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Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: udet on May 20, 2003, 10:51:50 PM
you look up while driving and expect the clouds to start spinning :)
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: sax on May 20, 2003, 11:23:13 PM
I wasn't drinking officer , the g-forces made me black out.
Title: Re: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Duedel on May 21, 2003, 02:25:06 AM
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Originally posted by udet
you look up while driving and expect the clouds to start spinning :)


A classic :D
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: SirLoin on May 21, 2003, 04:10:27 AM
You yell at the pizza delivery guy to come into the house,and have him follow your voice all the way to the computer room...and then proceed to explain to him the merits of vultching.
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: mjolnir on May 21, 2003, 04:35:15 AM
Whenever traffic gets a little backed up and I find myself a hundred yards or so behind someone, I start thinking that if I go into a little bit of a lag turn around this next corner, when we roll out straight I'll be in a perfect position to pull the trigger...
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Athena3 on May 21, 2003, 06:13:00 AM
For the wives.....


Quote
Originally posted by mjolnir
Whenever traffic gets a little backed up and I find myself a hundred yards or so behind someone, I start thinking that if I go into a little bit of a lag turn around this next corner, when we roll out straight I'll be in a perfect position to pull the trigger...


You know your husband has been playing AH too much when he starts saying "That would have been a great shot!" while driving behind cars in traffic.


or I prefer:
You know your husband has been playing AH too much when YOU finally decide "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: rod367th on May 21, 2003, 06:40:52 AM
When you look at your womens Naked body and think. " hey this would make a great map"
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Bonden on May 21, 2003, 07:30:37 AM
When you try to zoom in to the car in front of you to see if you know the driver.  :eek:
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: najdorf on May 21, 2003, 08:30:31 AM
When you find yourself alone in an empty house sitting in front of a blank monitor that doesn't work because the power has been shut off due to the fact you quit your job for more flying time.
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: dsrtrat on May 21, 2003, 09:19:45 AM
On appraoch into Toronto Pearson (right over highway 427) I was pressing the autopilot disconnect button, yelling "tacka tacka tacka, rat-tat-tat" and straffing the GVs. The bewildered captain looked and me and said, " wtf are you doing"???!!! I replied, "strafing their convoy, wtf do you think I am doing"!!! Luckily for me I knew this captain very well and although he thought my brain was porked, he found it quite amusing.

Maybe I am not playing enough AH, as few of them got away:)
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: T0J0 on May 21, 2003, 10:34:12 AM
When you name your new dog Spitdweeb...

You call your neighbor a "Slobberdonkey" cause he stairs at your wife from across the pond while she is in the pool in a bikini..
 "thank shane for that one"

The other neighbor invites you to dinner and you reply with "RGR"

The Lady with the pair of boxer puppies walks toward me and my dog on the street and I tell the dog to watch his 6....

You call the kid that sneeks into your neighbors 14yr old daughters room every night at 2:00am a HO-dweeb...

0J0T
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Pepe on May 21, 2003, 11:34:34 AM
Hmmm....




And, above all on my list:

Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: SixxGunn on May 21, 2003, 11:37:08 AM
When you draw a gun sight on a piece of paper and lay it on your cars dash board so it reflects up on to the windshield.

Then practice target acquisition while driving to and from work.
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Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 21, 2003, 11:43:24 AM
When you can count the number of times this topic has been brought up on both hands.  :D
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: snocone on May 21, 2003, 11:58:53 AM
when a bird starts to fly across the front of your car and you begin to calculate your prime deflection shot
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: ramzey on May 21, 2003, 12:06:51 PM
you know you've been playing AH too much when...

.............you start thread like this :D :D :cool:
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Flyboy on May 21, 2003, 02:45:04 PM
happend to me more then once that i replied to someone with a "CC" and said "LOL" when someone told a joke
allso called some guys dweebs

its even funnier since you dont supose to speak english here :)
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: davidpt40 on May 21, 2003, 03:29:23 PM
True story.  I was out fishing on my boat with 2 friends monday and a bass jumped behind my friend.  I said "Warren Check 6!"
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: T0J0 on May 21, 2003, 03:34:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SirLoin
You yell at the pizza delivery guy to come into the house,and have him follow your voice all the way to the computer room...and then proceed to explain to him the merits of vultching.


