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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: midnight Target on June 05, 2003, 11:53:43 AM
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Airhead has inspired me...
Now don't describe yourself, pick someone else and give us the mental picture.
like this....He's kinda short, wears glasses, wears black socks with garters and Bermuda shorts and has an immaculate yard complete with plastic lawn flamingos and plaster deer statues. His wife nags him, his children don't respect him and his neighbors are jealous of his new golf cart. Typical oppressed white guy.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Airhead has inspired me...
Now don't describe yourself, pick someone else and give us the mental picture.
like this.... - :cool:
You first Tahg!
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Airhead....
Surprisingly enough won the "who most resembles their car" contest at the last Yolo County fair. I guess the judges felt the evil grin was a dead ringer for his Dodge Ram grill. He is a natty dresser, but only because his wife lets him have all her hand me downs. Nice legs for a guy, but his skirts are often a little on the short side.
:D
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Having met Ripsnort in person at the con last year....
Think of Ripsnort as a young Yul Brynner. Slim, muscular, with eyes that blaze forth with the conviction of a man who knows what he wants, and how to get it. Quiet, polite, a gentle family man. A little lacking in the hair dept, but I suppose that's better than having a huge bald spot and trying to comb the last four strands of hair over it.
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banana, Ripsnort must have been wearing long pants then because his most prominent feature is his lilly white anorexic chicken legs.
MT I owe ya one but I'm busy for a few mins....:p
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Originally posted by banana
Having met Ripsnort in person at the con last year....
Think of Ripsnort as a young Yul Brynner. Slim, muscular, with eyes that blaze forth with the conviction of a man who knows what he wants, and how to get it. Quiet, polite, a gentle family man. A little lacking in the hair dept, but I suppose that's better than having a huge bald spot and trying to comb the last four strands of hair over it.
Awww...I think somebody's got a crush! :p
SOB
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Originally posted by banana
Having met Ripsnort in person at the con last year....
Think of Ripsnort as a young Yul Brynner. Slim, muscular, with eyes that blaze forth with the conviction of a man who knows what he wants, and how to get it. Quiet, polite, a gentle family man. A little lacking in the hair dept, but I suppose that's better than having a huge bald spot and trying to comb the last four strands of hair over it.
ROTFLOL!!! God you got me laughing!
banana:
Stout, but not heavy.. Quiet demeanor until you get to know him, smallish eyes that "study" every movement, wild eyes when the blow up sheep is unveiled from his backpack.
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picture HB :eek:
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Sheesh get a motel room already!
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Funked: Looks like a fatter Pei
Sling: Looks like a redneck Funked
Pei: Looks like a smaller Sling
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banana:
Stout, but not heavy..
Hey, I've lost 40 pounds since you last saw me at the con. :)
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Sling: Looks like a redneck Funked
LOL! This is actually pretty spot on. Funked and Sling could pass as brothers. Both are big, tall, and nice as hell.
Raubvogel looks like he and Vin Diesel were separated at birth.
Daddog looks like Grizzly Adams from the old 1970's TV show.
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lol, DD does have a damn good beard doesnt he.....
Curval: Stan Laurel with lighter hair.
Rip: If he wasn't a weightlifting nutter he'd be a really small skinny fella.
Phantom4: Does anyone except another Brit know who Giant Haystacks was? Phantom is him with Santa Claus's head.
(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
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LOL Swoop...just won't let that go, huh?
You forgot Mox and Puck.
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I met funked but I can't give you a discription because SOB was riding on his back saying "gideeup biotch!" :D
I met swoop but I can't give a dicription because there was a cloud of smoke in front of his face the whole time :rolleyes:
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Mox: Skinny little short kid, bout 12, with blond hair and no chance of growing a beard, ever.
Puck: Just a huge pair of spectacles with a gun.
And Udie: Um.....kinda tallish.....er....
(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
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Mox was actually taller than Stumpy...er Curval though..I'm guessing 5'11" ?
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FunkedUp:
A tall gargantuan caveman with a perverse grin. Quick witted (for his size) and with a broad sense of humor. Could be described as a black-hole for booze. Do not play drinking games with him!
A gentle nature betrays his size. A nice guy you can feel comfortable around. Would make a perfect prison husband.
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Udie: A skinny guy tucked under a really large chick's arm at the con. Funny thing is, he wasnt screaming as he was being dragged back to her den...err room.
