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Title: MSD For women
Post by: medicboy on June 07, 2003, 03:04:44 PM

For those who don't know a MSD is "material safety data sheet"  required for all chemicals kept in the work place.....

ELEMENT:  WOMAN
ATOMIC MASS:  ACCEPTED AS 55KG, BUT KNOWN TO VARY FROM 45KG TO 225 KG

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1: BODY SURFACE NORMALY COVERED WITH FILM OF PWODER AND PAINT.

2: BOILS AT ABSOUTELY NOTHING- FREEZES FOR NO APPARENT REASON

3: FOUND IN VARIOUS GRADES RANGING FROM VIRGIN MATERIAL TO COMMON ORE.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1: REACTS WELL TO GOLD, PLATINUM AND ALL PRECIOUS STONES

2: EXPLODES SPONTAINEOUSLY WITHOUT REASON OR WARNING

3: THE MOST POWERFUL MONEY REDUCING AGENT KNOWN TO MAN

COMMON USE:

1: HIGHLY ORNAMENTAL, ESPECIALLY IN SPORTS CARS

2: CAN GREATLY AID RELAXATION

3: CAN BE A VERY EFFECTIVE CLEANING AGENT


HAZARDS:

1: TURNS GREEN WHEN PLACED ALONGSIDE A SUPERIOR SPECIMEN

2: POSSION OF MORE THAN ONE IS POSSIBLE BUT SPECIMENS MUST NEVER MAKE CONTACT WITH EACHOTHER.

Title: MSD For women
Post by: pugg666 on June 07, 2003, 04:05:10 PM

I'll one up ya :D

(http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/29252/16.jpg)

Title: MSD For women
Post by: Ozark on June 07, 2003, 04:16:32 PM

ROFL!!

I'm stealing this stuff for Haz-Mat classes!!

Thank you! :)