That is to origonal to be made up...
Did he ask you to let him fly?
Thats funny as hell SL

0J0T
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: icemaw on May 21, 2003, 04:03:32 PM
Your right in the middle of a fight and the pizza dude shows up. You yell hold on just min. Get to a possision where you can put it on auto pilot. Then answer the door pay for the pizza. As he is handing it to you you hear ping ping ping. You forget all about the pizza it falls to the ground. You go running back to the computer just as you get there you explode. You then start throwing a tantrun yelling screamming cursing throwing crap. Mean while the pizza is on the floor and the pizza dude is running back to his car.
 With visions of silence of the lambs running thru his head.
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: AWMac on May 21, 2003, 04:06:00 PM
When yer behind the wifey in bed justa gettin it and yell out "Bank Left Dweeb....RATTATTATATTATTATTAT TT.....":eek:


:D
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2003, 04:45:33 PM
When you punch the cruise control keys on the steering wheel and expect the view to change without actually  turning your head.

When, as you change lanes between two cars, you worry if you are stealing the kill from the guy behind you, and you hope he doesn't get killshootered.(This actually crossed my mind once... really had a good laugh at myself)
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: JB73 on May 21, 2003, 05:16:33 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SixxGunn
When you draw a gun sight on a piece of paper and lay it on your cars dash board so it reflects up on to the windshield.

Then practice target acquisition while driving to and from work.
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<--- gonna try this tomorrow :D

TY for the idea!
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: udet on May 22, 2003, 12:52:16 AM
Quote
Originally posted by icemaw
Your right in the middle of a fight and the pizza dude shows up. You yell hold on just min. Get to a possision where you can put it on auto pilot. Then answer the door pay for the pizza. As he is handing it to you you hear ping ping ping. You forget all about the pizza it falls to the ground. You go running back to the computer just as you get there you explode. You then start throwing a tantrun yelling screamming cursing throwing crap. Mean while the pizza is on the floor and the pizza dude is running back to his car.
 With visions of silence of the lambs running thru his head.


icemaw...I dare ask, did this really happen to you? :D
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: icemaw on May 22, 2003, 01:09:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by udet
icemaw...I dare ask, did this really happen to you? :D
Yes it did
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 22, 2003, 11:03:23 AM
I think I posted this in the last "you know when..." thread, but a few years ago after I hit a deer on a PA backroad, I got out of the car and noticed I was leaking radiator fluid.

I actually thought to myself, I need to RTB before my engine seizes.

I arrived at the gas station and had a chuckle when I thought of how convienent a rearm/repair pad would have been right about then.

"Check Six" is a phrase I use almost daily.
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Ripsnort on May 22, 2003, 11:27:50 AM
...'when you look down at your speedometer while driving, thinking that 90 mph is stall speed and you need to go faster!"

(http://home.earthlink.net/~ripsnort/BMW/117-1733_IMG.JPG)
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: vorticon on May 22, 2003, 12:19:12 PM
when you start fiddling with your radio trying to get your rearveiw mirror to have a better veiw...

when you start getting madat the "porked" dm when you accidently crash the car trying to get a shot on that little porche dweeb in front of you...
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: muckmaw on May 22, 2003, 12:37:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SixxGunn
When you draw a gun sight on a piece of paper and lay it on your cars dash board so it reflects up on to the windshield.

Then practice target acquisition while driving to and from work.
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I SO MUST TRY THIS!!

Which works better? Black on White paper or vice versa?
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: SixxGunn on May 22, 2003, 01:10:53 PM
I steal a piece of my daughters black constuction paper and draw a K14 gunsight with a white crayon.

Regular paper and a black marker will work also.

