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Title: O/T for Mathman. Terrorist alert!!
Post by: Ouch on June 11, 2003, 05:14:24 PM

At Detroit International Airport today, an individual, later discovered to
be a university professor from Michigan State University, was arrested
trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor,
and a graphical calculator.



Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.


He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Title: I can't resist
Post by: Syzygyone on June 11, 2003, 05:23:42 PM

Math instructors have never been a threat to the United States.  It's just redikulus!

Title: O/T for Mathman. Terrorist alert!!
Post by: SOB on June 11, 2003, 11:26:51 PM

I hate you Ouch.  I hate you and everything you stand for.  I hope you die in a freak accident involving a mechanical pencil and an abacus.


SOB

Title: O/T for Mathman. Terrorist alert!!
Post by: Mini D on June 11, 2003, 11:53:00 PM

Bring puns like that across the state line into Oregon and you'll get 20 years.

MiniD