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Title: Swazilands Problems...revealed
Post by: Curval on June 02, 2003, 09:56:39 AM: This guy is NUTS (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=4&u=/nm/20030602/od_nm/pants_dc)

Imagine a whole page of rolling eyes.
Title: Swazilands Problems...revealed
Post by: Russian on June 02, 2003, 10:02:35 AM: ROFLOL. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Title: Swazilands Problems...revealed
Post by: midnight Target on June 02, 2003, 10:04:15 AM: Well......

not completely nuts..
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Mswati is Africa's last absolute monarch. He is currently married to nine wives, with a wedding pending for wife number 10, and has chosen an additional fiancee after reviewing videos of topless maidens performing a traditional Reed Dance ceremony.
Title: Swazilands Problems...revealed
Post by: Swoop on June 02, 2003, 10:06:50 AM: I wanna be the Grand Vizier who tests out everything for his highness first.

Where do I apply?

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
Title: Swazilands Problems...revealed
Post by: OIO on June 02, 2003, 10:10:18 AM: its good to be king!
Title: Swazilands Problems...revealed
Post by: Airhead on June 02, 2003, 10:19:58 AM: 9 wives??? Can you imagine the nagging??? I agree with Curval- the guy is nuts.
Title: Swazilands Problems...revealed
Post by: capt. apathy on June 02, 2003, 10:24:13 AM: Quote
not completely nuts..

some how i'm picturing 10 wifes, each with her own list of crap she wants you to do around the house.

and 10 weeks of pms a month.
Title: Swazilands Problems...revealed
Post by: gofaster on June 02, 2003, 03:05:32 PM: Well the CIA has an interesting little factoid about Swaziland. http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/wz.html

5.77 kids per woman.

35.6% of the population has AIDS.

Average life expectancy: 37 years.
Title: BUT DID YOU SEE THE NEXT ARTICLE!!!!
Post by: Syzygyone on June 02, 2003, 03:32:17 PM: Wife Gives Husband's noodle the Chop
Mon Jun 2, 9:43 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman partially severed her husband's noodle when she quarreled with him after sex, police in the southern town of Konstanz said on Monday.

In an incident recalling the maiming of former U.S. marine John Wayne Bobbitt, who temporarily lost his noodle in a similar attack, the woman, 43, sliced her 34-year-old husband's member with a carpet knife, police said.

"They'd just had their bit of hanky-panky and she went for him with the knife," a police spokesman said.

The bleeding man drove himself to hospital for emergency surgery. The outcome was not yet known.

The woman fled to a restaurant where police arrested her. She was later released. Police said the motive for the attack was unclear.

OUCHOWOOOOOOHOUCHOWOOOOOH!

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