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Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Swoop on June 03, 2003, 10:40:29 AM
Only slightly morbid:

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi

me?  next CAP frame prolly....

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Octavius on June 03, 2003, 10:50:17 AM
heh :)   But what was up with the hairy nipples question? :D

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 25, 2059
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

           Heart Attack (33%)
    Cancer (10%)
    Alcoholism (10%)
    Drowning (10%)
   Alien Abduction (7%)
  Contagious Disease (5%)
  Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Bodhi on June 03, 2003, 10:58:59 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 14, 2035
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

           Cancer (25%)
       Heart Attack (14%)
    Electrolysis (9%)
    Alien Abduction (7%)
   Drowning (6%)
   Wild Animal Mauling (5%)

Umm, the date seems to be close on a lot of this...  Well, have 32 more years, gonna live em up!  hehe :D
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Furball on June 03, 2003, 11:01:40 AM
uh oh..

June 8, 2003
at the age of 19 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

           Contagious Disease (35%)
     Cancer (15%)
  Horrible Accident (6%)
  Heart Attack (5%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: LePaul on June 03, 2003, 11:02:13 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 13, 2043 at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (19%),Heart Attack (16%),Horrible Accident (16%),Alien Abduction (7%),Alcoholism (5%),Drowning (5%) or Homicide (5%)


Seems we're all dropping in the summer...me thinks these are going to be "Gawking at chicks in thongs and the ticker blows" kind of autopsies!
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: swoopy on June 03, 2003, 11:10:39 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 7, 2056
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

   
Heart Attack (16%)
Cancer (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: AWMac on June 03, 2003, 11:16:23 AM
May 24, 2037
at the age of 79 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

               Hemorage with IT caught in the Zipper (56%)            
              Lack of Single/Multiple Orgasms (37%)
            Tragic Masturbation Accident (25%)
           Heart Attack (17%)
          Cancer (14%)
        Electrolysis (12%)
       Alcoholism (10%)
      Drowning (8%)
    Homicide (5%)
Aces High Top Ace (1%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: firbal on June 03, 2003, 11:19:52 AM
Dec 27,2027 at the age of 73.
And it didn't say I died while having sex ether. :D
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Furball on June 03, 2003, 11:35:35 AM
thief! thief! name thief!

its ok tho, im gonna die in a few days :)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: hawk220 on June 03, 2003, 11:50:20 AM
HEHEHE.. I don't need no steeeenking test to know when I'm going to die.. without a transplant.. hmm maybe a year or two
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Dune on June 03, 2003, 11:57:41 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 8, 2047
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Drowning (14%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Wild Animal Mauling (8%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: boxboy28 on June 03, 2003, 11:58:37 AM
April 10, 2035
at the age of 63 years old
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: icemaw on June 03, 2003, 11:59:25 AM
Dec 9th 2031 age 69. Heart attack good to know I will make sure my scedule is clear that day. Think that would be a good day to tour a fire station or hang out in a hospitol.
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: vorticon on June 03, 2003, 12:13:44 PM
September 19, 2053
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

            Alcoholism (45%)
         Heart Attack (21%)
  Contagious Disease (5%)
Cancer (28%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: CyranoAH on June 03, 2003, 12:42:35 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


October 15, 2054
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

           Cancer (39%)
      Heart Attack (19%)
   Alien Abduction (8%)
  Homicide (6%)
  Horrible Accident (5%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Hawklore on June 03, 2003, 12:45:36 PM
Haha

April 17, 2069
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

           Cancer (34%)
        Heart Attack (23%)
    Alien Abduction (10%)!!
   Drowning (9%)
   Homicide (8%)
  Third Degree Burns (6%)



But of course the only reason of that is because 1.I'm younger and I havn't had 200 sexual partners :D
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: funkedup on June 03, 2003, 12:52:37 PM
November 19, 2036
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Cancer (8%)
Suicide (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: nuchpatrick on June 03, 2003, 12:54:09 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


October 12, 2046
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (52%)
Drowning (11%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)