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Animal will you marry me?
Ceremony is in the guard shack at 0600.
PS Dinger made me puke once. He has a deceptively large alcohol capacity. The euros trained him well.
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Originally posted by sling322
Udie: A skinny guy tucked under a really large chick's arm at the con. Funny thing is, he wasnt screaming as he was being dragged back to her den...err room.
I don't remember that!:p
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I can only describe those I've seen-
Wlfgng-
With his suntanned face, steely glint in his eye, grey hair combed perfectly into place and whitely enameled teeth Wlfgng looks like a cross between a politician and Dudley Do Right's father.
Obviously a man who takes pride in his appearance one doesn't have to look at his hands to know his nails are perfectly manicured.
Still holding out hope for a music career in spite of his advancing age Wlfgng starts each day with a visit to the bathroom scales. If he's gained a pound he'll immediately visit the gym where he'll sweat it off on the treadmill, preferably the one in front of the plate glass window so all the passersby can watch him work out. If those are all full then one in front of a mirror will do- that way he can be watched by his biggest fan, his own reflection.
Too much in love with himself to ever commit to a relationship, Wlfgng wishes he could be cloned so as to find the perfect mate- himself. Women throw themselves at Wlfgng because women always throw themselves at this type of guy- he thinks it's because of his dashing good looks, but it's really because women crave rejection.
He is a good lover if it's a woman he's trying to impress or one that gossips to her girlfriends, but if his partner is a one night stand he'll never see again he's selfish and unconcerned with her satisfaction in bed.
Gregacious and outgoing Wlfgng has many friends, and he'd be a natural as an anchorperson on the 6 o'clock news or a political spokesperson.
OK Wlfgng, how'd I do? Close?
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Originally posted by Udie
I don't remember that!:p
Everyone else does, even me and I wasn't there.
(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)
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Originally posted by Animal
FunkedUp:
Would make a perfect prison husband.
LOL now THAT is funny. :D
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lmao Airhead.. not even close..
well.. ok well some of it's true..
the girl and the music thing
but not the scales, treadmil etc..
but I do the local TV broadcasts (grassroots local tv) so maybe there's some hint of truth there also..
actually I'm an older and not as athletic as I used to be.
hair is almost never combed, brush my teeth once a week regardless.
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I kinda pictured you (airelfenhead) as a somewhat shorter person than you used to be at the bottom end of a bungee-cord :)
and funny as hell, gawd I can't fly worth a shi* when you're on talking and making jokes.. ok I can't worth a shi* anyway but that's a better excuse IMO.
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btw, the girls in my office, after having read this are working on YOUR description :)
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Originally posted by Wlfgng
btw, the girls in my office, after having read this are working on YOUR description :)
I tried to post my pic so they could write it, but I don't know how. (No cracks about a stupid expression on my face please)
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WAIt.. don't post it yet..
let them work out a description first :)
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Originally posted by Airhead
I tried to post my pic so they could write it, but I don't know how. (No cracks about a stupid expression on my face please)
Allow me to help... (what are friends for?)
(http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images.2003060510/up-men-00309.jpg)
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Thanks MT. Wlfgng, don't show them this yet. :)
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I picture Airhead as sort of a cross between Tommy Chong and Jerry Lewis.
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Sandman probably looks like a shorter fatter Phil Jackson.
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Like me and some other unfortunates, photos of MT have appeared on the board, so he is immune from speculation.
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And other than Szyzywhatthehellisthatsomekin dofattemptatanunpronouncablep olishname (of whom I've yet to develop a mental picture) I've met everybody else in this thread in the flesh, which pretty much takes the fun out of it.
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Originally posted by Raubvogel
Funked: Looks like a fatter Pei
Sling: Looks like a redneck Funked
Pei: Looks like a smaller Sling
I'm not sure who should be insulted by this.
Our group pic just goes to show the dangers of inbreeding.
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Originally posted by Raubvogel
Funked: Looks like a fatter Pei
Sling: Looks like a redneck Funked
Pei: Looks like a smaller Sling
Funked is not fatter than me - he just has more beer storage capacity.
Originally posted by funkedup
I'm not sure who should be insulted by this.
Our group pic just goes to show the dangers of inbreeding.
It's not inbreeding it's cloning. The question is which one of us is the original and which ones are the copies (and who has the right to use the other ones livers when there's give out)?
