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Title: US Servicemen get a proper homecoming!
Post by: Pei on June 03, 2003, 09:24:35 PM

from http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2961288.stm

Free sex offer for US troops
US soldier in Iraq
The first 50 soldiers to arrive will receive a free sex pack
A US brothel is offering free sex to US troops who took part in the war against Iraq to thank them for their endeavours abroad.

The Moonlight Bunnyranch in Carson City, Nevada, where brothels are legal, has produced a more erotic version of the standard TA-50 army kits issued to troops headed into battle.

Instead of a compass, toothbrush and soap, the pack handed to soldiers who turn up at the brothel includes condoms, lubricant and a free sex session - with a value of up to $1,000.

"We wanted to show our appreciation for everything they've done," Dennis Hof, the proprietor, told BBC News Online. "We wanted to give these guys some special care and attention."

Mr Hof said the idea had been put to him by one of his female employees, who had served in the war.

The TA-50 offer is open to the first 50 soldiers who turn up at the brothel.

But all is not lost for those who arrive late. The Moonlight Bunnyranch is offering a 50% discount on all its services to servicemen and women for 50 days after the first offer expires.

Mr Hof said he was also considering a special offer for British troops who took part in the war against Iraq.

"It would be really great to get those guys to come over to the Bunnyranch," he said.

Title: US Servicemen get a proper homecoming!
Post by: Sandman on June 03, 2003, 09:44:31 PM

God bless america.

Title: US Servicemen get a proper homecoming!
Post by: GRUNHERZ on June 03, 2003, 10:32:58 PM

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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
God bless america.

Now you support the war! :)

Title: US Servicemen get a proper homecoming!
Post by: Raubvogel on June 04, 2003, 07:14:06 AM

I've got a week's leave coming up on the 16th........ :)

Title: US Servicemen get a proper homecoming!
Post by: Saurdaukar on June 04, 2003, 09:20:42 AM

Operation 'Handjobs for Heros.'

Title: US Servicemen get a proper homecoming!
Post by: AWMac on June 04, 2003, 10:50:48 AM

Operation "Lickety Split":p



:D

Title: US Servicemen get a proper homecoming!
Post by: hawk220 on June 04, 2003, 10:55:12 AM

Operation:  From Iraq to A Rack

Title: US Servicemen get a proper homecoming!
Post by: Arfann on June 04, 2003, 10:59:21 AM

Operation Free (con) dom

Title: US Servicemen get a proper homecoming!
Post by: Ripsnort on June 04, 2003, 11:08:55 AM

$1000 for sex?  LOL! Man, even FREE, I think I'd still do it manually than lower my standards to hiring a hooker!  Damn, I am sure glad I'm not as ugly as Lord Dolf Vader. :)

Title: US Servicemen get a proper homecoming!
Post by: Saurdaukar on June 04, 2003, 12:12:16 PM

LOL!!!  

Ive always wanted to try a hooker - something "dirty" about it... I guess thats what I like about Funked.

Title: US Servicemen get a proper homecoming!
Post by: Raubvogel on June 04, 2003, 12:34:13 PM

You haven't lived until you've done a Haitian hooker in Amsterdam with no condom. :) Oh the idiocy of youth.....

Title: US Servicemen get a proper homecoming!
Post by: Nifty on June 04, 2003, 12:59:30 PM

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Originally posted by Raubvogel
You haven't lived until you've done a Haitian hooker in Amsterdam with no condom. :) Oh the idiocy of youth.....

That just doesn't sound very appealing.  ;)  There musta been mass quantities of mind altering substances involved!