Damn and I like Aliens!!!
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Wanker on June 03, 2003, 01:05:39 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 16, 2046
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (24%)
Cancer (13%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

:D
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Airscrew on June 03, 2003, 01:13:01 PM
September 11, 2029
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

   Cancer (26%)
   Heart Attack (24%)
    Electrolysis (9%)
   Drowning (5%)
   Alcoholism (5%)
   Wild Animal Mauling (5%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: hawk220 on June 03, 2003, 01:27:28 PM
GScholz

yup, serious as kidney failure
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: AWMac on June 03, 2003, 01:31:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hawklore
Haha

But of course the only reason of that is because 1.I'm younger and I havn't had 200 sexual partners :D



I think they meant count
on your fingers NOT count your fingers....

You must have an exciting life there Hawklore Muhahahahhhaaa....

:D
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Russian on June 03, 2003, 01:39:37 PM
March 24, 2057
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

           Heart Attack (31%)
      Cancer (16%)
     Electrolysis (13%)
  Contagious Disease (5%)
  Loneliness (5%)
  Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: hawk220 on June 03, 2003, 02:26:22 PM
thanks GScholz


thats the plan. I'm waiting for someone with my blood type and antigen match to meet an untimely end so I can have one of their kidneys.

what is the policy in Norway about organ donation? Do you have to sign up or are you automatically signed up when you get a drivers licence?

we are rather backwards in the US. you have to sign up and even then after someone dies, and is an organ donor, the family can veto the decision to donate and the organs go to waste.
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Nifty on June 03, 2003, 02:39:18 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 19, 2054
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (45%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Hawklore on June 03, 2003, 02:40:01 PM
hawk220 Can't they take a kidney out of a live person? I've heard it done before, unless the policy is differnt in your case...



Well I hope something good comes along for you .
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: hawk220 on June 03, 2003, 03:23:53 PM
thanks for the sentiment Hawklore, I apprecitate it!

oh yes, I'm completely eligible for what is called a living donation. the rough part is that the vast majority of people don't know that you can live a completely normal life with one kidney. and it freaks them out to think of losing one.

In fact back in January, one of the guys on this board, Jonathan Bourgeois, offered to donate one of his to me, which was the coolest thing ever. our blood types didn't match, but the offer gives me hope.
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: hawk220 on June 03, 2003, 03:44:59 PM
my immediate family is not compatable , but my extended family is, cousins, second cousins etc.. but due to extreme family dysfunction and generations old family politics they won't even be tested for donation. ya, it sucks,

 there aren't dysfunctional families in Norway, are there?:p
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: funkedup on June 03, 2003, 03:47:43 PM
Damn Hawk, sorry to hear that.
What kind of match is needed to be a donor?  Maybe if you can post the blood type or whatever somebody from here can help you out?
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: hawk220 on June 03, 2003, 04:06:22 PM
thanks Funkedman

all that is required for donation is a blood type match, and , of course no serious medical troubles that would require a person to need more than one later in life. (they don't want to risk two people to help one) for instance,  with a family history of kidney disease it would be dangerous to remove one as he might need them later. regardles of where a person lives, they would:

1. do some simple blood tests at their dr's office to test for antigen match (they look for the best of an 8 point match) and of course blood type ( + or - doesnt matter, so an O- can get O+ tissue)

2. some medical background to make sure its safe

3. depending on geography, a road trip

4. slice and dice

5. recovery  (donor: about 4-6 weeks of taking it easy)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: hawk220 on June 03, 2003, 04:21:57 PM
if thats your platform for election to King of the World, I'll vote for you.

we can only partially simulate some of the amazing and complex functions of the various organs. if it weren't for hemodialysis simulating the function of the kidney, I'd be a corpse, two years cold. its not perfect by any means but it keeps me alive and relatively healthy. As much as I get 'oh woe is me' sometimes, I feel for guys that need Livers.. Liver guys don't have a machine to help them, their race against time is measured in months not years.

in the US there are 80,000 people on 'the List'.. 16 of us die each day waiting.


(sorry all for the massive thread hijack!)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: cpxxx on June 03, 2003, 04:30:19 PM
November 2026,  age 66, so not long left.

