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Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Silat on May 27, 2003, 12:58:32 AM
NOT WRITTEN BY Silat:} Unknown origin. Sorry about that guys and gals.....

The Arena Taunter (with apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

 Under the spreading furball flying
 The Arena Taunter dwells;
 The Taunter, wants to cause some crying,
 The Taunter can't get kills;
 So safely he sits in the radio room,
 On One he gets his thrills.

 His hair is gone, but for, a fringe,
 His face is flushed and bloated;
 His brow is wet from an alcohol binge,
 Even now he's loaded,
 As he types his taunts on Channel One,
 The enemy is goaded.

 Week in, week out, from morn to night,
 He jams the air with bellows;
 Claims we're all dweebs yet he won't fight,
 He's not a friendly fellow,
 Annoying as nails on a classroom chalkboard,
 I think he's just yellow.

 His children coming home from school
 Look in at the open door;
 They love to watch the typing fool
 And love to hear him roar,
 As all who listen are offended
 By taunts from such a boor.

 He goes on Sundays to New Users,
 And dogs the brand new boys;
 He calls them all a bunch of losers,
 He likes to hear his voice,
 And when he finally strikes a nerve,
 It makes his heart rejoice.

 It sounds to him like the Angel's song,
 Singing in Paradise!
 He wants to make them argue long,
 By cunning and by lies;
 Laughing hard, he quickly wipes
 A tear out of his eyes.

 Taunting---Dogging---acting rude,
 Onward through life he goes;
 Each morning he starts acting crude,
 Each evening sees it close;
 People insulted, and people offended
 Has earned a night's repose.

 Thanks, thanks to thee, you silly fool,
 For the lesson thou hast taught!
 For in this life there is one rule
 And this is what I've caught;
 The say the larger of ones WOO,
 The smaller is his WAA.

 Fizzzzzz
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: odie202 on May 27, 2003, 01:25:31 AM
Encore, encore:D :D
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: straffo on May 27, 2003, 02:01:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by odie202
Encore, encore:D :D


damm :)

You just lost beetle here :)


is it : still yet or again ?
:D
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Saintaw on May 27, 2003, 02:55:31 AM
*Clap clap clap clap!*
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Zazen13 on May 27, 2003, 08:52:48 AM
ROFLMAO , Silat! I love it, printed it out , gonna post i on my office wall. hehe

Zazen
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: gofaster on May 27, 2003, 09:05:09 AM
One for the ages!
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Cooley on May 27, 2003, 09:23:16 AM
Awesome!   wtg
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Max on May 27, 2003, 11:03:23 AM
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Well done, Silat    


DmdMax
Title: Re: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Ripsnort on May 27, 2003, 11:19:23 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Silat
The Arena Taunter (with apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

 Under the spreading furball flying
 The Arena Taunter dwells;
 The Taunter, wants to cause some crying,
 The Taunter can't get kills;
 So safely he sits in the radio room,
 On One he gets his thrills.

 His hair is gone, but for, a fringe,
 His face is flushed and bloated;
 His brow is wet from an alcohol binge,
 Even now he's loaded,
 As he types his taunts on Channel One,
 The enemy is goaded.

 Week in, week out, from morn to night,
 He jams the air with bellows;
 Claims we're all dweebs yet he won't fight,
 He's not a friendly fellow,
 Annoying as nails on a classroom chalkboard,
 I think he's just yellow.

 His children coming home from school
 Look in at the open door;
 They love to watch the typing fool
 And love to hear him roar,
 As all who listen are offended
 By taunts from such a boor.

 He goes on Sundays to New Users,
 And dogs the brand new boys;
 He calls them all a bunch of losers,
 He likes to hear his voice,
 And when he finally strikes a nerve,
 It makes his heart rejoice.

 It sounds to him like the Angel's song,
 Singing in Paradise!
 He wants to make them argue long,
 By cunning and by lies;
 Laughing hard, he quickly wipes
 A tear out of his eyes.

 Taunting---Dogging---acting rude,
 Onward through life he goes;
 Each morning he starts acting crude,
 Each evening sees it close;
 People insulted, and people offended
 Has earned a night's repose.

 Thanks, thanks to thee, you silly fool,
 For the lesson thou hast taught!
 For in this life there is one rule
 And this is what I've caught;
 The say the larger of ones WOO,
 The smaller is his WAA.

 Fizzzzzz


Hehe! Great one Silat!
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Nwbie on May 27, 2003, 11:22:26 AM
I must protest!!

My hair is not gone !!


:)


Well done Silat



NwBie
Title: Prose and poesy
Post by: rshubert on May 27, 2003, 11:54:38 AM
Don't apologize to ol' henry.  That was pure gold.

MY hair IS gone.  But I don't taunt.
Title: Re: Prose and poesy
Post by: Apache on May 27, 2003, 12:01:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by rshubert
Don't apologize to ol' henry.  That was pure gold.

MY hair IS gone.  But I don't taunt.


lol, looks like we have something in common after all. My hair is gone too.
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Shamus on May 27, 2003, 12:16:53 PM
Fantastic!!!!!
My retort from this point forward shall be "Hey its the Arena Taunter" :)

shamus
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: RacrX on May 27, 2003, 12:41:15 PM
Hahahaha, very nice Silat! :D  And who may I ask inspired this?
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Flossy on May 27, 2003, 01:41:25 PM
ROFL!  Good one, Silat!  :)
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: beet1e on May 27, 2003, 01:56:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by straffo
damm :)

You just lost beetle here :)


is it : still yet or again ?
:D
straffo! tu es méchant, méchant garçon. ;)
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: sax on May 27, 2003, 02:45:47 PM
It's A CLASSIC
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: straffo on May 27, 2003, 02:50:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by beet1e
straffo! tu es méchant, méchant garçon. ;)


héhé ;) et en plus avec de la mémoire :p
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: nopoop on May 27, 2003, 06:30:43 PM
LOL
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Stang on May 27, 2003, 07:16:53 PM
Bravo Silat, bravo... :)
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: vorticon on May 27, 2003, 07:43:30 PM
lol...and just to make you bald guys jelous...my hair is about 7"long...
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Stang on May 27, 2003, 07:53:20 PM
Hippie :)
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: RightF00T on May 27, 2003, 07:56:01 PM
Quote
lol...and just to make you bald guys jelous...my hair is about 7"long...


goes with the lipstick huh?
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: vorticon on May 27, 2003, 09:00:28 PM
shutup rightfoot

#1 that was NOT lipstick
#2 that pic is getting close to 3 years old so its not even accurate anymore
#3 my hair is actually relativly short...quite a few guys around here have there hair about 9-12 inches long...
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: SHawk on May 29, 2003, 11:02:02 PM
You guys are Not really losing your Hair...IT's just growing out of new places.:D
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Don on May 30, 2003, 07:56:56 AM
Sniff, Sniff...Silat, that was  Sniff, beautiful man! Sniff.....
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: lazs2 on May 30, 2003, 09:01:59 AM
you measure your hair?
lazs
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: keyapaha on May 30, 2003, 10:30:45 AM
yup I think ppl measure their hair when they have nothing else worth measuring.:D
Title: The Arena Taunter
Post by: vorticon on May 30, 2003, 12:59:07 PM
it was a rough estimate...its not like i take a ruler to it...
Title: Re: The Arena Taunter
Post by: Sakai on May 30, 2003, 03:04:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Silat
Under the spreading furball flying
 The Arena Taunter dwells;
 The Taunter, wants to cause some crying,
 The Taunter can't get kills;
 So safely he sits in the radio room,
 On One he gets his thrills.


That is too good Lew

Sakai