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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Silat on May 27, 2003, 12:58:32 AM
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NOT WRITTEN BY Silat:} Unknown origin. Sorry about that guys and gals.....
The Arena Taunter (with apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)
Under the spreading furball flying
The Arena Taunter dwells;
The Taunter, wants to cause some crying,
The Taunter can't get kills;
So safely he sits in the radio room,
On One he gets his thrills.
His hair is gone, but for, a fringe,
His face is flushed and bloated;
His brow is wet from an alcohol binge,
Even now he's loaded,
As he types his taunts on Channel One,
The enemy is goaded.
Week in, week out, from morn to night,
He jams the air with bellows;
Claims we're all dweebs yet he won't fight,
He's not a friendly fellow,
Annoying as nails on a classroom chalkboard,
I think he's just yellow.
His children coming home from school
Look in at the open door;
They love to watch the typing fool
And love to hear him roar,
As all who listen are offended
By taunts from such a boor.
He goes on Sundays to New Users,
And dogs the brand new boys;
He calls them all a bunch of losers,
He likes to hear his voice,
And when he finally strikes a nerve,
It makes his heart rejoice.
It sounds to him like the Angel's song,
Singing in Paradise!
He wants to make them argue long,
By cunning and by lies;
Laughing hard, he quickly wipes
A tear out of his eyes.
Taunting---Dogging---acting rude,
Onward through life he goes;
Each morning he starts acting crude,
Each evening sees it close;
People insulted, and people offended
Has earned a night's repose.
Thanks, thanks to thee, you silly fool,
For the lesson thou hast taught!
For in this life there is one rule
And this is what I've caught;
The say the larger of ones WOO,
The smaller is his WAA.
Fizzzzzz
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Encore, encore:D :D
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Originally posted by odie202
Encore, encore:D :D
damm :)
You just lost beetle here :)
is it : still yet or again ?
:D
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*Clap clap clap clap!*
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ROFLMAO , Silat! I love it, printed it out , gonna post i on my office wall. hehe
Zazen
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One for the ages!
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Awesome! wtg
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The pen is mightier than the sword.
Well done, Silat
DmdMax
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Originally posted by Silat
The Arena Taunter (with apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)
Under the spreading furball flying
The Arena Taunter dwells;
The Taunter, wants to cause some crying,
The Taunter can't get kills;
So safely he sits in the radio room,
On One he gets his thrills.
His hair is gone, but for, a fringe,
His face is flushed and bloated;
His brow is wet from an alcohol binge,
Even now he's loaded,
As he types his taunts on Channel One,
The enemy is goaded.
Week in, week out, from morn to night,
He jams the air with bellows;
Claims we're all dweebs yet he won't fight,
He's not a friendly fellow,
Annoying as nails on a classroom chalkboard,
I think he's just yellow.
His children coming home from school
Look in at the open door;
They love to watch the typing fool
And love to hear him roar,
As all who listen are offended
By taunts from such a boor.
He goes on Sundays to New Users,
And dogs the brand new boys;
He calls them all a bunch of losers,
He likes to hear his voice,
And when he finally strikes a nerve,
It makes his heart rejoice.
It sounds to him like the Angel's song,
Singing in Paradise!
He wants to make them argue long,
By cunning and by lies;
Laughing hard, he quickly wipes
A tear out of his eyes.
Taunting---Dogging---acting rude,
Onward through life he goes;
Each morning he starts acting crude,
Each evening sees it close;
People insulted, and people offended
Has earned a night's repose.
Thanks, thanks to thee, you silly fool,
For the lesson thou hast taught!
For in this life there is one rule
And this is what I've caught;
The say the larger of ones WOO,
The smaller is his WAA.
Fizzzzzz
Hehe! Great one Silat!
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I must protest!!
My hair is not gone !!
:)
Well done Silat
NwBie
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Don't apologize to ol' henry. That was pure gold.
MY hair IS gone. But I don't taunt.
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Originally posted by rshubert
Don't apologize to ol' henry. That was pure gold.
MY hair IS gone. But I don't taunt.
lol, looks like we have something in common after all. My hair is gone too.
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Fantastic!!!!!
My retort from this point forward shall be "Hey its the Arena Taunter" :)
shamus
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Hahahaha, very nice Silat! :D And who may I ask inspired this?
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ROFL! Good one, Silat! :)
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Originally posted by straffo
damm :)
You just lost beetle here :)
is it : still yet or again ?
:D
straffo! tu es méchant, méchant garçon. ;)
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It's A CLASSIC
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Originally posted by beet1e
straffo! tu es méchant, méchant garçon. ;)
héhé ;) et en plus avec de la mémoire :p
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LOL
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Bravo Silat, bravo... :)
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lol...and just to make you bald guys jelous...my hair is about 7"long...
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Hippie :)
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lol...and just to make you bald guys jelous...my hair is about 7"long...
goes with the lipstick huh?
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shutup rightfoot
#1 that was NOT lipstick
#2 that pic is getting close to 3 years old so its not even accurate anymore
#3 my hair is actually relativly short...quite a few guys around here have there hair about 9-12 inches long...
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You guys are Not really losing your Hair...IT's just growing out of new places.:D
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Sniff, Sniff...Silat, that was Sniff, beautiful man! Sniff.....
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you measure your hair?
lazs
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yup I think ppl measure their hair when they have nothing else worth measuring.:D
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it was a rough estimate...its not like i take a ruler to it...
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Originally posted by Silat
Under the spreading furball flying
The Arena Taunter dwells;
The Taunter, wants to cause some crying,
The Taunter can't get kills;
So safely he sits in the radio room,
On One he gets his thrills.
That is too good Lew
Sakai