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Originally posted by Pei
It's not inbreeding it's cloning.
What sick and twisted mad scientist would want to clone you guys? Doctor Frankenstein?
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NO MY DEAR
THE BETTER TO FUNK YOU WITH
DR FUNKENSTEIN
(http://www.duke.edu/~tmc/pics/pfunk4.jpg)
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That is wonderful!
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(http://www.angelfire.com/music2/pfunk/images/ad2.jpg)
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I seriously doubt the validity of his PHD
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Originally posted by Animal
I seriously doubt the validity of his PHD
Shut up, you big-nosed nubian God.
Go, Funked!
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Talk about weird science:)
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I bet Airhead is 6'4" and weighs in at around 250. Probably used to be a commando in the army. He doesn't hunt because he got tired of being the only one in the family that likes deer meat. He actually does go fishing, but gives us misinformation on that subject, because he wants all the fish for himself. After all, he did move, or is planning a move to the redwood forest with a salmon stream behind his house.
Now why do you think that is?:D
Les
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Here is a picture Saw sent me of himself....
(http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/minger036.jpg)
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Originally posted by Furball
Here is a picture Saw sent me of himself....
(http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/minger036.jpg)
That can't be Saw he isn't wearing the leather chaps and the ball gag!
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You can trust me as I'm in Saw squad : it's a real picture of him.
Originally posted by Furball
Here is a picture Saw sent me of himself....
(http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/minger036.jpg)
Now he will realy hate me :D
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But it sure looks like a skirt and a blouse!
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Air.. they already looked so here's the compilation of their views:
Airhead:
a cross between the 'geek' picture (see what you get for admitting you have all those fancy cell phone thingies, and computers, etc etc) and a somewhat flattened, stout, laughing man at the end of a broken bungee cord.
With endless humor and goodwill for those that have the fortitude to withstand his sometimes intense self-satisfying wicked tongue.. no comment on why they chose your tongue to fixate on...
They went on to say that you are probably the kind of guy they might not hit on at first glance but that once the joviality (and beer) began flowing that the first impression would soon turn to unabashed desire.
The wonder: could a broad chested, chisled man be behind the veil?
suffice it to say that if you ever came this way, and could make it up the stairs, you'd be in like Flint.. Larry Flint.
oh, and they want you to show them how to troll....
not sure what they meant by that either :)
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Originally posted by funkedup
Sandman probably looks like a shorter fatter Phil Jackson.
Doesn't everyone? :D
(http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos2/2002-06-05-inside-jackson.gif)
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It's Rowdy Roddy Piper:D
Rowdy Roddy Piper (http://www.findarticles.com/g1epc/bio/2419200954/p1/article.jhtml)
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hahah this is a good thread, Waiting for someone to give their description of me :D
I bet it won't come close, I'm the strangest/most different guy I think I or anyone who knows me will ever know lol
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Wlfgng, MT posted that pic claiming it was me- I appreciate him posting a pic of someone who is younger, thinner and has better teeth than I do, he's a true friend, but really- that pic wasn't me, man. I think from the self description it's Cajun. Leslie is closer on his guess of 6'4 and 250, only he's off by a foot and fifty pounds.
Wrong on being a computer geek- I'm so inept at this I can't even find porn on the Internet.
Wrong also on the self satisfying tounge also- I'm no Marilyn Manson.
Right on the desire part- I can't begin to count the number of disappointed women I've left in my wake. Oddly enough what makes them marry me is also what makes them divorce me- my big mouth.
Larry Flint?? Why would I want to be like Larry Flint?? That guy can't feel anything below his waist. Come to think of it my second wife couldn't feel anything below her waist either. Maybe she was Larry Flint? Nah. Larry Flint was more coherent.
Trolling lessons....Trolling require trollees. Trollees have to take themselves and their cause so seriously that they can be baited into a debate in such a subtle manner that they never notice your debate is getting more and more outlandish with every post.
I discussed the merits of chickens as pets on the PETA boards and it turned into a debate on whether we should genetically alter chickens to be featherless so those of us who wanted chickens for a pet who lived in apartments wouldn't have to deal with the moulting mess on his couch. We had previously agreed chicken sized diapers were the only sure fire solution to the poop mess in spite of several of the PETA posters claiming their own pet chickens used litter boxes, and we were at an impasse over whether chickens played little pianos because they were smart or because they were responding to a food reflex.
