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Title: Sars
Post by: Boroda on May 22, 2003, 01:22:56 PM: Recent observation in Moscow subway.

Rush hour. The car is full. People simply ride, tired and bored. Some people read, some (sitting) sleep.

In a middle of the crowd stands a Chinese guy. Suddenly he breaks the silence and SNEEZES loudly several times!!!

The crowd immediately "connects" the Asian-looking man and a mysterious infection from overseas. People press each other and form a 2 meter space around the poor Chinese, frightened. Some aged women try to make their way through the crowd to the exit doors.

The Chinese looks around, takes a handkerchief, and says in a tired voice: "@#$%^&!!! I am Buryat, BURYAT, not Chinese!!!"

:D
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Post by: Curval on May 22, 2003, 01:23:55 PM: LOL.:D
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Post by: Ripsnort on May 22, 2003, 01:24:02 PM: Buryat? Is that like a burrito? :D
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Post by: Mickey1992 on May 22, 2003, 01:24:49 PM: Explain to an unknowning Yank what a Buryat is.
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Post by: Ripsnort on May 22, 2003, 01:26:00 PM: (http://sunsite.icm.edu.pl/travel/SAJANY/eng/gify/gora.gif) Here's where they reside....
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Post by: Boroda on May 22, 2003, 01:27:51 PM: Buryat is a Northern Mongol nationality living in Siberia, East of Baikal lake. They are Buddhists. Look absolutely, 100% Asian, flat faces, yellow skin, narrow eyes.
Title: Sars
Post by: boxboy28 on May 22, 2003, 01:31:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Boroda
Buryat is a Northern Mongol nationality living in Siberia, East of Baikal lake. They are Buddhists. Look absolutely, 100% Asian, flat faces, yellow skin, narrow eyes.

Sounds to me like Borda got a problem with asians..........
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Post by: boxboy28 on May 22, 2003, 01:33:24 PM: Ever notice how most eastern block people (russian,cezh, romainian, etc.. areas) tend to have a slight Asian look to em? like look at the shape of the eyes.
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Post by: Boroda on May 22, 2003, 01:37:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by boxboy28
Sounds to me like Borda got a problem with asians..........

I have absolutely no problems with any race/nationality.

Russia is a multinational/multiculture country. Seing an Asian in the street means that you can just come to him and ask him for directions for where to go. In Russian.

I wish you could see Asian girls here ;)
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Post by: OIO on May 22, 2003, 01:38:50 PM: thats funny. and expected. Fear overcomes political correctness.

Heck if I had been on that train I wouldve held my breath for a l..o..n..g.. time.
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Post by: Boroda on May 22, 2003, 01:41:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by boxboy28
Ever notice how most eastern block people (russian,cezh, romainian, etc.. areas) tend to have a slight Asian look to em? like look at the shape of the eyes.

Hmm... I don't think I look even a little Asian...

But I am half Ukrainian, half Cossak. Most of the Russians have Asian blood. 300 years of Tatar "occupation" left the trace.
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Post by: Ripsnort on May 22, 2003, 01:43:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by boxboy28
Ever notice how most eastern block people (russian,cezh, romainian, etc.. areas) tend to have a slight Asian look to em? like look at the shape of the eyes.

The tallest mountains in the world can't keep a horney man at home! :D
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Post by: midnight Target on May 22, 2003, 04:12:14 PM: Quote
I wish you could see Asian girls here

Best looking Russian gymnast I ever saw was asian... can't remember her name though!
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Post by: boxboy28 on May 22, 2003, 04:36:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
The tallest mountains in the world can't keep a horney man at home! :D

as Rip is climbing over Mt St. Helens...................sayi ng...............i gonn F@#& that 1/2 asian 1/2 russian girl wether she likes it or not!
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Post by: Ripsnort on May 22, 2003, 04:50:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by boxboy28
as Rip is climbing over Mt St. Helens...................sayi ng...............i gonn F@#& that 1/2 asian 1/2 russian girl wether she likes it or not!

I've had 'em every color, every size. :D
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Post by: Curval on May 22, 2003, 05:02:22 PM: Asian women are awesome. That is why I married one.:)
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Post by: midnight Target on May 22, 2003, 05:03:14 PM: Nellie Kim!

(http://www.nelliekim.com/nel4.jpg)