Think I'll take out a 25 year mortgage with insurance. LOL

The spooky thing is that my Father died aged 66. So that's it then.
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Airhead on June 03, 2003, 04:33:09 PM
It said I will most likely die of a heart attack on June 3rd, 2003. How utterly redicilous! I've never felt better in my life! Obviously this thing has no scientific basis to back it up and is simply a typpppppppppppppppppppppppmmm mll'''v        ugh...........       (choke gasp) Help........call 9111111111............ (polp)

Aaaauuuuggghhhhhhhh..... (expires)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Swoop on June 03, 2003, 05:05:08 PM
Blimey Hawk!
I know I said it was slightly morbid but.....man.  :(


Er....just out of interest, what is your blood type?

you never know....


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Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: hawk220 on June 03, 2003, 05:53:03 PM
hehe swoop,

its interesting how I find morbid things interesting and how sick and twisted my sense of humor is now.  nothing like facing one's mortality to put things in perspective!

btw my blood type is O-

which means I can take tissue from anyone with O blood
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: sling322 on June 03, 2003, 06:01:46 PM
Isnt O- the rarest blood type that there is?
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Saurdaukar on June 03, 2003, 07:19:46 PM
Man this sucks...

November 27, 2043.  Im going to be 64 when I die.  :(

Cancer:  35%
Heart Attack:  21%
Alcoholism:  8%
3rd Degree Burns: 5%
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation:  5%
Homicide:  5%

Heres to the Hairy Nipples and Team Sex members!  :D
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: midnight Target on June 03, 2003, 07:54:47 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 10, 2036
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

           Cancer (24%)
       Heart Attack (15%)
    Alcoholism (8%)
   Homicide (6%)
   Contagious Disease (5%)
   Alien Abduction (5%)
   Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: medicboy on June 03, 2003, 08:58:05 PM
November 15, 2043
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

           Heart Attack (24%)
       Drowning (14%)
     Alien Abduction (10%)
    Cancer (8%)
   Wild Animal Mauling (6%)
   Horrible Accident (5%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Raubvogel on June 03, 2003, 09:05:57 PM
Haha....yeah right...

November 8, 2054
at the age of 82 years old.
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Bodhi on June 03, 2003, 09:24:44 PM
Hawk,

Two things,

One, if my blood type matches, and I can pass the physical I will definitely consider it.  

Two, Does your insurance take care of all costs including any possible complications?

My email is: dgreen4@triad.rr.com

On a sad note, my brother passed away in February late at night on his couch, at 26, he was a registered donor, I know he had O blood too.  Sadly, his roomate did not find him until late the next morning, thus not enabling him to be a donor.  I know he would have wanted his organs to help too.

Email me.
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Airhead on June 03, 2003, 09:47:11 PM
My mother in law and my sister in law took the test today. My sister in law will live until Jan. 21, 2015 and will be crushed to death when a house falls on her head. My mother in law will live for another 200 years and will die from a wooden stake through her heart.
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: hawk220 on June 04, 2003, 12:15:10 AM
sling

actually type O is the most common, lucky for me.. 40% of the population has it
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: hawk220 on June 04, 2003, 12:17:59 AM
Thanks Bohdi!

I've sent you a mail to answer some questions!


I'm sorry about your brother, 26 is far too young:(
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: JoeSmoe on June 04, 2003, 12:21:09 AM
June 15, 2065
at the age of 87 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

  Cancer (33%)
  Heart Attack (19%)
  Alien Abduction (11%)
  Homicide (6%)
  Suicide (5%)
  Contagious Disease (5%)
  Drowning (5%)


Hawk, I will seriously keep you in my prayers.
Title: I guess 74 isn't bad....
Post by: mjolnir on June 04, 2003, 04:44:59 AM
April 24, 2055
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

           Cancer (22%)
          Heart Attack (20%)
     Alien Abduction (9%)
   Horrible Accident (5%)
   Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Title: When are you going to die then?
Post by: Makofan on June 05, 2003, 08:42:04 AM
January 13, 2049
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%