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Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: Arlo on June 07, 2003, 11:07:08 PM

And the whine read,
"I'm so bored, people.
I just think I'll cry.
Nobody'll fly the way I want.
Nobody'll even try."
I said, "You look like a skilled, sharp pilot.
don't know why you got to
whine about every little thing
everyone else gonna do."

Whoa, whine, whine.
Everywhere a whine.
Blockin' out the buffer text.
Blowin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the whiii-iiine?

And the whine said,
"Why do people run?
Why don't they fight?"
So I jumped into the conversation and said,
"Hey! What gives you the right
To tell other players how to play,
or to tell them what they should do?
I ain't scared to tell you to your face,
"Man, you're some kind of whiner!"

Whine, whine.
Everywhere a whine.
Blockin' out the buffer text.
Blowin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the whiii-iiine?

Now, hey you, newbie, can't you read?
I've flown this sim since it was beta, you dweeb.
You can't vulch. Don't you HO me.
You ain't supposed to be here.

The whine said, "You can't get kills unless
you ride a girly ride." Uh.

And the sign said, "Everybody welcome.
Come in. Log on and play."
As long as you don't break our TOS
your money's good here, you can fly all day
So I got me a brand new computer
And I signed up for Aces High.
I said, "Thank you, HT, for makin' this sim.
Keep it up, you're doin' fine."

Whine, whine.
Everywhere a whine.
Blockin' out the buffer text.
Blowin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the whiii-iiine?

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: loser on June 08, 2003, 12:29:10 AM

Very good, and sadly very representative of the BS being spouted here and in the MA recently.

As i reminded some folks in the MA today, cancelling one's account is much easier than making a single cry post here on the BBS.

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: GunnerCAF on June 08, 2003, 02:30:56 AM

LOL, good one Arlo!

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: Shane on June 08, 2003, 02:37:32 AM

and put in the O Club with the rest of the songs...

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on June 08, 2003, 05:00:36 AM

Amen brother..

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: Arlo on June 08, 2003, 09:32:19 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Shane
and put in the O Club with the rest of the songs...

Quit yer whinin', crybaby. :D

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: LUPO on June 08, 2003, 10:40:28 AM

LOL! :D

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: firbal on June 08, 2003, 07:15:17 PM

Can I have some cheese with that?

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: hazed- on June 08, 2003, 08:57:55 PM

er i think as a songwriter/poet you are talentless.


sorry but it didnt even raise a chuckle from me. not one clever rhyme in the whole thing.I know poems dont have to rhyme but generally they are funnier if they do..

try harder please arlo :)

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: Swager on June 08, 2003, 08:59:33 PM

It is good!  Methinks you have talent.    :)

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: Arlo on June 08, 2003, 09:05:39 PM

A blatant filked rip-off of the title you mentioned originally performed by the Five Man Electric Band.

One of my fav songs. But I'd wished every local band over the last decade and a half wouldn't fug it up with their own unique rendition of it. :eek:

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: ccvi on June 08, 2003, 09:07:28 PM

must be a pretty well known song. I asked google for "sign sign everywhere a sign" and got 1,400,000 results :eek:

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: Arlo on June 08, 2003, 09:11:33 PM

Everyone likes to use the song title to promote everything from thier sign companies to local politics to the enviroment to Aces High to ..... well you get my drift. :D

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: hazed- on June 08, 2003, 09:23:26 PM

Quote

Originally posted by TW9
dont think it was a poem.. Its his version of a real song that i cant remember the name of from the 60's or 70's i believe..

Sign Sign everywhere a sign
blah blah blah thats all i know..

oh i see , er  oops soz arlo ...er.... ITS GREAT!!! :)

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: DrDea on June 09, 2003, 07:47:12 AM

Um Tesla did a remake of that known as the 5 man acoustical jam.Not a bad cover actualy.

Title: My GAWD...
Post by: rshubert on June 09, 2003, 11:56:56 AM

You all will even argue about a song parody.  It's coming down to this:

HOW MANY ANGELS CAN DANCE ON THE HEAD OF A PIN?

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: dracon on June 09, 2003, 03:00:13 PM

I like it a lot.  Well done! Arlo

I also like aggravating the whiners.  I like aggravating Trollers.

But then, I'm a mere Urchin of the streets and a bit Batz in the Belfry. ;)

The Draconian

Title: Whine, whine, everywhere a whine
Post by: Arlo on June 09, 2003, 05:26:02 PM

And the sign said, "Everybody welcome.
Come in. Log on and play."
we're working on an SCW campaign
your money's good here, you can fly all day
So I got me a brand new computer
And I signed up for Aces High.
I said, "Thank you, HT, for makin' this sim.
Keep it up, you're doin' fine."