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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on June 05, 2003, 09:56:38 AM
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Dantes Hell (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)
2nd level here...
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second level !
sounds like everyday life to me :
"This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions"
:cool:
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Me too..2nd level.
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second level here. I'll bring the beer, you guys bring the ice and brats :D
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Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
nanner nanner!
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7th level here. I'm guessing it's the amorality of my life. The only reason I'm not level 8 or 9 is that I haven't had a chance to do some of the things mentioned yet. LOL
I found the questions fascinating and clever. It's actually made me think. I must dig out my copy of Dante's Inferno and try and read it again.
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Second Level here.... Eternally on Pizza map in GV at night, no joystick, just a broken mouse and no Vox....lost in a Canyon and a "Check 666" every minute.... :(
:D
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8th level. Now what would you expect of someone with my nick ?
NATAS !
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heh, 8th level for me as well.
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Both Rip and Curv are at poxy 2nd level?
'kin 'ell, I'm in the wrong squad.......
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Wow...there are a lot of pansies in here. 7th Level.
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Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
That surprised the crap out of me. Phew....
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LOL! 6th level for me. :D
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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2nd level here
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
nanner nanner!
Christ, you ARE MORE conservative than I, and don't even know it, sad....
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Originally posted by Swoop
heh, 8th level for me as well.
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Both Rip and Curv are at poxy 2nd level?
'kin 'ell, I'm in the wrong squad.......
(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
You're attracted to those who are similiar to you...:D
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You're attracted to Curv?
I'm definately in the wrong squad!
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I am very disapointed only reached the 2nd level. I am a confermed Heathen and my elders are very upset with my low score. I pledge to do my best to reach the very lowest level of hell.
May damnation be upon me and to heaven with my enemys
Heathens rule
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2nd level here - Lustful, malicious and violent. No wonder I think my girlfriend is boring.
Think we can get broadband down there?
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Swoop:
Oops, thought you were 2nd level, no wonder you're one of the best guns on our squad, YOUR EVIL! :D
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:eek:
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Talking of evil......what's that God-awful new avatar and where'd the blue Corsair go?
(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
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Thats a pilot with bugs in his teeth :) Open air cockpits!
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So, on another forum, we've determined that 7th and 8th level guys are Gay, you have to choose some sort of "Attracted to the same sex" to get 7th or 8th level.
Swoop, I'd like to introduce you to Vorticon. :D Creamo, meet Swoop and Vorticon (He *had* to have scored 8)
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no you dont rip...you just gotta be able to picture yourself being treasonous for the most part
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Seventh...
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
SKurj
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
So, on another forum, we've determined that 7th and 8th level guys are Gay, you have to choose some sort of "Attracted to the same sex" to get 7th or 8th level.
No, you don't. Adding paganism to the list scores ya a heap load.....
(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
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I'm on the probation level.
:D
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Sandman...errr why the...snicker...LOLOLOL ohhhh my sides.... ohhh ohhh make the laffter stop....ROTF...... ohhhh watermelon the tears....Bahahahhaaa.....the. ..the...probation?:D :D :D :D :D :D :confused:
:D
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Sweet...See ya in damnation banana and Gsholz! We'll get together, have a few drinks. Fortunately, I think it's a dry heat!
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
SOB
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first level....my name is Hell...Hell Diver
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6th level.
A heretic I be!
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Purgatory
"You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven."
who'd of thought?
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Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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WHEW!!!
To think I answered truthfully on every question and I get to wait on the 2nd coming.
:D
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Because it's late and because all the questions are in English (I'm too tired to translate) I clicked directly on the "Calculate Result" button ...
Answer was fast ... "First Level of Hell - Limbo"
How does this feked test guessed that I was French ??????
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Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Pfffft!
:rolleyes:
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2nd level
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Seventh Level of Hell
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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L7, but L2 was a close second
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I made it to level six. I'm just a heretic.
TREMBLE YOU HEATHENS!
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Second level. Looks like I'll have plenty of company. :)
Second Level of Hell
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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
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Seventh Level of Hell
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Piss me off and I'll pee in your wheaties
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Originally posted by Spooky
second level !
"This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown endlessly"
:cool:
Sounds fine to me:D
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Fifth level here.
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge.
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Oh man, I'm on the same level as SOB and Dowding? Yup, it's hell all right. :D
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Interesting that the word "Comedy" in Dante's Divine Comedy has nothing to do with humor. The term was applied to any story that involved a series of descriptive scenery back in Medieval times. It's more like what we would call a play nowadays.
Dr. Faustus (written by Goethe) was played out along similar lines to Dante's Inferno. He sold his soul to the devil (Mephistopholese) for various worldly goods and pleasures. Dr. Faustus eventually had the doors to hell opened up for him when the contract was enforced. Even Mephistopholese felt sorrow for Faustus.
Les
PS-I envision the real hell as an empty, lonely place...with few souls for company. It is a desolate place, and there is nothing there. I doubt many people go there.
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:D
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2nd level. I forgot to look at the other levels to see how I scored in them. :p
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I'm on staff of course -- boat ride anyone :) But if I were a mortal, I would be on the 2nd level.
Charon
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i rule 8th layer of hell
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2nd level for me... I can only hope Weazel is not on the same level, lest I truly be doomed to suffer eternally.
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Made 3rd level, dont remember all it said about it though.
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Welcome to the party that is Level 6. Grab yourself a bottle of warm Bud-Lite and enjoy the pan-pipe muzak rendition of Lionel Ritchie's greatest hits that serves as background music.
Yes, this really is hell.