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Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Udie on May 21, 2003, 04:19:07 PM
.... man from Nantucket.....
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Dune on May 21, 2003, 04:20:24 PM
...who really hated Kirby Puckett....
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: icemaw on May 21, 2003, 04:20:45 PM
had a bullet so long
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: midnight Target on May 21, 2003, 04:24:47 PM
He belted this song
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: boxboy28 on May 21, 2003, 04:25:27 PM
But sang it all wrong
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Udie on May 21, 2003, 04:32:06 PM
the sound made me throw up in a bucket.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Hangtime on May 21, 2003, 04:33:17 PM
there once was a man from madrass....
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: GrimCO on May 21, 2003, 04:36:12 PM
who was a hippie and liked to smoke grass
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: AWMac on May 21, 2003, 04:37:17 PM
Who had a case of the RED arse...:mad:



:D
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Dowding on May 21, 2003, 04:37:23 PM
he used to lay on his back
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 21, 2003, 04:41:45 PM
Edited because it was uncalled for... Dowding you really left yourself open there.  :D
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Hangtime on May 21, 2003, 04:45:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
he used to lay on his back


...and roll joints on his sack....
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2003, 04:47:26 PM
but always got pubes in his grass.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: GrimCO on May 21, 2003, 04:48:23 PM
LOL  Should have been "but always got pubes in his stash".
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Dowding on May 21, 2003, 04:54:07 PM
lol :D good 'un

There once was an old man from Calcutta...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: midnight Target on May 21, 2003, 04:54:22 PM
who had 2 baseball sized nutta
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Dowding on May 21, 2003, 04:55:33 PM
.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: GrimCO on May 21, 2003, 05:04:28 PM
They chaffed on his knees...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: midnight Target on May 21, 2003, 05:05:40 PM
and got a disease
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: GrimCO on May 21, 2003, 05:07:40 PM
So his wife smashed them to bits with a putter
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: midnight Target on May 21, 2003, 05:08:48 PM
eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

There once was a girl from Bahrain.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: GrimCO on May 21, 2003, 05:10:53 PM
whos burka got wet in the rain
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: AKIron on May 21, 2003, 05:15:04 PM
for such an offense, the camel did wince...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2003, 06:33:16 PM
and pushed her in front of a train.


AKIron.. one line only!!
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: vorticon on May 21, 2003, 06:37:44 PM
there once was a potato from el paso
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: jamusta on May 21, 2003, 06:50:33 PM
whose pimp was a professional stunninghunk
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Gunthr on May 21, 2003, 06:57:25 PM
she was learning the ropes...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Mark Luper on May 21, 2003, 06:59:58 PM
when along came a goat...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Fuzzy on May 21, 2003, 07:04:58 PM
from whom she scraped off some choad..
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Furball on May 21, 2003, 07:15:18 PM
and fed it to toad
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Fuzzy on May 21, 2003, 07:56:34 PM
..and the burp tasted like a chin omelet.


There was an old hag from Belize...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Ozark on May 21, 2003, 08:08:04 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Fuzzy

There was an old hag from Belize...


She looked at me when she sneezed....
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Chairboy on May 21, 2003, 08:09:16 PM
Her grimace was scary,
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: vorticon on May 21, 2003, 08:18:13 PM
cause it was so hairy
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Fuzzy on May 21, 2003, 08:22:45 PM
so I made her teeth meet with my knees.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: skernsk on May 21, 2003, 09:18:58 PM
There once was a man from Iraq.....
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on May 21, 2003, 09:27:45 PM
that got kicked in his sack
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: rpm on May 21, 2003, 09:28:38 PM
who had a large target on his back
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: RightF00T on May 21, 2003, 10:31:08 PM
and rode on a Chevy
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Furball on May 21, 2003, 10:46:53 PM
but he was too heavy..
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: udet on May 22, 2003, 12:47:18 AM
There once was a shemale from Rome...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Dowding on May 22, 2003, 03:09:57 AM
who had his dick mounted and plated in chrome
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Udie on May 22, 2003, 09:47:17 AM
now he is a she who can not be blown
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Furball on May 22, 2003, 10:14:34 AM
there once was a man called dowding... :D
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Curval on May 22, 2003, 10:21:29 AM
Whose gayness he was often flouting
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: midnight Target on May 22, 2003, 10:39:39 AM
But since he was English
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 22, 2003, 10:51:51 AM
and his boy toy was Finnish
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Swoop on May 22, 2003, 10:53:48 AM
They lived happily ever after in Tooting.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Dowding on May 22, 2003, 10:54:34 AM
**** you all you ********** ****** ********!

