04:52:17 PM: (The BBS equivalent of .. ya'll hold my beer and watch this)

Just more proof that evolution is a fact and the Bible is no more valid as a science text as any Superman comic book.

(ok, hand me that beer back)
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on May 21, 2003, 04:57:41 PM: I wish I was genetically related to a spider monkey... then I could get away with throwing poop at people.
-SW
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: GrimCO on May 21, 2003, 04:59:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
I wish I was genetically related to a spider monkey... then I could get away with throwing poop at people.
-SW

LMAO
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Saintaw on May 21, 2003, 05:12:51 PM: Strange envys(sp?) SW, but we expected no less from you :)
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: vorticon on May 21, 2003, 05:18:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
(The BBS equivalent of .. ya'll hold my beer and watch this)

Just more proof that evolution is a fact and the Bible is no more valid as a science text as any Superman comic book.

(ok, hand me that beer back)

to late weve drunk it...
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: Hortlund on May 21, 2003, 05:24:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Just more proof that evolution is a fact and the Bible is no more valid as a science text as any Superman comic book.

LOL this has got to be the worst bait ever seen on a BB.
Title: Chimpanzees are human?
Post by: GrimCO on May 21, 2003, 05:28:46 PM: Monkey Butt (http://www.bakken-net.com/video/monkey.mpeg)
Hope I don't start doing this anytime soon, being related to chimps and all...