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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: LePaul on May 29, 2003, 11:47:17 PM

Title: A Penguin and his Ice Cream....
Post by: LePaul on May 29, 2003, 11:47:17 PM: A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, 'It looks like you blew a seal.'

'No, no,' the penguin replies, 'it's just ice cream.'
Title: A Penguin and his Ice Cream....
Post by: SOB on May 30, 2003, 12:15:28 AM: I hate you.

SOB
Title: A Penguin and his Ice Cream....
Post by: LePaul on May 30, 2003, 09:38:59 AM: :confused:
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Post by: Swoop on May 30, 2003, 09:52:19 AM: That was seriously lame Paul. Almost as bad as "horse walks into a bar, barman says 'Why the long face?'".

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Title: A Penguin and his Ice Cream....
Post by: Octavius on May 30, 2003, 10:08:46 AM: heheh =]
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Post by: Saurdaukar on May 30, 2003, 10:08:50 AM: I laughed... I must be tired.
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Post by: Dingbat on May 30, 2003, 10:26:55 AM: ROFL, Love it,

Lame is,

three men walk into a bar

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the fourth one ducks...
Title: A Penguin and his Ice Cream....
Post by: Nash on May 30, 2003, 10:40:30 AM: I laughed... and I'm gonna swipe it. :)
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Post by: LePaul on May 30, 2003, 11:24:05 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nash
I laughed... and I'm gonna swipe it. :)

That's what I did!
Title: A Penguin and his Ice Cream....
Post by: vorticon on May 30, 2003, 12:56:12 PM: it makes sense...if your a nyphomaniac (is that the right word) or a 12-14 year old male...
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Post by: SOB on May 30, 2003, 01:55:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by LePaul
:confused:

;)
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Post by: Saurdaukar on May 30, 2003, 02:07:30 PM: Chalk me up in the nympho category - maybe thats why I found it funny. :D

pr0n r007z
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Post by: XNachoX on May 30, 2003, 08:28:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by vorticon
it makes sense...if your a nyphomaniac (is that the right word) or a 12-14 year old male...

So....in other words, you? :D
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