(that last word does rhyme, btw :D)
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Dowding on May 22, 2003, 10:55:17 AM
There once was an old girl from Spalding
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 22, 2003, 10:58:32 AM
Who noticed her beaver was balding
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Udie on May 22, 2003, 11:11:45 AM
banana said with a grin as he whiped off his chin
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 22, 2003, 11:15:32 AM
this juice is so hot, it's scalding.

There once was a boy from the states....
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Udie on May 22, 2003, 11:17:13 AM
who liked to fill his arse with dates
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Curval on May 22, 2003, 11:38:59 AM
He started to fart
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: midnight Target on May 22, 2003, 12:26:05 PM
while racing in CART
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 22, 2003, 12:35:38 PM
and now he smelled like Bill Gates!
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Curval on May 22, 2003, 12:36:59 PM
banana...you screwed that one up  ;)

Try this:

There once was a man from Bermuda
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 22, 2003, 12:39:15 PM
who liked looking at dowding's poop chute-ah
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Udie on May 22, 2003, 12:50:18 PM
he said settle down as he was reaching around
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: midnight Target on May 22, 2003, 12:52:53 PM
Found nothing and suspected a loot-a.






There once was a thread that wouldn't die!
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Furball on May 22, 2003, 12:53:41 PM
and made dowding uncontrollably cry...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 22, 2003, 01:10:57 PM
it drove Ripsnort to declare
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Curval on May 22, 2003, 01:12:22 PM
Its why he lost all his hair
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 22, 2003, 02:13:37 PM
"That banana ate all the hair pie!"
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: funkedup on May 22, 2003, 02:17:34 PM
There once was a sheep named fluffy
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: RightF00T on May 22, 2003, 03:02:38 PM
who made all her rams do the "Muffy"
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Dowding on May 22, 2003, 03:05:27 PM
she was heard to declare...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 22, 2003, 03:15:32 PM
"oh oui oui C'est la Guerre"
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: funkedup on May 22, 2003, 03:26:02 PM
And banana rammed her until she was puffy.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 22, 2003, 03:32:12 PM
:eek:

There once was a girl named Yankee
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: RightF00T on May 22, 2003, 03:38:26 PM
who locked this thread because of Wankee
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Curval on May 22, 2003, 03:54:27 PM
She then changed his account
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: midnight Target on May 22, 2003, 04:14:41 PM
and tweaked his big snout.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 22, 2003, 04:23:50 PM
resulting in no hanky-panky!
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: midnight Target on May 22, 2003, 04:25:19 PM
Ther once was a marcklar from marcklar
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Curval on May 22, 2003, 04:36:16 PM
Who would only speak in the vernacular
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 22, 2003, 04:42:06 PM
he stepped in some goo
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: RightF00T on May 22, 2003, 05:03:48 PM
and then said "FU!"...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: funkedup on May 22, 2003, 05:18:10 PM
And made his escape in a Borgward.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Fuzzy on May 22, 2003, 10:37:04 PM
There once was a bish with a brain...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: icemaw on May 22, 2003, 10:58:07 PM
But it fell out before boarding his plane.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Nash on May 22, 2003, 11:42:28 PM
He said "Follow me!"
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: sling322 on May 22, 2003, 11:44:04 PM
As he dove toward A3....
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Dowding on May 23, 2003, 12:31:47 AM
before doing it all over again!
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Fuzzy on May 23, 2003, 12:32:15 AM
as my yak shot him down like a gay guy named Twayne.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Dowding on May 23, 2003, 12:32:37 AM
Their once was a camel named Troy...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Fuzzy on May 23, 2003, 12:34:04 AM
whose favorite meal was "young boy"
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 23, 2003, 08:35:16 AM
as he rode through Iraq
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Furball on May 23, 2003, 08:56:08 AM
he hit his cheekbones
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Fuzzy on May 23, 2003, 10:42:52 AM
and flavored his boy's toy with soy.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: midnight Target on May 23, 2003, 10:44:33 AM
There once was a pilot named Hitech...






Title: There once was a.....
Post by: icemaw on May 23, 2003, 10:53:26 AM
Who could shoot you in the arse in half a click.
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Wanker on May 23, 2003, 11:45:53 AM
he can't spel worth a sh*t
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Fuzzy on May 23, 2003, 12:40:29 PM
'tween his legs lies a slit..
Title: ^^Good way to ruin a thread..
Post by: RightF00T on May 23, 2003, 09:27:18 PM
...where his khaki pants split..
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Nash on May 24, 2003, 12:15:02 AM
tHER stpid wanCe Was oF mAN knOWN is MInus!!...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: bounder on May 24, 2003, 07:14:02 AM
There was a young girl from Australia...
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: Nash on May 24, 2003, 08:44:13 AM
Awww Boo! I thought a Minus theme coulda turned out hilarious. :p
Title: There once was a.....
Post by: udet on May 25, 2003, 12:57:59 AM
so... There once was a girl from Australia
        Who took pictures of her genitalia....