It got boring real quick because trolling requires an audiance who knows you're trolling and none of the PETA posters ever got it. However, I can only hope there was at least one pet chicken looking over the shoulder of his PETA activist "master" as he was fervently debating me on the merits of the morality of eating chicken eggs because as leftists we believe in abortion and, after all, an egg is only an unborn fetus, so therefore was OK to eat, and clucking to himself "Dude you is being played."
That is fun stuff.
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You're wearing a ball cap in the pic I have of you Sand, so I had to give ya Phil's 'do. I'd say Funked called it pretty good. :)
(http://modena.intergate.ca/personal/cwharton/sbm/sandjackson.jpg)
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Originally posted by Nash
You're wearing a ball cap in the pic I have of you Sand, so I had to give ya Phil's. I'd say Funked called it pretty good. :)
(http://modena.intergate.ca/personal/cwharton/sbm/sandjackson.jpg)
You bastard! LOL...
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Sandman, are you the one on the left or the one on the right?
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According to Funked, I could be either one. :D
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I sure wish I knew how to photo shop.
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Originally posted by Nash
You're wearing a ball cap in the pic I have of you Sand, so I had to give ya Phil's 'do. I'd say Funked called it pretty good. :)
(http://modena.intergate.ca/personal/cwharton/sbm/sandjackson.jpg)
OMG Nash is the Photoshop-foot-****in-masta.
I am teh best guesser evar.
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Originally posted by Airhead
Leslie is closer on his guess of 6'4 and 250, only he's off by a foot and fifty pounds.
5'4 300 lbs?
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Originally posted by funkedup
5'4 300 lbs?
No, 7'4 and 200. :D
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Sandman looks like he should be tooling around town in one of those electric chairs lazy people ride on.
Funked looks like someone who rides the bus to the public library so he can surf porn sites without his Mom catching him.
One look at Creamo and you wonder "what happened to his shopping cart and cardboard sign?"
In spite of platform shoes and a pompidour hiardo NUKE is still only 5'6.
banana looks like someone you'd be reluctant to shake hands with unless you had a moist towelette in your pocket.
Riosnort with hair looks like Richard Simmons' gay brother.
MT has to buy his trowsers in the ladies' department to get a proper fit.
Leslie is the original model for Bubba Teeth.
Animal looks like a back seat passenger in a "Cops" episode.
If you get lost in SOB's shadow you'll die of starvation before you find your way out.
Nash would be much prettier if he didn't wear so much makeup.
All of Martlet's business suits have protein stains on them.
Udie with a beard looks like Cookie Monster.
Swoop looks normal, which proves looks can sometimes be decieving.
Straffo looks like the guy in the next peep show booth.
Hmmm.... Think I'll avoid the Con and keep my teeth.
:D
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He's good...
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AKIron buys his underwear at Rochester's Big and Tall Store and his ballcaps at the Osh Kosh factory outlet.
MiniD's action figure is banned in Texas.
The best way to get Dowding's attention is to drop a bar of soap in the showers at his local YMCA.
Naso is so hairy that when he goes to the beach people ask him where he bought his sweater.
Sixpence tried to become a priest but his application was rejected when it was determined he looked "too gay."
If you went to an adult movie theatre and the only empty seats were next to either Beetle or Pee Wee Herman...you'd take the seat next to Pee Wee Herman.
If Toad were your 11 year old son's Scoutmaster you'd forbid your kid from going on weekend camping trips.
In spite of the angular haircut and funny mostache Hortlund is always dismayed when people mistake him for Charlie Chaplin instead of his idol, Adolph Hitler.
Hblair rents his belly out as a billboard.
If the Jehovah Witnessess ever knock on GrimCO's front door they will denounce God.
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That reminds me of a guy named Elfenwolf who was the kind of guy that made up stories about himself to attract sympathy from strangers on an internet bulletin board. He would fake some injury and then sit around feeding on the "get better soon" and "hope you are ok" messages people would offer out of sheer pity. But then he got busted and was so embarrassed that he felt compelled to change nick.
Guys like him are beyond pathetic somehow...
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He's very good...
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I don't care what Nash looks like but I do have a preference to his avatar.
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heh i vividly remember udie being dragged off at the 2001 con. showed me the dangers of drinking too much cuervo
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Nash looks kinda like Marty Feldman, only with a flappy head!
