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Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: Swoop on May 27, 2003, 02:40:10 PM
The iLoo is not yet dead.....


http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/54/30888.html


"You're In Control" has as many potential uses as we have toilet gags. The system "uses computation to enhance the act of urination. Sensors in the back of a urinal detect the position of a stream of urine, enabling people to play interactive games on a screen mounted above the urinal," according to the website.


(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: SOB on May 27, 2003, 02:42:30 PM
Lovely, this needs no introduction...  :D

http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: 10Bears on May 27, 2003, 03:16:05 PM
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"There's a lot of competition in toilets," notes Dan, who explains that the system lends itself to multiplayer games. "It really would be pissing contest," he points out. But the potential for interactive entertainment doesn't stop there.

"There are also carnival games: squirting water into clown's mouth where the balloon inflates."

No wonder clowns look so unhappy when they're offstage. If only they knew


Good Lord!!
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: OIO on May 27, 2003, 03:55:23 PM
its gotta be for women.

Us guys are happy with "tag the turd" game. Been entertaining for 5 thousand years, a classic with unlimited replay value.
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: john9001 on May 27, 2003, 04:44:17 PM
Gabrielle can write her name in the snow?
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: Hangtime on May 27, 2003, 04:48:36 PM
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Originally posted by john9001
Gabrielle can write her name in the snow?


only if her name was once gregory.
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: Curval on May 27, 2003, 05:10:35 PM
Do they "have" to stand up?  I mean, can't they just open their legs a bit, look down and aim by wiggling their buts?
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: Udie on May 27, 2003, 05:35:27 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
Do they "have" to stand up?  I mean, can't they just open their legs a bit, look down and aim by wiggling their buts?




 sure if the target is the sides of their legs :D
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: Tarmac on May 27, 2003, 05:35:30 PM
More efficient to aim the gun and turret, not the whole battleship.  Men will always be superior in this respect.    

Monitor vs. Merrimack is still teaching lessons today.
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: Curval on May 27, 2003, 06:12:59 PM
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Originally posted by Tarmac
More efficient to aim the gun and turret, not the whole battleship.  Men will always be superior in this respect.    

Monitor vs. Merrimack is still teaching lessons today.


My sig line for a while.  It just says it all.
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: Tarmac on May 27, 2003, 09:52:23 PM
:D
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: Octavius on May 27, 2003, 10:45:39 PM
ROFL!!

What scares me is that SOB replied with blazing speed.  He seems to have been waiting for the right moment to unleash that link!

I think I would turn to stone if I saw his full bookmark list :D
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: SOB on May 27, 2003, 11:13:32 PM
LOL!  I actually had a link in mind and I went searching for it, but this was the first thing I clicked on and I decided there was no need to go any further.  The link I was looking for was for a device that's made of cardboard and is designed for the purpose of allowing a woman to pee standing up.  Aww hell...here it is! (http://whizzy4you.com/)

And yes, I saved them both to my favorites ;)


SOB
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: Holden McGroin on May 27, 2003, 11:43:31 PM
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Monitor vs. Merrimack is still teaching lessons today.




"It was the Virginia that fought that yankee boat from hell!
Only uncultured yankee dogs continue to call it the Merrimack"
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: Tarmac on May 28, 2003, 01:56:17 AM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin


"It was the Virginia that fought that yankee boat from hell!
Only uncultured yankee dogs continue to call it the Merrimack"


Hey, it was our ship first.  Knew I'd catch flak for that one. :D

Besides, "Monitor vs CSS Virginia" just ain't a catchy name for a rumble.
Title: I don't think it's realistic to expect women to urinate standing up
Post by: Flossy on May 28, 2003, 03:05:22 AM
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Originally posted by SOB
The link I was looking for was for a device that's made of cardboard and is designed for the purpose of allowing a woman to pee standing up.
There was a link in the original site you gave which has an even better one, made of plastic.  http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html  :)