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Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Flossy on May 22, 2003, 01:17:28 PM
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Originally posted by Athena3
For the wives.....
When going to the UK AH Con is the highlight of your year!  :D  Hey, Athena - are you and MJ coming to our Con in October?
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: boxboy28 on May 22, 2003, 04:27:46 PM
<=====sitting at work with a Black "sharpe" and a piece of white paper thinking how big do i need to draw this thing? can other people see it? How dumb am i gonna look? what if  a hot chick pulls up next to me?

oh well im trying it!:D
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: icemaw on May 22, 2003, 04:34:18 PM
Thats it where can I get a revi gunsight to mount on my harley?
The next bastage to cut me off while talking on the cell phone is gunna get flamed. rat a tat tat.
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: vorticon on May 22, 2003, 05:06:14 PM
all you need is a peice of glass you can paint the gunsight on and something to mount it

then you have to get a really loud speaker you can set up so when you do get that shot...:)
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Post by: icemaw on May 22, 2003, 05:12:57 PM
Ya I just need a sticker to go on the wind screen. Then a horn that sounds like a 50cal or a vulcan. Oh cut me off you bastage ya 20mm bbbuuurrrrrrpppp bbbbuuuurrrrpppp.
 Splash one woo hoo =S=
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: JAWS2003 on May 22, 2003, 06:29:47 PM
Quote
Originally posted by dsrtrat
On appraoch into Toronto Pearson (right over highway 427) I was pressing the autopilot disconnect button, yelling "tacka tacka tacka, rat-tat-tat" and straffing the GVs. The bewildered captain looked and me and said, " wtf are you doing"???!!! I replied, "strafing their convoy, wtf do you think I am doing"!!! Luckily for me I knew this captain very well and although he thought my brain was porked, he found it quite amusing.

Maybe I am not playing enough AH, as few of them got away:)

About the same time i was stuck in traffic on 427 and looked trough the sun roof. i saw this big C47 full of troops about to land on our field. I was like " come closer , closer , bang,  bang, bang, my 37 mm going through your cockpit, the right wing came off....... untill the guy behind me start honking his horn.
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Post by: mjolnir on May 23, 2003, 02:27:27 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Flossy
When going to the UK AH Con is the highlight of your year!  :D  Hey, Athena - are you and MJ coming to our Con in October?


Sadly no, Flossy, we move back to the states in August.
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Post by: Flossy on May 23, 2003, 02:35:48 AM
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Originally posted by mjolnir
Sadly no, Flossy, we move back to the states in August.
Dam, sorry to hear that.  :(
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Thunder on May 23, 2003, 02:43:26 AM
When someone is doggin your rear bumper on the Freeway and you do a quick on and off ramp reversal and get on HIS 6!
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Athena3 on May 23, 2003, 05:04:05 AM
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Originally posted by mjolnir
Sadly no, Flossy, we move back to the states in August.


Darn, he beat me to the response.  Yeah, sorry Flossy, we'd love to though.  We travel back to the states too late for the US con and too early to make the UK con. :(  Hopefully we'll make one next year.
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Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on May 24, 2003, 09:28:15 AM
Online flite sims can be ........addictive!!

http://www.thegulag.net/top10.html
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Post by: Flossy on May 24, 2003, 03:48:55 PM
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Originally posted by Athena3
Darn, he beat me to the response.  Yeah, sorry Flossy, we'd love to though.  We travel back to the states too late for the US con and too early to make the UK con. :(  Hopefully we'll make one next year.
That really is bad luck to miss both Cons.... hope things work out better for you next year.  (I have been  saying "maybe next year" for the US Con for the last 5 years - originally for the AW Cons)
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Post by: Xjazz on May 24, 2003, 05:08:14 PM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
When you can count the number of times this topic has been brought up on both hands.  :D


:p
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: Nilsen on May 24, 2003, 05:27:54 PM
you have played to long when....

you try to ram your girfriend from behind a t distance 1.0..

you scream check 6 at purdy woman in a bar...

you squelch 1 in a bar when a fist is heading your way and you dont wanna argue...

you look for T button on cellphone to talk....
Title: you know you've been playing AH too much when...
Post by: devil22 on May 25, 2003, 12:47:39 AM
icemaw, are you sure it was visions of silence of the lambs he was seein?:) :D ;)
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Post by: icemaw on May 25, 2003, 12:52:31 AM
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Originally posted by devil22
icemaw, are you sure it was visions of silence of the lambs he was seein?:) :D ;)
LMAO