SOB
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Originally posted by Airhead
Naso is so hairy that when he goes to the beach people ask him where he bought his sweater.
Bzzzzt!!! Wrong. That one would be Urchin.
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Originally posted by sling322
Bzzzzt!!! Wrong. That one would be Urchin.
Hey Sling I was trying to forget that - you owe me 10 months worth of therapy now!
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Originally posted by Hortlund
That reminds me of a guy named Elfenwolf who was the kind of guy that made up stories about himself to attract sympathy from strangers on an internet bulletin board. He would fake some injury and then sit around feeding on the "get better soon" and "hope you are ok" messages people would offer out of sheer pity. But then he got busted and was so embarrassed that he felt compelled to change nick.
Guys like him are beyond pathetic somehow...
Wow Steve, did I hit a nerve with the Hitler comment? FWIW the bungee jumping post wasn't even mine, not that it matters, and my nick was changed when I remembered I had registered as Airhead years before and had forgotten. Really, do a search and you'll see Airhead was registered before Elfenwolf- and anyway I didn't try to hide my ID and changed to Airhead, my name from AW for years, months after the bungee jumping thread.
Whatever, I quit posting on AGW because of mean spirited little turds like you, and I think it's obvious I need to find a bulletin board where the posters don't take themselves quite so seriously. Sorry I offended you with the Hitler comment, it won't happen again as I won't post here again. Time for me to find a new board, this one has gotten old. Ciao all, this board is off my bookmarks.
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Whoa...looks like I hit a nerve...
Well, actually I am tired of ppl calling me a nazi in various ways. So yeah, maybe you did strike a nerve. But regardless of what you may think, I didnt take it personally, because this is an internet BB. Nothing more nothing less. No one here knows me even remotely. You are wayy off on the take things serious comment. Maybe you should look in the mirror if you want to see someone who takes himself too seriously... I dunno.
I dint expect you to be the whining kind though airhead. I mean you've never seemed to have any problem dealing out verbal lashings on these boards, apparently you dont like being the target of one. We have a saying in Sweden that goes along the lines of "he who enters the game, must face the consequences of the game". Something to think about while you browse the internet for another forum maybe?
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I'll have you know I get my underwear at kmart and I hate hats. ;)
Hey, don't go away mad Airhead....
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Aww... :(
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Whatever, I quit posting on AGW because of mean spirited little turds like you, and I think it's obvious I need to find a bulletin board where the posters don't take themselves quite so seriously. Sorry I offended you with the Hitler comment, it won't happen again as I won't post here again. Time for me to find a new board, this one has gotten old. Ciao all, this board is off my bookmarks.
I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
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Airhead's post reminded me of the time a few years ago when my oldest son worked selling men's clothes at Men's Wearhouse. He had a rather "portly" gentleman come in to the store and was trying to find something the man liked in his size. When it was time to admit defeat he recommended to the man the "Big and Fat Man's" store down the street. Of course he was mortified when he realized what he'd said.
And btw, no it wasn't me. ;) They still carry my size at most stores, probably including the Big and Fat guys store. :D
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Now I understand.
Even though you called me a soap watching homo, I'm not mad Airhead. I'm just going to take it like a man... and get a job in your favourite restaurant in order to masturbate into your soup. Good day.
BTW, don't really quit. You're the funniest guy here apart from Grunherz!!! ;)
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Originally posted by Airhead
Straffo looks like the guy in the next peep show booth.
Damm :D :D
I'm pretty happy my wife choose to learn spanish :p
Especially because she's looking at me typing this reply :D
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Originally posted by Dowding
Now I understand.
Good, that makes one of us.
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Originally posted by Lance
I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Hey, Elfenwolf has not opined in this thread yet
;)
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Originally posted by Nash
Aww... :(
Nash is the one on the left in the Avatar!
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Originally posted by Syzygyone
Nash is the one on the left in the Avatar!
LOL Nash will you go to prom with me?!
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As long as it doesn't conflict with Animal's prom night... he's already called dibs.
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Wtf.. Fuuuurbaaaal :mad:
I thought you were going to keep our private moments... private.
I wont be sending you a chocolate Dildo for your birthday this year... you can FORGET ABOUT IT
Now where the F*** is that pouting emoticon???
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Damn Saw, you're a cutie! ;)
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ROFL i had completely forgotten i had posted that. Thanks for the punt :D