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Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: Curval on May 30, 2003, 12:17:36 PM
I swear my wife is the most fertile woman in the world.  I just got the phone call.

We were trying...but I figured we would have to do so REGULARLY for at least a couple of months.  Boy did I get ripped off.

Just call me "Super Jizz" from now on.

:D
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: LePaul on May 30, 2003, 12:21:59 PM
:rolleyes:  LOL...someone is as proud as a peacock !

(My money says it looks like the mailman)   LOL  JK!

Congrats...BTW...ever resolve the "find new house" bit?
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: gofaster on May 30, 2003, 12:22:56 PM
Now would be a good time to pre-pay your AH subscription.
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: T0J0 on May 30, 2003, 12:23:00 PM
miracle 5 seconds..
Curval makes the Guinness book of world records......:)
J/K T0J0
Congrads BTW
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: OIO on May 30, 2003, 12:23:53 PM
Finally figured out the correct outlet! 'Twas a matter of elimination ey? ;)

Congrats man! :D :)
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: LePaul on May 30, 2003, 12:24:52 PM
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Originally posted by OIO
Finally figured out the correct outlet! 'Twas a matter of elimination ey? ;)

Congrats man! :D :)


LMAO!  harsh!

How badly bruised *is* her belly button?  :p
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: Curval on May 30, 2003, 12:28:02 PM
hehe

Didn't think I would be happy about it...but damn..can't help it.

LePaul...we resolved the new house issue by forgetting the idea.  We are just going to "make do" for now.

The mail-man is rather...umm...dark, so it will be fairly evident if he was involved.  :)
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: AWMac on May 30, 2003, 12:28:23 PM
Bet they "Perk" Curvals lil swimmers.  :p



Congrats!


:D
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: Swoop on May 30, 2003, 12:33:19 PM
WTG bud!

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: midnight Target on May 30, 2003, 12:34:24 PM
Congrats to you and all those little Marc Spitz's.
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: muckmaw on May 30, 2003, 12:39:40 PM
Congratulations, Curval.

Start stocking up on sleep now...you're going to need it!
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: Wanker on May 30, 2003, 12:43:08 PM
I now re-christen you "Potent_Johnson"


:D

WTG Curval!
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: Saurdaukar on May 30, 2003, 12:51:36 PM
Congrats!!  :D
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: Dowding on May 30, 2003, 01:52:09 PM
Do they have milkmen in Bermuda?



Congrats and best of luck. :)
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: Nifty on May 30, 2003, 02:00:42 PM
wtg Curval and Mrs Curval!  

this is kid #3, right?  (I didn't read the whole thread so if this was already answered, oops)
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: Udie on May 30, 2003, 02:00:55 PM
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Originally posted by banana
I now re-christen you "Potent_Johnson"


:D

WTG Curval!



LOL!

Congrat's Curval!!


Handy_Johnson :D
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: AKIron on May 30, 2003, 02:11:55 PM
Reminds me of a story:

The doctor tells a soon to be parents couple that he has a new procedure that allows the father to share the pain of the delivery making it easier on the mother. The couple like the idea and agree to give it a try.

The day comes and the couple are now in the delivery room. The doctor attaches the device to the mother which transmits the pain to the father and adjusts the setting to 10%. The father responds that he feels no pain and asks the doctor to increase the setting. At 50% the father still feels no pain and asks the doctor to crank it all the way up. The mother is relieved of all pain and soon delivers. They both heap glowing praise on the doctor and his new device.

When they get home they find the postman dead on their front porch.

Conrats Curval!  :)
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: Curval on May 30, 2003, 02:12:35 PM
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Originally posted by Nifty
this is kid #3, right?  


Yup.  :)

Lol @ Udie.

:D

...and thanks everyone.  

@ Dowding...no milkmen here, but as mentioned there is a postman. ;)
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: funkedup on May 30, 2003, 02:17:01 PM
HORRIDO!!!
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: bikekil on May 30, 2003, 03:07:45 PM
Contrgrats mate :)
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: straffo on May 30, 2003, 03:52:11 PM
Congrats Curval and Curlvalette ;)

btw as my father say if you still can your children on one hand situation is not complelty fubared ..... yet ...
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: OIO on May 30, 2003, 03:58:37 PM
"LMAO! harsh!"

Nah, you shouldve seen him practice for weeks on his own. Some guys still dont believe its all in the wrist... ;)
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: medicboy on May 30, 2003, 04:05:35 PM
Ha, you want to know fertile?  My wife stoped taking her pills 1 week before our wedding  that was 09-01-01 (sorry I'm a paramedic and I liked the date, and 9-11 wasn't on a saturday, guess that would have put a damper on the whole thing anyway)  Our son's duedate was  June 1, 2002, exactly 9 months after the wedding.  He just took his first few steps, I'm in trouble now!

p.s.  Is this your first?  Congrats!  And yes you can fly 1 handed and hold them on your lap, I do it regularly.
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: Animal on May 30, 2003, 04:39:32 PM
Curval you hamster
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: funkedup on May 30, 2003, 04:41:47 PM
Skuzzy, can you officially change his handle to "Super Jizz"?  Or just put "Super Jizz" under his handle instead of "Senior Member".
Title: they discovered ....
Post by: Syzygyone on May 30, 2003, 04:58:34 PM
Curval, they've discovered what causes that ya know!

Congrats, and relish every minute.

Oh and then there is this:

Curval's swimmers were never a threat to his American wife.
It's just redikulus!
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: Pongo on May 30, 2003, 06:06:01 PM
They dont tell you but the days after she goes off the pill are increadblay fertile ones. None of this "trying" crap.
Congrats bud...
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: Mighty1 on May 30, 2003, 10:47:04 PM
If it makes you feel any better Curval your wife and I HAVE  been trying for months! :p

Sorry couldn't resist! :D

Congrats!
Title: OMG...She is pregnant already!
Post by: NUKE on May 30, 2003, 10:57:54 PM
Congrats Curval!