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Post by: Chairboy on May 27, 2003, 05:41:50 PM
(http://lincoln.stangnet.com/dualforklift.jpg)
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Post by: Saurdaukar on May 27, 2003, 06:01:03 PM
Adapt and overcome.
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Post by: devious on May 27, 2003, 07:52:11 PM
"How to get yourself killed in a work accident by disregarding safety regulations."
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Post by: Chaos68 on May 27, 2003, 07:58:45 PM
anyone else find it funny that its a toyota getting lifted?
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Post by: Hangtime on May 27, 2003, 08:04:14 PM
two words.

block and tackle.
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Post by: Chaos68 on May 27, 2003, 08:05:07 PM
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Originally posted by Hangtime
two words.

block and tackle.


thats 3 words.
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Post by: funkedup on May 27, 2003, 08:11:21 PM
We've finally located the factory where all stupidity is generated.  The center of the Stupidiverse.
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Post by: Gadfly on May 27, 2003, 08:13:25 PM
Stupid people, doing stupid things-your typical employee, that is.
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Post by: NUKE on May 27, 2003, 08:20:56 PM
LOL, like that guy holding onto the second forklift from the forks of the bigger one is going to be able to hold it and stop it from falling.

Very stupid, dangerous and not worth the risk
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Post by: john9001 on May 27, 2003, 08:29:47 PM
sometimes you need a forklift, sometimes you need a crane.

once upon a time i saw a crew raise a very heavy machine to the second floor of a factory using jacks and timbers.
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Post by: Mini D on May 27, 2003, 08:44:31 PM
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Originally posted by NUKE
LOL, like that guy holding onto the second forklift from the forks of the bigger one is going to be able to hold it and stop it from falling.

Very stupid, dangerous and not worth the risk
I think that guy isn't holding onto the second forklift.. he's working it's controls.

R rated caption:

****ing around with forklifts

My job is actually as a tool owner that has to have equipment about 4 times that size (as much as 10 times) moved around occasionally.  Worst I've seen was a forklift that was lifting a piece of equipment that weighed 20 tons from the back of a trailer.  The equipment was just barely narowwer than the traler so the fork operator had to be paying particular attention to it.  As his wheels neared the back edge of the trailer, the trailer slid forward on the ramps it was on (disintigrating the front wheel chocks) and crashed down a foot and a half with the rear wheel of the forklift 1 inch from the edge (that is, 40% of the wheel was already over it).  The tool on the end of the forks was worth about 30 million dollars.  The puckering that occured at that instant sucked all the oxygen out of the room.

MiniD
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Post by: vorticon on May 27, 2003, 08:49:13 PM
"ok billy your safe you can come out now"
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Post by: rpm on May 28, 2003, 12:00:09 AM
"...and as we can see, Life is returning to normal for the people of Iraq."
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Post by: SirLoin on May 28, 2003, 10:18:37 AM
What happens when u don't have a Union.
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Post by: LePaul on May 28, 2003, 10:21:13 AM
"...after a great deal of effort, Michael Jackson arrived in South Korea today, in his usual cryogenic container...."
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Post by: midnight Target on May 28, 2003, 10:28:33 AM
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Originally posted by Hangtime
two words.

block and tackle.


lol


I think you meant.. Blockn Tackle.

:D
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Post by: muckmaw on May 28, 2003, 11:28:16 AM
"....Chinese Acrobats Join the Industrial age."
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Post by: ygsmilo on May 28, 2003, 11:50:25 AM
One of the classics from the grain industry---

2 stupids don't make a smart.
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Post by: MrLars on May 28, 2003, 11:58:43 AM
"Proof that Toyota's are overmarketed and undemodeled"
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Post by: Syzygyone on May 28, 2003, 02:26:43 PM
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Originally posted by Mini D
I think that guy isn't holding onto the second forklift.. he's working it's controls.

The tool on the end of the forks was worth about 30 million dollars.  The puckering that occured at that instant sucked all the oxygen out of the room.

MiniD


LOL so what happened Mini?????
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Post by: Dune on May 28, 2003, 03:01:10 PM
"Oh no, the poor man from OSHA seems to have keeled over."